"Duncan it is 6! And we aren't at the apartment yet. Strangely enough this is the best birthday ever. I could go for a birthday kiss right now." Oh man will she ever stop?

"Princess, I am not going to kiss you. I will win this." She has been fishing for kisses all night long!

I looked up at the speed sign thing, it said 50 mph. I looked down at my speed thing, it said 43 mph. I looked back on the road. I saw flashing blue and red lights. Sirens went on. "Ugh the Police, I didn't even do anything!" I pulled over. "Courtney, look for the registration, but DON'T ever bring it out even if you do find it, okay!" She nodded.

The cop came over "Is there a problem officer?"

"I reckon there is a problem. You were going 45 miles in a school zone." He stated as he stroked his mustache.

"But there isn't a school and that sign says 50!" I argued.

"I see the sign! I am not BLIND" was this cop on drugs?

"Okay but the sign says 50" He fixed his aviators and he chewed a piece of straw.

"I see, Sir. You are drunk!" I couldn't believe what this cop was saying I wasn't drunk. The only drink I had all day was an orange juice, coke form the Asian restaurant, another coke form the fast food place that we went to earlier. "Let me see you license and registration both of you."

Courtney handed me her license and I handed them both to the cop. He wrote some things down on his handy dandy note book. "Registration?"

"Can you get the Registration, Princess?" I asked

"What did you call me?" This was one weird cop!

"Nothing I was talking to the lovely lady" I put my hand on her land and gave her a smile.

"Son, Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against You" This cop was on drugs. "I'll need you both to step out of the car, we will do a series of tests. First test stand still and say the alphabet."

God this was annoying. "A B C D E F G…" Courtney and I said that in perfect unison.

"F G? It is G F! I should really give you a DUI but I'll be nice and give you another test. I need you two to walk over there and back in a straight line." We walked over there side by side and back. What was up with this cop?

"Good, next I will need you to hold your arms out and touch your nose 4 times!" We did as we were told to do. "Lastly I will need you to take a deep breath, blow hard" the classic breathalyzer test, this will prove us not guilty of being drunk. I did the test and Courtney did the test. "The legal amount is .08 and you both scored .00, impressive. There is something else I want to show you come to the back with me. Mam' can you get the registration, please." Courtney went over to get the registration; I grabbed her wrists and whispered "Put the keys in the ignition." She went to go find the registration.

"So what wrong back here?" I asked, honestly I was curious.

"Your tail light is out!" I gave him a confused look. I was looking right at the tail light! It was perfectly fine.

"It is fine, it is not broken." Me and my big mouth.

"Oh yeah?" He put his foot up and kicked my tail light…hard. And it snapped, the glass shattered and Courtney jumped.

"Sir, can we have our licenses back, I'll go put them away and bring back the registration." I asked.

"Sure, I still have to give lil' miss a citation. You a DUI and a tail light notice." He smiled at me.

"Can I see that paper?" I asked. He showed me a paper with my information and a paper with Courtney's information. I took it out of his hands and laughed. I tore it right down the middle, with the torn paper in hands along with our licenses, I ran. For the car. I jumped in and slammed the door shut. I turned the ignition on and went for it. We drove off far from the cop.

"That was the worst cop ever, you were getting a citation and I was getting a DUI and a tail light notice!" I exclaimed.

"Ouch, but we weren't even drunk." She shook her head in disbelief.

"Well at least that is done with. I just pray that doesn't come around to bite me in the ass." I really did pray that it didn't

"Oh, are you going to apply for that job? You need the work." She asked

"Yeah. I am bored all day, so why not?" I answered

I opened the door to the apartment, "Home sweet home"

"It sure is, well I am going to bed, night." She said.

"Well hold up, it is your birthday. And you asked for one so I am obliged to give it to you" I said as her whole face turned into a huge smile. I handed her a small teal box. She opened and screamed. It was what she wanted the most, a Tiffany and Co. Elsa Peretti® Open Heart pearl bracelet. She looked up at me.

"Duncan?" I smiled "How much did this cost you?"

"Ahh, don't worry about it! It was nothing." I said trying to be cool. "You know when I said you where the best boyfriend ever?" I nodded "I wasn't lying" I smile as she went to her tip toes and kissed me, like before in the parking lot. But better. We stood like that for a good 7 minutes.

"I knew that I'll win the bet. Cause I won, I won." I did a little victory dance. I knew that it would have annoyed her so I sang "I brought sexy back," I started to laugh.

"Come on, Duncan let's just go to bed."She grabbed my but my collar, and pulled me onto the bed and kissed me vigorously. I pulled away and fast "Courtney, let's save that until you can officially call yourself Courtney Wilson. I'll sleep on the couch so you don't have to get tempted." She blushed.

"Stop that Duncan, you know I like it when you take responsibility. Well good night." I smiled. and took off my t-shirt, pants and shoes. I went to go get a pillow and a blanket.

"Good night, Princess" I went over and gave her a kiss on the forehead.

"Good night, Duncan." I took my clothes and put them in the hamper. Courtney did the same the only difference is she was wearing sweats and a tank top.

"Well, see you in the morning!" I said she smiled. I went over to the couch and quickly drifted off to sleep, you would to if you had the same day I had.