Kya~ I finished this in record time despite having writers block for most of the day!
Ages:
Tsukiyomi Ikuto: 24
Tsukiyomi Amu: 20
Souma Kukai: 21
Souma Utau: 22
Fujisaki Nagihiko: 20
Fujisaki Rima: 20
Sanjou Kairi: 18
Sanjou Yaya: 19
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Rima glared at her husband from underneath the covers. She couldn't believe how stupid men could be. Her husband was a down right, good-for-nothing, sorry excuse of a loving spouse. Any time she fell ill or anything happened to her, here he would come, her knight in shining armor. And Rima couldn't stand it. This time, this time, Rima would exact her revenge. She would take her revenge out on her husband by delivering him the news. The news that makes grown men cry, the news that makes even the calmest and simple-minded person freak out. She, Fujisaki Rima, would finally break Fujisaki Nagihiko. She would win.
Rima smiled to herself, watching the tall purple-haired man walk into their bedroom carrying a tray. She sat up a little straighter in the bed and pulled the covers away from her nose, not letting any emotion show. An art she was perfect at.
"What's the matter, Rima?" Nagi asked, sitting on the bed next to his wife, smiling innocently. Unfortunately, her husband was also a master at the same art, and he was also fantastic when it came to finding out if someone was faking or not. Rima scowled and snatched a cup of tea off the tray. Nagi smiled in reply and kissed her forehead. "Feeling any better?"
"Hmph," was Rima's reply.
"Rima, tell me the truth." Nagi mumbled, nuzzling his face into her neck. His arms wound their way around Rima's waist, much to her discomfort. "Please, Rima." Her husband then proceeded to kiss across her shoulder and up her neck and chin.
"Nagi,"
"Mn?"
"The dog's watching you." Rima stated, looking at the large golden retriever sitting by the bed. Nagihiko's head shot away from Rima's neck, clearly annoyed at their new company. Rima smiled, happy that the dog made Nagi uncomfortable. He never had liked kissing his wife when the dog was in the room.
"Come here, Julie." Rima cooed, patting the spot next to her. The dog barked happily and jumped up on the bed. "Are you being a sweet girl, my little Julie? Yes you are, yes you are. Now come and drink mommy's nasty tasting tea." She held her cup underneath the large dog's mouth, happy to see it lapped up by an over-sized pink tongue.
"Rima," Nagi whined, ruffling his petite wife's hair. "I made that especially for you."
"I'm sorry; I don't like drinking dog crap."
"I thought you said that you loved me tea."
"Nagi, I love your tea, as long as it doesn't taste like dog crap."
Nagihiko scowled at her remark and snatched the cup away from Julie.
"I'll go wash the dishes." He snapped and stormed out of the room. Rima looked down at the over-sized golden retriever who had claimed her husband's spot on the bed for herself.
"Why are men so difficult? They don't seem to get anything. It's not like you can explain it to them. They're so stupid." Julie looked up at her owner, seeming to whine in agreement. "You're so lucky, not having to deal with them." Rima glanced at the door, a sly smile creeping across her face. She turned back to the golden retriever who was presently trying to get comfortable on the bed. "Hey, Julie, come over here."
"Yeah, she's been really grouchy lately." Nagi mumbled into the phone, scrubbing out the dishes from his and Rima's dinner.
"Nagihiko, all women are like that. Especially Rima. Even the simplest jokes can tick them off."
"Huh, true, but she's been grouchier than usual. And I believe she's sick."
"That would make sense. It seems like every time a women gets sick, anything makes them explode and throw the random spiked shoe at you."
"Spiked?"
"Yeah, you know, the ones they spend hours on sharpening the heel of the shoe so they can impale you with it the next time they get angry."
"Kukai, I think you're a bit on the paranoid side."
"I'm not! When Utau gets mad at me, she sits on the bed with a file and sharpens the heel of her shoes. It's really scary."
Nagi stopped washing dishes and glanced at the closed bedroom door, suddenly very afraid.
"Yeah?"
"Ah, well, I should be going soon. Utau wants me to play poker, again."
"I hope you know we all know how that's going to end."
"Yeah… Ah, Utau's calling me. Bye."
"Bye." Nagi said and hung up.
After putting the clean dishes away, Nagi walked into the bed room and over to his bed. He climbed in next to the small lump under the covers. "Rim's," he sighed, lying down next to the figure hiding under the covers. "Rima, I'm sorry, about earlier. I shouldn't have acted that way. I'm sorry." He ran his fingers through the blonde hair sticking out from underneath the covers. "Please, beautiful, please forgive me." When no reply came, Nagi decided it was time to take things to the next level. He nuzzled his face into the silky, blonde, hair, laying one arm on her side, and proceeded to kiss the back of her head. "Rima, beautiful, you smell…unique." Nagi tried not to gag as he said those words; because, in all reality, she smelled like wet dog. "When was the last time you had a bath?" he coughed out, pulling his purple head away from the blonde's. The only response he got was loud snoring. Nagi sat up and pulled the covers away from the blonde. His eyes bulged as he looked down at the very blonde and very hairy figure.
Julie. Rima's dog. He had been kissing up to his wife's dog the entire time.
