Wow, I guess I should post the other three chapters here. ;p

A/N: Heeey. We wrote chapter two. It's very... interesting. We
wrote it fast, no? Yes, it's so ridiculous it's funny... As a heads
up, anything in this chapter that constantly says "fo'shizzle" or
"yo" would be written by me [Gempol] and anything that lacks those
words was written by Prophe. Very interesting...

Prophe: Heeeey! We did some
"fanart.".com/images/400*461/BLOG_,

. ... It's a joke. I blame
Gempol. Those boots? It's Boots as a kid, and as a adult xD
yaaaaaaaaay!

Chappie 2

Bob was walking in the castl when somebody shouted to him.

"Yo, homey! There's a prophecy about you, yo! You got to see it, yo!"

Bob could smell who shouted to him, cause he was a scentseer and a
rager and sexy. It was Luksa. Luxa looked kinda of pregnant, yo. Who
knew what kind of fo' shizzle went on in her room!!!!!1

Bob went to the prophece room and smelled his prophecy, cause he was a
scentseer. Fo' shizzle, dawg.

Bob looked at the wall.

teh prophecy of bob

The War of Time is over
Lots of people are dead
Warrior returns to his homeland
Then comes back for his Queen
Everybody's happy

But what's this?
The Bane is back
He' gonna kill, you know?
So a dude has to stop him

That dude is an Overlander
Named Bob
He's a scentseer and rager, yo.
He's sexy too.

He has to kill the Bane
Yeah, what did you think, yo?
Ok, should I stop now?

Oh, and Greggy and Luxy will have a baby.
Cause they have sex
Without protection, dawg
That's messud up, manizzle
That's it for now, peeps!

"On, noez! What r we gonna do, yo?" Luksa said.

"I have to kill this Bane dude." Bob said.

"You must, person I don't know." siad Vikus, the guy who had a stroke.

Bob called his bond, Fo' Shizzle. We're gonna rock this Bane emmo person.

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Gregor was in luxa's room. It was really hot, they were no AC's.
Gregor was like, yo, Luxa is so hot in that dress, yo.

Luxa was thinking, like, yo, Gregor looks so sexy in those
short-shorts. Sexier than Bob.

Yo.

Then Gregor Sat next to luxa. His hormones were, like, a stampede or
something. And they were looking at each other a lot, thinking about
each other. Yeah, they were passionate abput each other.

And they ripped each other's clothes off and started kissing and
touching. Then they had sex, I think. Fierce sex, like in Breaking
Dawn(yo)

They didn't care if they had a million babies or not, they were juts
humping each other like crazy, yo.

Yo. Gempol is writing this. Surprised?

yo. fo' shizzle sex.

They had fo' shizzle sex. Yo.

When they stoped the room looked like there was a tornado in it, and
the bed collapsed. Fo' shizzle, yo, yo.

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the bane was a big rat he had white fur and red eyes [just like Bob's,
though he didn't know that] and a tale that had grewed back only he
didn't remember losing it. He knw thEre was a PROPhecy about him only
he didnt no what it aid so he was getting rats to get in the castl to
read it for him.

'rats of underland, u no that thar is a prophecy and it says something
about me so i need a volunteer to do read it becuz i cant." bane said,
paceing. he stopped cuz TWirltongue was thare saying 'i think that
well have ares do it after all he is part of our army now' "yes he
should hes a bat anyway' "yah"

so ares who was a black bat and was back alive cuz teh bane needed him
had to fly to the castl in regelia to read the prophecy which he
didn't no said anything 'bout a dude named Bob till he red it and then
he was saying "bob is a sexy overlander... a rager and scentseer oh
the baen doesnt stand a chance' so he decidead to play ded and suprise
everyone.

so then wuith the bane he was saying 'the bat has falin into a trap to
ill hav to just go and kill bob myself cuz bob is a sexy overlander so
hell be easy to beat and so ill hav to beat him becuz twirltongue says
bob is too sexy for his own good.

so in regelia boots suddenly came down cuz she herd the comoshin and
realeyezed that she needed to grow up and so she sed she was going to
go be hostage ande then bob would beat the bane and boots would be
saved and she wuld fall in love with uber-smexxy bob.

BUT...

-end chapter 2-

Gempol: Fo' shizzle! I wrote a sex scene!! I claim fo' shizzle sex.