The Akatsuki & Stip Poker!
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Deidara came storming into the room with a deck of cards in his hands. "Gather around losers, we're gonna play a little game, yeah."
Hidan's eyes widened as he looked at the playing deck. "Poker!?" he spat. "Gambling is a sin!!!"
"Yeah! I'm not wasting any money on your sinfulness," Kakuza chimed in, making it so obvious he was more worried about the cash.
Dei raised an eyebrow. "Its gonna be strip poker, yeah."
"I'm in!" Kakuzu cheered.
"That's adultry!" Hidan shunned. Kakuzu looked over to his partner. "You're a dumb ass."
"Heathens," Hidan replied and walked off to his room to go pray.
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"Okay, everyone knows how to play, right? Five card draw, Aces wild." Pain said as he shuffled the cards. He looked around the room to see if anyone objected, going down the row; Itachi, Tobi, Deidara, Kisame, Sasori, and Kakuzu. He new the blue hair chick wouldn't join them, but he also saw that Zetsu was sitting off to the side.
"Zetsu, you don't want to play." Zetsu gazed up at him with a hurt look in his eyes. "How many times do I have to remind you guys that I don't have any arms?"
Everyone mumbled their apoligies.
"Just start it already," snapped Itachi. The cards were passed out. Everyone was trying to keep there best poker faces, except for Tobi.
With a big stupid grin, he burst out, "Oooo, Tobi's got three pretty ladies, and two leader guys." The others threw down there cards in anger.
Six black coats where tossed at the naive Tobi. "Tobi's a good boy!" Zetsu cried.
"Shut up!!" the losers yelled back at him.
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Round two started up and so far Tobi was in the lead. Of course, Itachi wouldn't give in to defeat.
Using his Shaaringan to predict everyones mosves, he discovered that everyone except Tobi where going to draw new cards. So, using substitution, he made it so no one drew a card over the value of five. 'My three nines shoudl be enough to get by for this round. Tobi already had alot of high cards.' he thought.
"Okay, everyone ready to show there cards?" Kisame said, not getting rid of his poker face.
"I have three nines," Itachi showed the table while putting on an evil smirk. The others groaned and proceeded to take off there shirts.
"Not so fast, Itachi," Tobi cooed. "Tobi has four Aces!" Itachi scowled and took off his own shirt.
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After a few more rounds, Tobi was still completely clothed. Unfortunately for the other players, they had been reduced to nothing but underwear. If Tobi won again, they would all lose.
Deidara picked up his hand. 'Only four eights, yeah' he thought. 'I might be able to trick Tobi.'
"Tobi's hand isn't that nice this time," Tobi sighed. Grins came across all the other's faces.
"Well I still know I've got nothing," groaned Sasori.
"I have two tens and two fives," Itachi smirked.
"Me too!!!" cheered Kisame. 'Yes! I'm still in the lead, yeah' Dei-kun silently cheered.
"You've got me beat, I only have three fours," sighed Kakuzu.
"Mines worse." Pain whined. "I only have a pair of three and a pair of twos."
Dei grinned. "Well, since Tobi already said his hand sucks, that must mean I win, yeah." He sould his cards.
"Yeah, that's much nicer than Tobi's," Tobi turned down his cards.
"What!? You have four Kings and a Jack!! How are my cards better."
Tobi pointed at his cards. "They all have yucky beards."
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A/N: Hope you liked that one. I'm so mad at my story title. It's supposed to be "The Akatsuki&!". But oh well. Next up is "The Akatsuki & the Art Gallery."
