'Kay, second chapter is short. Sorry. But I'm in the mood for writing crack, and I really, really, really want to do Raito in classes. If you've ever seen Ned's Declassified, then you'll get how I'm making this. Plus I want fun teachers. Oh, guess who's the sex ed teacher? Go on, guess! I bet you can! -laughs- Okay, I'm going to write the third chapter right now since I have nothing better to do than schoolwork. Hahaha. I might even update again today. That would be fun!
Whammy's House
Raito stepped forward into the dark hallways of the school. Everyone seemed to still be sleeping, even if it was ten in the morning. He sighed. There was no way he could ever get used to this. After all, it was a Monday, and they were SLEEPING!
In a sudden surge of anger, Raito thrust his bags down onto the floor and stormed outside, where his parents stood arguing.
"Why did you send me here? I DON'T WANNA LIVE HERE!"
They turned to him, then his "father" patted him on the head. "Now, now, Raito, don't have a little temper-tantrum. What would your friend think?"
"Mikami's right, Raito. Misa thinks you should act appropriately in front of such a handsome young man." She winked and Raito's face turned pale white. He turned around (Mikami was still petting his head) and looked at his roommate, who yawned uncaringly and picked up his bags, turning to leave. Raito snatched some bags out of Misa's arms and ran after him, not bothering to say goodbye to either of his parents.
He caught up to Ryuuzaki quickly, seeing as the black-haired man wasn't walking very quickly. They walked up the strange hallway to the dorms, not speaking to each other, or even sparing a glance. It was as if the air was lit from their tension.
They arrived at their room (passing just a few roaming students) fairly quickly. Ryuuzaki dropped Raito's bags as soon as he entered the room. Seemingly, without thinking, he walked over to his bed and fell down. Raito stared at him for a few moments, and then the man started to snore. Raito's eye twitched and he walked over to his bed, sitting down on the hard mattress and moaning into his hands. Life was going to be very, very hard.
- - -
Noon came and went, and not a sound came from outside, aside from the occasional scuffling of a sleep-walking student. Then, out of nowhere, Ryuuzaki began to speak to him. "You know, I don't understand why you came here on a Sunday… Were you that excited to start school?"
"It's Monday…"
"That's where you're wrong. See, you're used to human schedules. Us geniuses don't live on that scale. We work a day late, 'cause we don't need to be on time. Then we only have four days a week. Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Wednesday."
"Isn't is Wednesday then Thursday?"
"No."
A loud knock interrupted Raito as he began to speak. A blonde-haired man barged in, holding a small boy in his arms. He was panting heavily as if he had been running. Ryuuzaki snapped up instantly and ran over to the two.
"What happened, Mello?"
The blonde, Mello, just breathed as he tried to speak. Ryuuzaki snatched the white-haired boy out of Mello's arms and began to scream in his ear. "NEAR! WAKE UP, LITTLE FRIEND! WE NEED YOU TO PLAY LEGOS WITH US! COME ON!" He furiously began to shake the poor unconscious child, the white hair snapping back and forth violently. Raito stared at the frantic man and held back the giggles, which were beginning to rack his body with shakes. Soon he burst out laughing, rolling on the floor. Ryuuzaki, in a moment of blind anger, threw Near's unconscious body at Raito's chest, knocking the wind out of him. Then he turned on Mello.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO NEAR? ANSWER ME, DAMMIT!"
"I don't know! I think he ate some oysters or something! It's not my fault he has allergies!" Ryuuzaki, in a brief second of thought, ran around the room muttering 'epee-pen, epee-pen' over and over until he found one. Then, running back to Raito (who had been knocked out) and Near, Ryuuzaki jammed the needle into Near. The white-hair's boy colour returned, although he still stayed white as bone, and he began to breathe shallowly, obviously asleep.
- - -
Near woke up cuddled in someone's arms. Subconsciously, he moved in further and breathed in the strange new smell. Then, sleep ebbing away, he stretched and yawned.
Suddenly he began to scream and scrabbled out of the arms he had been sleeping in. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" He pointed at Raito's face and panted, emotionless-ness coming over him. Matt (who had come in because of the screaming) and Mello laughed at him and Raito shrugged and went back to reading the Yaoi Luverz magazine he had found under Ryuuzaki's bed. Ryuuzaki had fallen asleep on his bed and was snoring loudly.
He stared around then walked over to Ryuuzaki's bed, stooping down and pulling out a large box of legos. Raito briefly wondered how they had managed to fit it under the bed. He went back to the magazine as Near dumped the entire box onto the floor.
- - -
Raito looked up after reading the entire magazine cover-to-cover twice (it was yaoi, he really couldn't stop) and gasped. Near had constructed a giant castle and was sitting in the middle, playing with Barbie dolls.
"Oh, Ken! You make my vagina tingle so."
"Well, Barbie, that's my job. I'm a man-whore, just like the new kid!"
"Hahaha! Ken, you're so funny! Kiss me!"
"I'll do more than that!"
He began to make the Ken doll hump the Barbie doll more, laughing. The three men (Matt, Mello, and Raito) stared at him quietly. Near noticed after a while and looked up.
"What?"
"Um… Near? Why are you doing that?"
Near stared at Mello emotionlessly before answering. "It is because I am Near, Lord of all Legos. Duh. But I suppose a common serf wouldn't understand. Did you know they couldn't even read? Still, I bet you they were more smart than this Barbie is…" He waved it in the air before chucking it backwards, hitting Ryuuzaki. The black-haired man mumbled something and went back to sleep.
And that, my dear friends, is how Raito spent his very first day of school.
