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A/N: Reasons 1 through 10! Please read and review.

Chapter One – Reasons 1 through 10

The Gryffindor Quidditch team was practicing for their next match against Ravenclaw. They were working on speed and dodging.

"Keep it up!" Harry yelled, landing on the ground. He flagged Ginny down. "Ginny, can you be in charge while I go get the bludgers?"

"Sure Harry." Ginny gave him a quick kiss before flying back up to the team.

Harry left the field and was about to open the storage closet where the Quidditch supplies were kept when he heard a familiarly scary voice.

"Hi Harry!" Roxy greeted.

"YOU!" Harry replied, "What are you doing here? You're not going to kidnap me again are you?" he glanced around as if an assassin (or worse, Kristina) was going to jump out and attack him. "Where's Kristina?"

"Nice to see you too. No, I am not here to kidnap you… you and Ginny are happily together so I have no reason to."

"Would that really stop you?"

"Probably not but be thankful that Kristina and I have a new target." she answered cheerfully.

"Who?" he asked.

After Harry left the field, Quidditch practice stopped yet again because of another visitor or rather two visitors.

"Hey Ickle Ronnie!" yelled Fred Weasley from the ground. Ron flew down.

"What are you two doing here?" he asked skeptically.

"What? Can't we come to say hi to our little brother?" replied George innocently.

Ron was still unsure and then Fred and George grabbed Ron and started dragging him off the field. Ginny saw this and flew down. "What are you two doing to him?"

"Ginny, help…"

"We are just kidnapping Ron," explained George.

"For the greater good." finished Fred.

"Why?" she asked.

Fred sighed. "Look, Ginny, if we take him then it benefits you as well."

"Don't you want some alone time with a certain Gryffindor seeker?" George hinted.

Ginny got the hint and realization dawned on her, "Take him! Come on hurry up!"

Once Fred and George had dragged Ron off the field they let him go.

"Here you go," the twins said in unison.

"Thanks guys!" replied Kristina grabbing Ron and disappearing.

"You do realize that we just lost our test subject."

"Yeah… but we always have Percy."

"Well, Harry, as much fun as it is to catch up I really should be going." Roxy replied leaving, "Oh, and tell Hermione that Ron is in safe hands!" With that she disappeared.

"…"

Kristina and Ron appeared in a dark room. Dark as in everything in it was black or another really dark color. Roxy appeared shortly after.

"Roxy, are you sure that she wont mind us being in her room?" asked Kristina.

"Of course she won't mind."

"Who is she?" asked a very confused Ron. Just then a girl walked in and stopped staring at the situation before her.

"What are you all doing in my room?" asked Rene.

"Telling Ron why he should be with Hermione," answered Kristina.

"… Ok …Why here?"

"That's why you took me?"

"Because Kristina's parents were suspicious when we kidnapped Harry and my parents would flip if they found out." answered Roxy ignoring Ron.

"Let's get this started." Kristina said, pulling out a roll of parchment that reached the floor and made a nice pile. "Reasons why Ron should be with Hermione…"

"How many are there?" asked Ron staring at the amazingly long paper.

"Twice as many as Harry and Ginny… so about a million. But we are only saying fifty." Roxy added seeing the disbelieving look from Ron.

"#1," Kristina read, "in your first year on the Hogwarts Express, you were showing off for her with that silly spell."

"I wasn't showing off! She challenged me!"

"Sure…" replied Rene.

(AN: Ok, I'm changing formats because the he said she said is going to get annoying.)

Roxy: #2, you went to save her from the troll.

Ron: Harry did too! Why don't you kidnap him!

Kris: We already kidnapped him and now he is happily with Ginny.

Rene: #3, in your second year, you were so scared when you heard that Hermione was petrified. It was so adorable!

Kris + Roxy: looks at Rene strangely

Rene: What? Just because I'm Goth doesn't mean I can't say it.

Roxy: Ok… reason #4, third year, after Buckbeak "died" did you happen to notice whose shoulder Hermione cried on? Yours!

Ron: I was just closer.

Rene: Harry was just as close to her but she chose you so give it up.

Kris: And #5, you put your arm around her while she was crying.

Roxy: Aww… that was so nice Ron!

Ron: blushing

Rene: #6, you asked her to the Yule Ball!

Ron: But she didn't say yes.

Kris: That was because Krum had already asked her.

Roxy: And she said it herself, Next time pluck up the courage and ask her before somebody else does. Believe me, girls don't just sit around forever, you have to be the man and ask! Unlike some pathetic guys I know…

Kris: Ok… getting away from Roxy's issues with her boyfriend… #7, you ripped off Krum's arm… you know, the little action figure one.

Ron: He was the enemy.

Rene: In more ways than one.

Ron: glares at Rene

Roxy: #8, she's your best friend.

Ron: What does that –

Kris: Best friends make the best couples.

Rene: It's true. #9, you two fight a lot.

Ron: Isn't that a reason that I shouldn't be with Hermione?

Kris: No, because you two bicker like an old married couple. Which means you are perfect together.

Ron: Does that even make sense?

Roxy: It does to us. And #10…

Scratching noise – Scratching noise

Rene goes over to her window and opens it. In jumps…

Roxy: LORD FLUFFIKINS!

Rene: It's the squirrel that took over Canada before me!

Kris: Anyway, #10, Fred and George think you should be together.

Ron: What makes you say that?

Roxy: Why else would they help us kidnap you?

Rene: Well, that concludes Reasons 1 through 10 of why Ron should be with Hermione.

Kristina goes over to close the window and looks down to find…

Kris: Hey, is this a map of Mexico?

Fluff: Muhahahaha!

A/N: Hope you liked it! Please review! And if you didn't get the Lord Fluffikins part then you might want to read 50 Reasons Why Harry Should Be With Ginny… Anyway… the more reviews the faster I update!