Wow, I guess I should post the other three chapters here. ;p
A/N:
Heeey. We wrote chapter two. It's very... interesting. We
wrote it
fast, no? Yes, it's so ridiculous it's funny... As a heads
up,
anything in this chapter that constantly says "fo'shizzle"
or
"yo" would be written by me [Gempol] and anything
that lacks those
words was written by Prophe. Very
interesting...
Prophe: Heeeey! We did
some
"fanart.".com/images/400*461/BLOG_,
. ...
It's a joke. I blame
Gempol. Those boots? It's Boots as a kid, and
as a adult xD
yaaaaaaaaay!
Chappie 2
Bob was walking in the castl when somebody shouted to him.
"Yo, homey! There's a prophecy about you, yo! You got to see it, yo!"
Bob
could smell who shouted to him, cause he was a scentseer and a
rager
and sexy. It was Luksa. Luxa looked kinda of pregnant, yo. Who
knew
what kind of fo' shizzle went on in her room!!!!!1
Bob went to
the prophece room and smelled his prophecy, cause he was a
scentseer.
Fo' shizzle, dawg.
Bob looked at the wall.
teh prophecy of bob
The War of Time is over
Lots of people are
dead
Warrior returns to his homeland
Then comes back for his
Queen
Everybody's happy
But what's this?
The Bane is
back
He' gonna kill, you know?
So a dude has to stop him
That
dude is an Overlander
Named Bob
He's a scentseer and rager,
yo.
He's sexy too.
He has to kill the Bane
Yeah, what
did you think, yo?
Ok, should I stop now?
Oh, and Greggy
and Luxy will have a baby.
Cause they have sex
Without
protection, dawg
That's messud up, manizzle
That's it for now,
peeps!
"On, noez! What r we gonna do, yo?" Luksa said.
"I have to kill this Bane dude." Bob said.
"You must, person I don't know." siad Vikus, the guy who had a stroke.
Bob called his bond, Fo' Shizzle. We're gonna rock this Bane emmo person.
lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Gregor was in
luxa's room. It was really hot, they were no AC's.
Gregor was
like, yo, Luxa is so hot in that dress, yo.
Luxa was thinking,
like, yo, Gregor looks so sexy in those
short-shorts. Sexier than
Bob.
Yo.
Then Gregor Sat next to luxa. His hormones
were, like, a stampede or
something. And they were looking at each
other a lot, thinking about
each other. Yeah, they were passionate
abput each other.
And they ripped each other's clothes off and
started kissing and
touching. Then they had sex, I think. Fierce
sex, like in Breaking
Dawn(yo)
They didn't care if they had
a million babies or not, they were juts
humping each other like
crazy, yo.
Yo. Gempol is writing this. Surprised?
yo. fo' shizzle sex.
They had fo' shizzle sex. Yo.
When
they stoped the room looked like there was a tornado in it, and
the
bed collapsed. Fo' shizzle, yo,
yo.
lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
the bane was a big
rat he had white fur and red eyes [just like Bob's,
though he
didn't know that] and a tale that had grewed back only he
didn't
remember losing it. He knw thEre was a PROPhecy about him only
he
didnt no what it aid so he was getting rats to get in the castl
to
read it for him.
'rats of underland, u no that thar is a
prophecy and it says something
about me so i need a volunteer to
do read it becuz i cant." bane said,
paceing. he stopped cuz
TWirltongue was thare saying 'i think that
well have ares do it
after all he is part of our army now' "yes he
should hes a
bat anyway' "yah"
so ares who was a black bat and
was back alive cuz teh bane needed him
had to fly to the castl in
regelia to read the prophecy which he
didn't no said anything
'bout a dude named Bob till he red it and then
he was saying "bob
is a sexy overlander... a rager and scentseer oh
the
baen doesnt stand a chance' so he decidead to play ded and
suprise
everyone.
so then wuith the bane he was saying 'the
bat has falin into a trap to
ill hav to just go and kill bob
myself cuz bob is a sexy overlander so
hell be easy to beat and so
ill hav to beat him becuz twirltongue says
bob is too sexy for his
own good.
so in regelia boots suddenly came down cuz she herd
the comoshin and
realeyezed that she needed to grow up and so she
sed she was going to
go be hostage ande then bob would beat the
bane and boots would be
saved and she wuld fall in love with
uber-smexxy bob.
BUT...
-end chapter 2-
Gempol: Fo' shizzle! I wrote a sex scene!! I claim fo' shizzle sex.
