Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, sheesh.

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Sirius opened the door, just to be pushed aside by the male dog. "Damn dog, can't you even say "Thank you Sirius!"??"

The dog gave him a mischievous look, and then turned around to the girl on the floor.

"Oh my, how did she get down there?"

Sirius reached down to pick her up. Natalja snapped her eyes wide open and within a second, she was seated upon Sirius's body.

"What the hell!?" He squeaked and found this new position kind of embarrassing.

"Who are you, and why did you bring me here?" She hissed, digging her nails into his chest.

"Ouch, no need to get all worked up, I just brought you in 'cause I found you all..deepfrozen on the street. How did you get there anyways?"Natalja looked confused at him.

"I dunno, I can't remember anything about yesterday." Sirius narrowed his eyebrows.

"I see.."

--

Mrs.Weasly paced back and forward, biting her nails.

"Moooom, stop walking around like that. You're making all of us nervous." Fred whined.

"I'm sorry, Fred." Fred gave his mother a hurt look.

"I'm George, can't you even tell your own sons apart?"

"I'm so sorry, George!" She said and gave him an apologizing look.

"Just joking, mom. I'm Fred!" He said with a wide grin, barley avoiding the frying pan that was aimed for his head.

"I'm just worried about the girl that Sirius brought home yesterday, she didn't look quite well." Fred's and George's faces lit up.

"Girl, you say?" George asked innocently.

"Perhaps, maybe our beloved mother, who by the way cooked us a delicious dinner, can tell us where this girl is located?" Mrs. Weasly gave both of the boys a stern look and they smiled corny.

"You can always try, can't you?" George said and shrugged.

"Shut up, you monkey!" Louie hissed and whacked him on the head. Mrs.Weasly turned towards the door that lead towards the stairs.

"I'm going upstairs to check if that poor girl is still alive."

"Can we join you, dear mother?" Fred asked innocently, but just recieved a glare from his mom.

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"Well..uhm.." Sirius stammered, twitching a little since he still was lying on the floor with a brunette on top of him.

"What is your name?" Natalja looked down at him, probably unaware of the position they were in.

"I don't know if I should tell a complete stranger my name." He smirked and shifted beneath her.

"I am Sirius Black." Natalja gasped and put a hand on his cheek, pulling it.

"No way!" Sirius groaned and pulled away her hand from his soar cheek.

"Yes way. Now could you please get off me?" Natalja folded her arms.

"What if I refuse?" "Then I will have to do this!" He said, pulled her arms, twinned her beneath him and sat down with a smirk. And just then, Mrs.Weasly rushed into the room.

"Oh Merlin's beard! What are you doing?" Mrs.Weasly kicked and poked Sirius with her wand until he rolled off the girl. She yanked her from the floor and rushed out from the room.

"How DARE you, Sirius? I never thought that you.."

"No, he didn't do anything. It was me, I-"

"Oh dear, girl. You don't have to be afraid; this man won't hurt you now."

A loud "pop" noise was heard and the two twins appeared behind their mother.

"She's cute."

"GEORGE!"

"I haven't done anything! It was Fred!"

"I can hear the difference."

Louie came running up the stairs.

"Wow, she is cute!"

Mrs.Weasly stood straight and pointed with her wand at the people in front of her.

"Go to your rooms..NOW!"

The twins took a step forward and Louie crossed her arms.

"We ain't going nowhere." George said.

Mrs.Weasly glared daggers towards him.

" Georg-"

"I'm George!" Fred said with a frown.

"I DON'T CARE!" She waved with her wand and a pair of chairs started to attack the twins, making them scream like girls and run for their lives.

Louie burst out in laughter, but stopped shortly after receiving a warning glance from Molly.

"I didn't do anything! They are the perverted ones!" She squeaked, terrified of the woman in front of her.

Without warning, the door on the other side of the room flew open, and out came a tall, pale young man.

"Could you PLEASE show some respect people!?" He shouted.

"Ew, Leon! Put your clothes on, or this girl will be scarred for life. First Sirius tries to rape her and then you come here, running around in socks and underwear. I think I'm gonna be sick.."

