Chapter 2

Snape threw some more rare spices into the container. He had been making this potion for ten minutes and he was almost done. All he had to add now was some unicorn arm pit hair.

While Snape looked for the hair, Prof. Slughorn walked in. He looked at Snape in a very confused way, "Snape, I thought I was brought here to be the potions teacher, not you"

Snape started to stir the potion,"I'm just making a potion, I'll be out of here in a few seconds."

Slughorn walked closer to Snape, "As the potions master, you must tell me what you are making."

"HORACE" Snape turned to Slughorn with his wand out, "If you don't get the hell out of here right now, I will turn your dick into a snake!"

Slughorn frowned and left the room. Snape smiled, now he could finish making the potion in peace.

After the hair mixed with the potion, it was complete. So Snape smiled and took out a flask. He filled the flask with the love potion and left the room, their was no way in hell that he was going to clean up the mess he made.

Snape was going to the great hall to slip the potion into Prof. Sprout's wine, but before he got their, he was stopped by some blond kid.

The kid looked at Snape, "Hi Snape, can you help me with the mission that You Know Who gave me"

"Who the fuck are you!" Snape yelled, he really had no clue who this little shit was.

The boy frowned, "My names Draco" Snape still had no clue who he was, "Ive been your favorite student for six years...". Snape slapped the blond girl for wasting his time and went back to walking to the great hall.

At the great hall, all the students were eating house elf shit. Snape was disgusted by the horrible food surronding him. He was very happy that the staff ordered food from KFC today.

When Snape got to the staff table he sat next to Sprout, she ate a chicken leg in one bite, bone and all. This gave Snape a boner.

He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "Look! Albus is humping Hagrid". While Sprout turned to look, Snape poured the potion into her wine cup.

She turned to Snape and said, "Oh, Dear. I must have missed it" She looked at her cup of wine, "Did you put something in my drink?"

Snape nodded, he still thought that she might drink the cup.

Sprout threw the cup on the floor and shouted, "HELP! this pervert is trying to drug me!"

She was about to waddle away, but Snape caught her and put a napkin over her mouth. She passed out.