Chapter Two: A New Erza?
The next morning, I sauntered into the guild, where Natsu and Gray were spouting ridiculous (and lame) insults at each other.
"Hey, Firebreath." So original.
"What, icicle?"
"What, you wanna go, lizard?"
"Heck yeah, Freezypants!"
"Flame head!"
"Frozen pizza" I rolled my eyes.
"Dumbo!"
"Elephant!" How'd he get that one?
I ordered a strawberry smoothie from Mira and was turning around when…
SMACK! A stool was thrown into my face. Everyone froze. Silence.
"Who did this?!" I roared, scary aura at full capacity. Everyone except Natsu, Mira, and Gray shrunk back. Mira giggled when Gray and Natsu hugged each other in fright, pointed at each other, and said, "He did it! I swear! Please don't kill me!"
"Serena KICK!" Natsu sailed into the sky. Gray whistle at the distance Natsu was flung, and gave me a thumbs up. "Nice one," he said, trying not to show that he was in awe.
"ROUNDHOUSE!" Gray disappeared when I did that kick. Erza, the great Titania, feared slightly by most of the guild members, looked at me with the utmost respect, nodded… and returned to her cake.
—Time Skip—
The two boys were knocked out in the corner. "You didn't have to go that far," Macao commented.
"Eh? You wanna go?" I reminded myself of Aquarius for a second there.
"No, no!" he said, his hans in the air.
"Well, then. LEAVE ME ALONE!"