Leon glared at Louie, before turning to look at Natalja.

"She's cute. Unlike someone I know. I'm sure it is pretty late for you guys, but it is early for me. Good night, Mrs.Weasly, new girl, Shrimp. I'll go hunting now..if I could find my clothes, hmm."

And with that he returned to his room.

"I'm sorry, that's my brother Leon. He's a vampire, but don't worry, he won't eat ya. As long as you are not supporting Voldemort." She gave Natalja a suspicious glance, and she shook her head.

"Never."

"Good, anyways, I'm Louie, not Shrimp." Louie smiled and if her hair hadn't been pink, she could have been mistaken for Naruto.

Natalja smiled back and did a small curtsy. Louie waved her hands franticly in front of her face.

"No need to be so polite. Just be yourself, that's what I always say." Natalja smirked and gave Louie a smug look.

"I don't think you want to know the real me." Louie Laughed.

"It will bring out your true beauty."

At that moment, Leon walked out of the door, now dressed.

"Didn't really help you there, now did it Shrimp?"

Natalja burst out in laughter, while Louie showed him the middle finger and said.

"Sit on it and spin, Leech-booooy!"

He blew raspberry at her, while showing his hands into his pockets and walked by them with his eyes glittering of mischief.

"Nice brother you have." Natalja said, trying to hold down the laughter bubbling up her throat.

"Indeed." Louie sighed, and turned towards the stairs.

"Hungry?"

"Starving."

"Aight, let's go and make you fat!" Natalja started to skip towards the stairs.

"WOHEE!" Louie "sweatdropped" (manga style), but soon joined Natalja's weird little dance.

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Down in the kitchen, Mr.Harry Potter had arrived.

"Harry dear, don't you want another slice of bread?" Mrs. Weasly asked, waving with her wand, making the breadbasket fly over to him.

"No thank you, Mrs. Weasly." Harry answered politely. Molly turned to her sons, (which includes the twins and Ron).

"See, that boy knows how to behave and be polite around people. Unlike some boys' I know. " Ron made a face at her, and George said with an amused voice.

"But mom, we KNOW that you just LOVE to see us boys' missbehave. It's a sign of manhood."

"Yeah, mom!" Fred replied.

"We are real men!" Hermione and Ginny burst out in laughter, supporting each other so that none of them would fall off their chairs.

"Grow some balls, boys. Then, perhaps, I'll be able to call you men."

--

Everyone turned around to see who had spoken.

"Very funny, L-O-U-I-S-E!" Ron mumbled, his ears turning slightly red. Hermione and Ginny, who were looking kind of blue from the lack of air, started to laugh just as hard again, when they saw Ron's expression. Louie sent Ron a cold stare.

"Did you say something, Weasly?" Ron sank deeper down into his chair.

"No..?" He said with a tiny, squeeky voice.

"That's my boy." She said with a laugh, ruffling his hair with her hand. Natalja stepped into the room after Louie, and squirmed uncomfortably under everyones stare.

"Oi, oi!" Let her be, it's not like she's growing a tail or something." Louie snapped at them.

" That would be SO awesome!" Fred gasped, and winked towards Natalja.

"How you dooooiiin'?" Natalja raised an eyebrow at him and crossed her arms.

"I'm doing quite well, actually. By the fact that I woke up in such a strange place."

"Good thing that you ended up with the good-looking Weasly twins then." George said.

"..right." Natalja replied, and took her seat next to Sirius. George and Fred pouted, but after a few sec, they were busy talking about their latest inventions.

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Sirius leaned in towards Natalja. "No hard feelings?" She leered at him and gave him a small smile.

"None at all." Sirius breathed out and returned her smile.

"I was afraid that you would take me as a perverted, old man." She grinned.

"I dunno about perverted, but old.." Sirius frowned.

"Don't." She just laughed.

After a few hours. Mrs.Weasly and the rest of the "old people" decided that it was time to go to bed. Harry, Hermione and Ron escaped upstairs, and the twins just disappeared out of thin air. Louie pouted.

"I wanna be able to do that." Natalja nodded.

