I feel totally depressed today.. but I'll be writing anyways.. I just realized that using the multiple asterisks to symbolize a new scene is not allowed anymore.. and that just DESTROYED my first and second story (and I don't have the time to edit it all over again).. T-T


Transmigration

Chapter 2: As A Girl

-Natsume-

I quickly pulled my pajamas higher.

The blonde guy slowly came up to me. "Mikan, you should really go already."

I took a step back. "No! I am not Mikan! My name is NATSUME! Do you want me to spell it for you?"

"Mikan. This is no time for jokes. I DESPERATELY need to pee," the man said in a pleading voice. "So please get out."

"I.." I retorted. "I also want to pee!"

Frowning, the man dragged me outside and pushed me inside the girl's bathroom. "Pee there!"

Jaw dropped, I shivered as I saw girls inside the bathroom changing their clothes. They didn't seem to mind my presence and continued to change clothes. This isn't good! I am a man! They should all be shouting right now and throwing soaps at me! They should be mad!

In sheer anger, I shouted, "I AM A MAN!"

They all stared at me, speechless. Finally, the girl nearest to me asked, "Was that supposed to be a joke?"

They all shook their heads as they continued to change. NO! It's true! The wave of eagerness to pee suddenly slammed into me. Frowning, I grabbed one of them.

"HOW DO YOU PEE?" I asked her in panic.

She looked at me in shock. "Huh?"

"Fuck!" I cursed as I couldn't take it anymore and went inside the cubicle. I quickly pulled down my pajamas. Ugh. How do you pee without that? I guess it should go well. I released my urine and was shocked to see it flowing down and not spurting like how it's supposed to go for men. I panicked again. "HOW DO YOU FUCKING PEE?" I stared at the bowl. SIT! YES! MAYBE I SHOULD SIT! I sat on the bowl and was relieved to see it flowing naturally.

This is such a problem. Have I really turned to a woman? That is scientifically impossible! Unless… transmigration? But that can't be! How come I still have my memories? I was supposed to be dead. Then I was somehow resurrected? Then where is my real body?

My thoughts jumbled, I left the bathroom. The blonde guy was waiting for me outside.

He frowned as he looked at my pajamas. "They're wet," he remarked, half asking a question.

"Yeah. I didn't know how to pee," I told him, hoping he'd believe I'm really a man now.

"Oh? That's.. weird," he replied.

"I tried standing up, but it was stupid. Now, I know I should sit on the bowl," I told him. Why won't he believe that I'm a man? Hmph!

"Oh.. I guess that's good? Mikan, I think you should see the doctor," he suggested. This son of a..

"I AM NOT CRAZY," I clarified as I stomped away. How dare he think I'm crazy? I am perfectly fine. My mental capacity is large and I bet I'm smarter than him!


"So you're saying that you're a man?" The doctor asked me. There was a couple inside the room as well. They said they were my 'parents'. The blonde guy was there too. He said his name was Ruka Nogi. Like I care about that.

"Yes. I am a man," I stiffly told him.

"But.. you have a vagina, clearly indicating that you're a girl," the doctor told me.

I scoffed. "That doesn't matter. Somehow, it just happened to appear there out of the blue."

The doctor laughed. How dare he laugh? What an insolent being. "Then where did your penis go? Don't tell me you misplaced it."

I frowned, disgusted. "I don't know! Don't start calling me a woman just because of that! I am an orphan and I do not have parents. My name is Natsume Hyuuga. Most of all, I AM A MAN!"

The doctor frowned. "Natsume Hyuuga? The boy that died? I heard both of you were operated at the same time. What a coincidence. Did you perhaps know him?"

I was shocked. "OF COURSE I KNOW MYSELF! DEAD? YOU SAY I'M DEAD? YOU PIECE OF!" I tried to punch him, but the blonde guy, Ruka, stopped me and pulled me away.

"Oh? You don't believe me?" The doctor leaned forward and grinned. "Then let's have a deal, young man. If you see the dead body, would you stop this ridiculous feat already?"

"FINE."


I frowned as the sheets were taken off. I trembled as I saw my body lying on the bed, cold and dead. The signs of decaying were also starting to become evident. It sort of had a bad odor.

Most of all, it felt weird to see my own body. Gah, it's disgusting.

"Happy?" The doctor asked.

"Of course not. I'm dead," I replied.

"Yeah. You're 'dead'. Or whatever. You're probably just hungry. So keep your end of the deal and become a 'woman'. I'm too busy already to tend to kids like you. If I hear you've been acting weird, I'll send you to the mental hospital. Adios," the doctor said as he bid me farewell.

Act as a woman? But I'm a MAN! Moreover, I have to live with that damn family. But I don't really want to die yet, although my life is as crappy as it could be.

I guess I'll have to act as a woman then? UGH! Why do I have to die and get resurrected as a girl?


I don't get why I'm living with him. That blonde guy! I just got out of the hospital and now they send me off to some guy's place. Seriously, this is the first time I hoped they would treat me as a girl. Why would they send a girl to live with a man? Oh, but I'm a MAN. Gah, I don't know if I should call myself a girl or a boy. Damn gender policies.

"Don't worry. I won't touch you. It's just that the school is far from your home, so you're staying with me for now," Ruka assured me.

"Oh don't worry," I muttered. "I'm not interested in you (men)."

He glanced at me then sighed. "Oh.." I frowned. What's with his reaction? Weeeeird.

When morning struck, Ruka woke me up. He was wearing a school uniform. Apparently, I also had to go to school. Well, that's better than being taught in an orphanage, so I obediently did as he said.

I went into the bathroom and stared at myself naked. They said a man is supposed to get turned on when he sees a naked woman, but right now, I feel like someone crapped on me and forced me to eat it. I don't even feel like touching myself. I feel disgusted.

When I finished taking a bath, I opened the closet.

I frowned.

"RUKA! WHAT IS THIS?" I shouted in anger.

Ruka rushed in to see what was wrong. He quickly looked away when he saw me. "Mikan.. use the towel to cover your upper half too."

I raised an eyebrow. "What? Jeez! We're both.." I stopped myself from saying that we were both men. Damn that stupid doctor. "Fine!"

I covered my body with a towel. "What is this, Ruka?"

Ruka turned around towards me. "Uh.. women's underwear?"

"EXACTLY!" I shouted at him. "THESE ARE PANTIES AND BRASSIERS! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO WEAR THEM?"

"But.." he muttered. "You're a woman."

"I'M A MA—" I feel like killing the doctor right now. I just wanna run to that freaking hospital and slam a knife into his throat. "I HATE YOU!"

"…what?"


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