DISCLAIMER: I do not own Gakuen Alice and the characters used. The plot was all I own.
Legends:
Mikan
Natsume
Others
Dedicated to my niece: theFallenPetals
I am so sorry. I've been busy with school. XD
This isn't the fic I told you about, anyway. XD
Stay awesome and do not be like your Aunt who never fails at procrastinating. :)))
Hey. I'm still a teenager. :D Do not make horrible guesses at my age. OTL. HAHA.
Text Messages II
Written by LunarChan
"Natsume is jejemon? !"
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H3llo Mikan.
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Natsume?
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Y3sz, Mikan. It isz I, Natszum3 Hyuuga. J3j3j3.
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Have you eaten something weird?
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No, I hav3 not 3at3n szumthing w3ird. Why? J3j3j3.
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Swallowed a porcupine?
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Nop3. J3j3j3j3. I miszsz3d u szo0o0o0o0 much. Mwah mwah Tszup tszup. :*
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Send to: Groups – GA ElementaryFriends
Message:
Oh my gosh!
MY BOYFRIEND IS A JEJEMON. I can't believe it!
He even said, 'mwah mwah tsup tsup'
OTL
Does any of you know how did he become a jejemon?
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So he showed his true colors. $.$
Forward his messages to me. I could make a million bucks out of it.
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Seriously, Hotaru. He's gone insane. O_O
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HE is already insane since he started dating you. I don't even know how he lasted five months with you.
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Now that's mean. :( He loves me.
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I know.
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Mikan my szw33t cuti3 pi3 whom I lov3 v3ry much. I want3d to hug you and kisz you. :*
Whatcha doing?
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Send to: Everyone
Message:
H3llo 3v3ryon3. J3j3j3.
What r ol of u p33psz doing?
I'm juszt lo0king at my lov3ly Mik4n's album. My cuti3 pi3... J3j3j3.
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Natsume? O_O
I'm just sitting at the balcony.
Did you eat one of Anna's cookies?
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Natsume? O_O Still there?
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J3j3 Natsu?
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Polka, I am not a jejemon. I'm going to kill Koko. If you see him, text me. He sneaked here in my dorm while I am sleeping.
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Koko, you are going to be dead.
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Send to: All Contacts
Message:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I have never been this happy.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
~ Kokoro 'The Great' Yome
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Oh. Hahaha. Don't deny it, Natsume. :3
You're incredibly sweet when you're doing the j3j3 style texting.
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I told you that wasn't me. It was Koko. Can't that fact sink on your brain, Polka?
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Send to: Everyone
Message:
I am not a jejemon.
That was Kokoro Yome's doing.
If you see that bastard, bring him to me, dead or alive for 1000 rabbits.
I am not joking. I am not a jejemon.
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On my way to find him. $.$ Prepare the thousand rabbits, Hyuuga.
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You'll get it once he's here, Imai.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! Whipped, man. Whipped. :P
~ Mochu
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But you said mwah mwah tsup tsup. D:
Natsumeee~
Say it again~! :3
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Never.
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Send to: All Contacts
Message:
WHAT? NATSUME?
I THOUGHT WE'RE FRIENDS! D:
I DIDN'T SNEAK ON YOUR ROOM THIS AFTERNOON!
Oh, you should share your chocolates next time. They were yummy. :DD
~ Kokoro 'The Great' Yome
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You never came here but you knew I had a chocolate. Hide, man. Hide. Better not let them find you. Or you'll be dead.
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:( Natsume's so...
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I know I'm handsome. No need to rub it in, Polka.
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Send to: All Contacts
Message:
Running like a mad man while Imai's firing her Baka Cannon at me. *^*
SOMEONE SAVE ME!
~ Kokoro 'Not so Great Right Now' Yome
-ding ding-
Serves you right.
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I'll say you're handsome if you say mwah mwah tsup tsup again. :3
Deal? :D
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I wouldn't dare, Polka.
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Aw. Come on, Natsume~!
Ok. Let's change the deal. Send 'I love you so much, Polka' to everyone in your phonebook and I'll treat you Howalons later.
:3
That is a fair trade.
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Not fair enough. You're the one who like Howalons, not me.
Polka, I love you.
There. Happy?
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No. ;_; Send it to everyone! D:
Do I look like everyone to you?
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You are everything to me. Get it?
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EVERYONE and EVERYTHING are two different words with two different meanings. :/
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Send to: Everyone
Message:
I love you, Polka. Even though you're so childish and insane at times.
You are my everything and I don't actually need to do this. Sheesh.
But as I've said, you are insane.
There.
I've done it.
Happy now?
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Can't believe you really sent that message, man. That's just…
Plain fluffy I could die! :O
~ Mochu
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Yes! Very! I love you, too, Natsume!
You are also my everything even though you always tease and call me nicknames. :))
P.S.: I'm not insane, BTW.
P.P.S.: I LOVE YOU!
P.P.P.S.: Did I already said I love you? :D
P.P.P.P.S.: I want Howalons.
P.P.P.P.P.S.: 1'm juszt go1ng 2 t3ll y0u h0w much 1 lavb y0u. :D
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Stop that jeje, Polka.
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0k4ysz. 1 lavb y0uuuu. :D
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Polka is the jejemon.
Not me.
DRABBLE END
Author's Notes:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WTH this just crossed my mind last year, but unfortunately, school won't give me free time... And I was just browsing thru my works and I found this unfinished, so I just finished it.
The ending… XD
I actually don't know how to end it. HAHA. So it turned out that way. Ouch. XD
Reviews, please? :))
I've been gone for a long time so a review wouldn't hurt so bad. ;)
Thank you. Belated HAPPY HEARTS DAY. How did you spend your February 14? Me? I'm alone. HAHAHAHA. FOREVER ALONE. XD ;_; I didn't even receive a single rose or chocolate... Not that I cared, though. HAHA.
But I'm still happy 'cause I get to spend it with my friends. :D
~ LunarChan (02-17-12)