"It's not fair, but I bet that they're just doing it to tease us." Louie turned towards her.

"You know what?" "No?" Louie grinned.

"We should do something as revenge."

"Oooh, like pull a prank?"

"Yes! Let us come up with the most devilish plan EVER!"

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Later that night, Leon returned. He removed his cloak and stepped into the living room. There in a sofa, Louie and the new girl sat laughing. They seemed to have sunk into the sofa, 'cause their butts were no where to be seen.

" And what's so funny?" He asked, raising an eyebrow at them.

"Look inside." Louie turned around and pointed towards the twins room. Leon opened the door, and his jaw dropped to the floor.

"Merlin's.. what have you done?" He slammed the door shut and sat down on the floor, facing the girls.

"Do the know yet?" He looked at his sister.

"Not yet, they're downstairs. We told them that we would give them a "sexy surprise" if they stayed in the kitchen until we are ready."

"That's really smart, did you come up with all that, little sister?"

"Nah, Natalja has cast some spells on the room so that they won't be able to escape. She's really good." Louie smiled and poked Natalja on her forehead.

"Meow! I think we're ready..Fred!George!" The girls giggled and Natalja pulled Louie with her to the room where she woke up a few hours ago.

"Insane women." Leon said with a grin. "I wouldn't want to miss this for all the Deatheaters in the world." And with that he ran over to the twins' room.

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Louie and Natalja peeked around the corner, just in time to see the twins run up the stairs.

"BOOBIES!" George giggled, and opened the door with Fred just behind him. Just at that moment, Natalja pulled out her wand and aimed it at the twins. The boys were pulled into the room by invicible hands which had grabbed their jumpers.

"EIKH!" They both screamed, when the door slammed shut behind them.

"Good job, Leon!" Louie yelled, happy that her brother had helped them by quickly blocking the twins only exit.

"Anything for you, Shrimp." Leon turned back towards the door.

"By the way, how come that you girls can use magic outside school?" At that moment, Hermione, Haryy and Ron came down from the other stairs.

"Because the Order of Phoenix put plenty of spells on this house, so that the Minestry wouldn't be able to locate Sirius." Hermione said, giving Leon a bored look when he pouted.

"I knew that! I'm older than you guys, so I should know better!!" Hermione and Louie just rolled their eyes.

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"How long do you think we should keep them in there?" Natalja asked, while glancing over at the door.

"Not much longer, I'm getting tired and I can't sleep without George. He's my teddybear!"

"You're disgusting, Lou. We don't want to know." Leon rolled around on the floor with a disgusted look on his face.

"Memememememeeefuck face!"

"Bubblegumhair!"

"Batman!"

"Sketchbook!!"

"HEY! It's art!" Louie rose from the sofa nad kicked her brother before walking over to the door.

"How are you boys? Do you like your "sexy surprise"?"

"Open the door, Louie! Or I'll tell Leon about your new piercing!" Louie's eyes became the size of a golfball, and she hurried to open the door. Fred and George ran out, and the naked Mad Eye-paper thingys vanished. George tackled Louie to the ground, straddled her hips and grabbed her face with his hands.

"I will rape you right here, right now!"

"Oh, did the naked Mad Eye turn you on, honey?" Leon screamed(Like a girl), and covered his eyes and ears(however that is possible.)

"Get a room! Keep it pg, PLEASE! My eyes are burning, AHHHHHHH!" Louie blew raspberry at him.

"If you don't like it, then leave"

"I WILL! And I'm taking this gal with me!" He said, grabbing Natalja's wrist.

"Kidnapping your new friend, Shrimp" And with that, they were both gone.

"NO!! Merlin's beard, he will rape her!" Louie threw George off her and ran towards the stairs.

"Wait!" George grabbed Louie by her foot.

"I want sex!" Louie sighed, and kicked his arm.

"Fine, Leon needs some company, and I'm sure he won't eat her.."

"I need some boobies" George whined, and got up from the floor, took Louie in his arms and carried her to her room. Fred sighed and sat down on the sofa.

"Lonleyyyyyy, I'm Mr.Lonleyyyyyyyy"