Harrison: Well, I didn't get any reviews for the last chapter. Hopefully, this chapter will be better for you guys!
Dallin: Doubt it.
Harrison: You be quiet.
Harrison (1st person):
"...Aaaaaooooooh yeah!"
This was amazing. I was flying through the vortex, like a speeding clownfish in a jet stream of rainbows. I tried doing a backflip:
"Ouch!"
I instead painfully cracked my back.
Eventually I noticed I was slowing down. Then all of the sudden, I forcefully stopped.
"Oof!"
A figure appeared in front of me. It looked like a person on fire, but its body was completely white and the "flames" were rainbow colors. Then it spoke to me:
"Three people," it said, "Touch three people twice. Then they will know."
"Know what?" I replied.
The... uh... the thing disappeared. Then everything around me turned dark.
I blacked out.
I found myself lying in bed.
Huh, I thought. It was just a dream.
For a moment I was confused. What a strange dream. What did it even mean?
I lay there for a few minutes. Then I decided to get up.
When I opened my eyes, I could clearly tell this wasn't my room.
It appeared to be a messy attic. On the other side of the room was a triangular window. There were two other beds on the opposite side of the room. Other than a mat in the middle of the room and a table and a nightstand between the two beds, the room was quite empty. But something about it seemed very familiar.
Wait! I thought. This is Dipper and Mabel's room. So I'm in-
"Harrison!" called a voice downstairs. I jumped. How does anyone know my name?
"You're late for work! Get down here!" I recognized the voice as Stan's.
I sped downstairs, and the first thing I saw was Grunkle Stan. I couldn't believe it. This was Stan! From Gravity Falls! Wait 'til my brother hears about this!
He was putting on his suit and his "Mr. Mystery" eyepatch on. He glared at me and said, "You missed breakfast, and the next tour starts in five minutes. If you can sweep the gift shop well, then you get to eat."
"Yes... sir." I replied. Well, that put a damper on my amazement. I walked into the gift shop. It had the same merchandise as the cartoon: Stan bobbleheads, eyeballs in jars, that one U.F.O. in the corner shown from the theme song.
I grabbed a broom by the cash register and started sweeping. There was no dustpan, so I opened the front door and swept the grime outside. Then I went behind the checkout stand and looked for something to eat. I found a warm protein shake and an bowl of cereal, so I ate that.
Suddenly, I got a migraine. My ears rang, and I collapsed. It passed after a few seconds, and when I got up, I suddenly had new memories.
I remembered getting off the bus to the Mystery Shack at night. Stan greeted me and told me to get inside because I needed to sleep. He said my room was upstairs and that my cousins would be here tomorrow.
Cousins?
Before I could think about it, Stan walked into the gift shop with a crowd and said, "That concludes our tour! Please feel free to buy merchandise."
Then Stan walked to me and asked if I found my breakfast. "Yup." I replied.
The rest of the morning was pretty dull, until Soos walked in the room.
"Hey dude." He said. " So you're Stan's nephew's wife's sister's son?" he asked.
"Yeah." I replied. I honestly don't exactly know if I was, but I decided that I didn't have a better answer.
"Dude. You wanna blow up these hot dogs in the microwave?"
"Ooh! Of course!"
After an hour of blowing up hot dogs, and three more hours of watching TV, Stan walked in the TV room and told Soos to man the cash register.
"Yes, Mr. Pines." Soos replied.
Stan walked outside. I decided to follow him. It was as if he was waiting for something. Then a bus pulled up, stopped for ten seconds, and drove away. Two short kids apparently got out the other side.
I gasped.
The kids were Dipper and Mabel.
Harrison: "So Dallin. You can be in the introduction and closing of each chapter. OK?"
Dallin: "Okay, Yo-Yo Bro-Bro!
Harrison: Why do you even call me that?
