DISCLAIMER: I do not own Gakuen Alice and the characters used. The plot was all I own.


Legends:

Mikan
Natsume
Others


Dedicated to my niece: theFallenPetals

I am so sorry. I've been busy with school. XD

This isn't the fic I told you about, anyway. XD

Stay awesome and do not be like your Aunt who never fails at procrastinating. :)))

Hey. I'm still a teenager. :D Do not make horrible guesses at my age. OTL. HAHA.


Text Messages II

Written by LunarChan

"Natsume is jejemon? !"


-toot toot-

H3llo Mikan.

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-beep beep-

Natsume?

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-toot toot-

Y3sz, Mikan. It isz I, Natszum3 Hyuuga. J3j3j3.

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-beep beep-

Have you eaten something weird?

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-toot toot-

No, I hav3 not 3at3n szumthing w3ird. Why? J3j3j3.

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-beep beep-

Swallowed a porcupine?

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-toot toot-

Nop3. J3j3j3j3. I miszsz3d u szo0o0o0o0 much. Mwah mwah Tszup tszup. :*

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Send to: Groups – GA ElementaryFriends

Message:

Oh my gosh!
MY BOYFRIEND IS A JEJEMON. I can't believe it!
He even said, 'mwah mwah tsup tsup'
OTL

Does any of you know how did he become a jejemon?


-toot toot-

So he showed his true colors. $.$
Forward his messages to me. I could make a million bucks out of it.

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-buzz buzz-

Seriously, Hotaru. He's gone insane. O_O

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-toot toot-

HE is already insane since he started dating you. I don't even know how he lasted five months with you.

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-buzz buzz-

Now that's mean. :( He loves me.

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-toot toot-

I know.

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-toot toot-

Mikan my szw33t cuti3 pi3 whom I lov3 v3ry much. I want3d to hug you and kisz you. :*
Whatcha doing?

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Send to: Everyone

Message:

H3llo 3v3ryon3. J3j3j3.

What r ol of u p33psz doing?

I'm juszt lo0king at my lov3ly Mik4n's album. My cuti3 pi3... J3j3j3.


-beep beep-

Natsume? O_O
I'm just sitting at the balcony.
Did you eat one of Anna's cookies?

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-beep beep-

Natsume? O_O Still there?

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-beep beep-

J3j3 Natsu?

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-toot toot-

Polka, I am not a jejemon. I'm going to kill Koko. If you see him, text me. He sneaked here in my dorm while I am sleeping.

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-ding ding-

Koko, you are going to be dead.

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Send to: All Contacts

Message:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I have never been this happy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

~ Kokoro 'The Great' Yome


-beep beep-

Oh. Hahaha. Don't deny it, Natsume. :3
You're incredibly sweet when you're doing the j3j3 style texting.

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-toot toot-

I told you that wasn't me. It was Koko. Can't that fact sink on your brain, Polka?

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Send to: Everyone

Message:

I am not a jejemon.

That was Kokoro Yome's doing.

If you see that bastard, bring him to me, dead or alive for 1000 rabbits.

I am not joking. I am not a jejemon.


-beep beep-

On my way to find him. $.$ Prepare the thousand rabbits, Hyuuga.

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-buzz buzz-

You'll get it once he's here, Imai.

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-beep beep-

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Whipped, man. Whipped. :P
~ Mochu

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-beep beep-

But you said mwah mwah tsup tsup. D:
Natsumeee~

Say it again~! :3

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-toot toot-

Never.

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Send to: All Contacts

Message:

WHAT? NATSUME?

I THOUGHT WE'RE FRIENDS! D:
I DIDN'T SNEAK ON YOUR ROOM THIS AFTERNOON!

Oh, you should share your chocolates next time. They were yummy. :DD

~ Kokoro 'The Great' Yome


-ding ding-

You never came here but you knew I had a chocolate. Hide, man. Hide. Better not let them find you. Or you'll be dead.

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-beep beep-

:( Natsume's so...

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-toot toot-

I know I'm handsome. No need to rub it in, Polka.

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Send to: All Contacts

Message:

Running like a mad man while Imai's firing her Baka Cannon at me. *^*

SOMEONE SAVE ME!

~ Kokoro 'Not so Great Right Now' Yome


-ding ding-

Serves you right.

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-beep beep-

I'll say you're handsome if you say mwah mwah tsup tsup again. :3
Deal? :D

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-toot toot-

I wouldn't dare, Polka.

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-beep beep-

Aw. Come on, Natsume~!

Ok. Let's change the deal. Send 'I love you so much, Polka' to everyone in your phonebook and I'll treat you Howalons later.

:3

That is a fair trade.

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-toot toot-

Not fair enough. You're the one who like Howalons, not me.

Polka, I love you.

There. Happy?

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-beep beep-

No. ;_; Send it to everyone! D:
Do I look like everyone to you?

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-toot toot-

You are everything to me. Get it?

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-beep beep-

EVERYONE and EVERYTHING are two different words with two different meanings. :/

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Send to: Everyone

Message:

I love you, Polka. Even though you're so childish and insane at times.

You are my everything and I don't actually need to do this. Sheesh.

But as I've said, you are insane.

There.

I've done it.

Happy now?


-beep beep-

Can't believe you really sent that message, man. That's just…
Plain fluffy I could die! :O
~ Mochu

-beep beep-

Yes! Very! I love you, too, Natsume!
You are also my everything even though you always tease and call me nicknames. :))

P.S.: I'm not insane, BTW.
P.P.S.: I LOVE YOU!
P.P.P.S.: Did I already said I love you? :D
P.P.P.P.S.: I want Howalons.
P.P.P.P.P.S.: 1'm juszt go1ng 2 t3ll y0u h0w much 1 lavb y0u. :D

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-toot toot-

Stop that jeje, Polka.

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-beep beep-

0k4ysz. 1 lavb y0uuuu. :D

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-toot toot-

Polka is the jejemon.

Not me.

DRABBLE END


Author's Notes:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WTH this just crossed my mind last year, but unfortunately, school won't give me free time... And I was just browsing thru my works and I found this unfinished, so I just finished it.

The ending… XD

I actually don't know how to end it. HAHA. So it turned out that way. Ouch. XD

Reviews, please? :))

I've been gone for a long time so a review wouldn't hurt so bad. ;)

Thank you. Belated HAPPY HEARTS DAY. How did you spend your February 14? Me? I'm alone. HAHAHAHA. FOREVER ALONE. XD ;_; I didn't even receive a single rose or chocolate... Not that I cared, though. HAHA.

But I'm still happy 'cause I get to spend it with my friends. :D

~ LunarChan (02-17-12)