Fuck it, we're doing it live!
This chapter is just me coming up with the idea
and hopefully soon people will give ideas for future chapters since I don't plan on making this
an actual story, just a bunch of funny chapters
I don't own a damn thing from
Percy Jackson and the Olympians or Heroes of Olympus!

Alright, first chapter! Let's see, what kind of story should I do? Something original and out of the box? Something no ones ever seen before? Nah, too hard. Let's just do a cliche!

What kind of cliche am I gonna do? What all kinds of cliche are out there? Let's see, there's Guardian of the Hunt where he usually ends up banging Artemis, there's the ever famous Percy gets betrayed at camp and usually snaps when he sees Annabeth kissing/banging the new kid, which leads to either Guardian or joining Chaos, with pairings all over the place.

Getting betrayed seems like the biggest one, so I'll do a betrayal story! Now, how do I start it? Do I do the ever infamous "flashback" to everything that went down before and after doing a mission to get Athena's blessing, or start it from when he first asks her? I think everyone usually knows by now how it ends after he gets back, but I'll still talk about them to make an attempt of building suspense. I think I'll start it when he asks her, flashbacks are too overdone to even make a joke about them anyways.

It was a normal day on Olympus, the many immortals, nature spirits, and satyrs milling about buying things from the many markets, talking, playing games. But this is a special day.

Yeah, that sounds like a good opener, set the scene for Percy's entrance.

It was a normal day on Olympus, the many immortals, nature spirits, and satyrs milling about buying things from the many markets, talking, playing games. But this is a special day. The elevator dinged, and the doors opened, revealing a boy of about 19 years old with unruly, raven black hair, with calming, aged sea green eyes, standing at about 5' 7" with a small, lopsided smile adorning his face as he stepped out and started walking towards the Olympians Palaces.

Alright, I feel like that was a good description. Thank god for Google for the average height of 19 year olds. Now, for the conversation...fuck.

It was a normal day on Olympus, the many immortals, nature spirits, and satyrs milling about buying things from the many markets, talking, playing games. But this is a special day. The elevator dinged, and the doors opened, revealing a boy of about 19 years old with unruly, raven black hair, with calming, aged sea green eyes, standing at about 5' 7" with a small, lopsided smile adorning his face as he stepped out and started walking towards the Olympians Palaces. As he walked forward, you could see the nervousness in his eyes. "Oh gods, what if she says no? What if she tries to kill me for even asking?" He thought. When he arrived at the palace he was looking for, he knocked on the front door. The palace itself was a masterpiece of architecture.

People will probably get it with just that, but Imma still describe it. Everyone does anyway, let's see if I can describe it!

It was a normal day on Olympus, the many immortals, nature spirits, and satyrs milling about buying things from the many markets, talking, playing games. But this is a special day. The elevator dinged, and the doors opened, revealing a boy of about 19 years old with unruly, raven black hair, with calming, aged sea green eyes, standing at about 5' 7" with a small, lopsided smile adorning his face as he stepped out and started walking towards the Olympians Palaces. As he walked forward, you could see the nervousness in his eyes. "Oh gods, what if she says no? What if she tries to kill me for even asking?" He thought. When he arrived at the palace he was looking for, he knocked on the front door. The palace itself was a masterpiece of architecture. It was a huge palace built out of nothing but solid marble, closely resembling the Parthenon with gray/grey trimmings. (Fuck, I forgot which is American and which is British. Who cares.) It took a few minutes, but when the doors opened, they revealed a woman of about 27 with stormy grey eyes and ,oddly enough, striking brown hair. "Perseus, this is an odd surprise. What brings you here?" She asked. Percy licked his chapped lips and replied "Well Lady Athena, I've been thinking about this for a long time, and I've come to ask for your permission to marry Annabeth".

Yeah, that's a pretty good description. Still a little odd Riordan gave her brown hair and not blonde like her kids, but it's whatever. I'm gonna take a break.

So, what did you guys think? I find it very difficult to describe things, so you'll have to bear with me
during the descriptive parts
And yes, I looked on the Riordan Wiki, and it says she has brown hair
It also says Artemis has black hair and auburn hair in two different books
But it's whatever, hope you guys liked it
Make sure to leave suggestions in the comments for what
you want to see
I want this to be a conjoined effort people, you gotta meet me half way
Ciao, Dragonoid