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Owl guys thanks for all the reviews!! And alerts on my story, I love you all so much.

Sorry for the shortness of this chapter but I'm lazy and I have school too. Please ignore the grammar or spelling mistakes, I'm trying. I added some humor on this chapter so yea read and review

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Chapter two: meet the idiots!

In the morning

Sakura was lying on top of a sleeping Sasuke. She couldn't stop thinking about last night and the intimate things that happened between them. She felt both wonderful and horrible. She knew that Sasuke probably won't be back with her, she also thought that she'll probably be pregnant from him. The thought of carrying the next Uchiha made her smile. Her love was beside her and he had just admitted that he has deep feelings for her. She was more than happy she was in the sky from happiness!

Knock!

Knock!

"Sasuke!! Wake up!" a strange voice called. Sakura froze. She knew that she wasn't welcomed in Orochimaru's nest.

The door opened and someone entered. Sakura closed her eyes, she was in big trouble. But before the figure could absorb the content on Sasuke's bed, Sharingan eyes snapped open.

"Chidori Nagashi" A deep voice shot from under Sakura. The figure was knocked out of the room before it could react.

"Sasuke! Stop, it's me Kabuto!" Kabuto was knocked so hard that his body ran directly trough the wall.

"I dare you four eyes, take another step in my room and you'll fly directly to Orochimaru" with that the door closed.

Sasuke looked at the frightened Sakura who still couldn't quite understand what just happened. He ran his hand trough her hair and smiled her. She relaxed immediately.

"Sakura, I'm sorry but you'll have to leave soon" he looked serious.

"but…..aren't you coming with me?" she asked, feeling that a ball was building in her stomach. He shook his head. Of course he still hasn't killed Itachi, everything had to be about him or Itachi. They just made love and she was probably pregnant from him, and now he was going to leave her just to chase his loony brother! And for gods sake she didn't even know if he would be back in one piece and not in a coffin!

"Sasuke please, don't go! Come back with me, please" she begged tears forming in her eyes. He just closed his eyes and once more shook his head.

"even if I go back I'll probably be killed or punished, Sakura. I'm considered as a missing nin" he spoke, softly caressing her cheek.

"you don't understand! Naruto is the Hokage, he'll allow you to stay!" Sasuke looked shocked. He didn't think that his blonde friend would become Hokage, sure he thought that the dope will but not so soon!

"Really? I mean Naruto? The one we know? The idiot, the one who always messed things up, the one who always got us in trouble, the one who always screwed our missions?" He asked somehow smiling when he remembered all that had happened when they were still Team Seven.

"Yes, the same one. The one who's worried sick about you right now, the one who is you're sworn rival, the one who's most important bond is almost destroyed. She spoke softly, thinking about how the blonde will probably wait for her at the gates of Konoha.

Sasuke smiled "he's still a dope you know". They both laughed.

"Sakura you have to go. Now" he got more serious. Sakura shook her head

"NO! I will not run anymore. Now that I've found you I won't let you go alone there." She sobbed against his chest "For gods' sake I don't even know If I will see you again, I might be pregnant from you, and the only thing you're thinking about is you're stupid brother!!"

She couldn't take it anymore. Why won't he just understand her? Why?

"Sasuke, I'll send a note to Naruto that I'm fine and that I'm going with you, Ok?"

Sasuke thought about it. She had a point. What would happen if she really was pregnant, he couldn't leave her alone. Just thinking about her crying made his heart break.

"fine" he mumbled "let's get dressed, Ok baby?" She blushed at the pet name. they started dressing but than the heard someone screaming.

"Karin get back here! These are mine!!" Poor Suigetsu. Karin has stolen something his again. Sakura giggled "who are they" She asked quite amused by Sasuke's ironic look.

"These are… my teammates" he added with annoyance.

"Really! They sound fun" Sakura pointed out. Sasuke gave her an annoyed look and than shook his head ironically. She just had no idea, they were idiots like Naruto.

They both came out of the room only to see Karin waving to Sasuke with something that looked like boxers, man boxers.

"Karin…are those Suigetsu's?" He asked knowing that he'll regret it.

"Yep!" She cheered and started swinging the boxers around. Sakura started giggling.

"Geez woman, my boxers aren't some kind of a flag ya know!!" A tall silver haired man yelled. He had a giant sword on his back that reminded Sakura of Zabuza. He had the exact same sword, maybe this was his sword indeed.

"who are those people" she asked Sasuke quietly

"the red haired furball is Karin the asshole with the sword is Suigetsu" He added some sarcasm in his explanations. Sakura giggled again.

She quickly caught Suigetsu's attention. He approached her somewhat carefully and stared at her hair.

"Is that color natural or.." He was cut off

"Yes it's damn natural people!!" She hated when people asked her that stupid question!

Suigetsu pooled away like he had gotten burned. His eyes were widen with shock.

"Ok,ok. Sorry, but please don't explode like Tayuya does" he whined. Sasuke let out a sigh and shook his head. He was surrounded by idiots.

"hey who's she ?" Karin poked her head behind Suigetsu.

"She…is my future wife" Sasuke said ironically. Karin's eyes widen.

"Really? Cool lucky you" She smiled at Sakura. They seemed normal to her, well this all was about to change.

"hey, what's all the racket?" a tall, really tall nice looking guy with flamingly orange hair showed up from hallway. When he got to them Sasuke laughed nervously.

"Well Sakura, meet the idiots!" he said in a sing song tone. They all looked at him unpleasantly.

"First we have the obsessed with me furball Karin, the asshole with the sword is Suigetsu and last but not least we have the tree tall-like guy who has split personality Juugo. And if you add me the emotionless ass Sasuke Uchiha like they call me, we form Team Hebi!!

And yea there you have it!" Sasuke said having fun for the first time on a long time!

"Wow this really isn't like you Sasuke" Sakura barely said trough all the laughing. Suigetsu and Karin were laughing their butts off and poor Juugo who had just woken up from all the noise, couldn't understand what was so funny.

Author says again:

Ok guys hope you liked it. In the next chapter Sakura will send a note to Naruto, and she will leave with Team Hebi. There will be a lot of jokes and fun and there might be a Lemony chapter later on.

Bye!

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