"And, for your information," a voice said from behind him. "The last time I had a bath was this morning, since you must know."
Nagi turned around on the bed to look up at his smirking wife.
"Why you little…!" he exclaimed, hopping off the bed to tackle Rima. Rima let over a very girlish -and very unlike her- squeal and ran into the living room, Nagi on her heels.
"I'm gonna kill you!" Nagi exclaimed, chasing Rima into the living room. Rima tripped and fell onto the couch. Nagihiko pinned Rima on the couch, grinning in triumph. "I have you now," he whispered. "And I'm going to make you pay."
"Nagi, that's not advised to make a woman of my condition pay."
"Y-your condition?"
"Yes, my condition. I'm sick. It is not advised to make a sick woman pay for something."
"Oh…" Nagihiko sat back a little, letting go of his wife's wrists, clearly upset.
"Um, Nagi…" Rima mumbled, looking away.
"Yes?"
"Well, you see…. I, uh…"
"Yeah?"
"We're gonna be… I'm…. Well, how do I say this? Nagi, you're gonna be…"
"I'm gonna be a…?" He straightened up anticipating what his wife was going to say.
"Well, we're having… we're having…"
"We're having a what?"
"Not a what, a who. We're having my parents come over in a few weeks. We're going to be hosts and you're going to have to take care of my parents because I'm going to be really busy in the near future."
"Oh, so my in-laws are coming to visit?"
Rima nodded.
"Is that all?"
Rima nodded again.
"Oh, okay. I'm going to go to bed now, are you coming?" he asked, getting off the couch.
Rima nodded and followed her husband back to their bedroom. Julie, in the meantime, had sprawled herself across the bed. Rima shook the dog awake and pushed her down to the end of the bed. Nagi climbed in bed next to his wife, pulling her close. He kissed her cheek and turned out the light, ready to sleep.
"Goodnight, Nagi."
"Goodnight,"
Ten minutes later, Rima got out of bed and walked down the hall and into the bathroom. She pulled her hair back from her face, leaned over the toilet, and dispelled of whatever remained from dinner.
Nagi stared at the ceiling, listening to his wife cry in pain. She had been like this for days. Throwing up most of what she ate, always in pain, tired, and grumpy. She would occasionally run a fever that would put her to bed for a while. To Nagi's surprise, he hadn't caught whatever bug that had been going around. The sound of running water and the soft buzz of an electric toothbrush reached Nagi's ears. He looked to the bedroom door, waiting to see his petite wife walk over the threshold.
Rima walked out of the bathroom several minutes later, feeling very lightheaded and weak. She stumbled across the bedroom's floor and collapsed onto the bed, grateful for her husband's strong and warm arms wrapping around her waist. She smiled weakly at her husband, a finger lazily tracing his jaw.
"Nagi?" she mumbled, snuggling closer to her husband.
"Yes?"
"I love you,"
"I love you, too."
Rima giggled and kissed Nagi.
"Hey, Rima?"
"Yes?"
"Why won't you be able to be around much while your parents are here?"
"I'm going to be going to the doctor's a lot in the near future."
"Oh, they're gonna tell you how to get better?"
"More or less,"
"Okay, goodnight, love."
Rima rolled onto her back, staring at the ceiling.
"Nagi, not only are my parents coming in the next week or more, we have more family coming to stay in seven months or so."
"What's up with all the family coming to visit?" her husband grumbled. "And what do my parents want, anyway? And why in seven months? Can't they come at the same time yours do so we can get over the visiting quickly?"
"I never said it was your parents."
"Then who's coming to visit us?"
"Our family. Our family is coming to stay for a while."
"Rima, I know that family is visiting, but is it on my side or your side?"
"Our side. Our family is coming to stay."
Nagi shot up and stared at his wife.
"Our family on our side? As in our our family on our our side? No one else's?"
Rima nodded, yawning.
"Yep, now would you stop repeating 'our'? It's making my head hurt."
Nagi didn't care. He leaned over and kissed his wife deeply, ignoring the whining Julie.
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Fujisaki Nagihiko
Do all pregnant women think my tea tastes like dog crap?
Tsukiyomi Amu: Why would you want to know something like that?
Souma Kukai: Congrats, man!
Souma Utau: If she says it does, then you had better listen to her and stop making tea.
Fujisaki Nagihiko: Thanks, Utau. -.-'
Souma Utau: Glad to be of service. ^^
Tsukiyomi Ikuto: So you really are a man!
Fujisaki Nagihiko: I always have been.
Tsukiyomi Ikuto: But this is the first time you've proven it to us.
Sanjou Kairi: Congratulations, Nagihiko, when's the baby due?
Tsukiyomi Amu: Baby, what baby? Who's having a baby and when?
Fujisaki Nagihiko: Thank you, Kairi. In May, I believe.
Tsukiyomi Amu: What baby are you guys talking about! Would someone please tell me what's going on!
Fujisaki Rima: My baby, Amu.
Tsukiyomi Amu: You're pregnant! When did this happen?
Fujisaki Nagihiko: Amu, I think you could've worded that a bit better… -.-'
Tsukiyomi Ikuto: And she calls me the pervert!
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