The Lost B.B Files
I dedicate this fanfic to my girlfriend =D
Disclaimer: I don't claim ownership of anything.
B.B arrived at his house, a small one room condo, with a bathroom, a fridge filled with fresh jelly and a small futon. B.B sat down on his bed and thought about what had just happened.
"Hmm…That was too close…I need to pay more attention, Mion was almost seriously hurt. If it wasn't for my shinigami eyes…I doubt I would have reacted in time. Come to think of it…Was that the first time I've held a girl?
B.B mind seemed to drift away for a second. "Mion really smelled nice…" B.B forced himself back to reality. "Gah! What am I thinking, I need to stay focused! If I lower my guard…Mion's gonna get me!" B.B readied himself. "YEAH BRING IT ON MION!!" B.B yelled to himself.
B.B realized how stupid he was acting. "Geh…What's wrong with me…I never acted like this back at the Whammy House…" B.B mind drifted to think of when he held Mion. B.B blushed suddenly.
B.B stomach growled, "Oh yeah that's right I haven't eaten since lunch."
B.B opened his fridge and looked inside at the refrigerator filled to the brim with jars of jelly.
"Crap…I still can't eat jelly." B.B Closed the door shut. He thought to himself again. "Then again…If I ate the jelly here…They'd never find out…NO! I can't…I can't eat it! I must prove to Mion and myself I can do it!...Geeze what is it about Mion that changed me…"
B.B shook his head clear of any other strange thoughts "What am I thinking!? I gotta find some food...Well isn't this a site to behold…the great and brilliant Beyond Birthday…Can't even find himself dinner…"
B.B looked in a cabinet in his kitchen and surprisingly enough found some ramen.
"Hmm…Is this any good?...How exactly do I make this again?" B.B shook the dry noodles around. "Hmm…come one B.B…this is your first time making something that doesn't involve jelly…You're a smart guy…who's gotta into the habit of talking to himself…"
B.B eventually realized the instructions and sat at his small table as he waited for the noodles to cool down.
"I really need to keep my identity a secret from the others…No matter what they can't find out my…true intentions…Oh dinners ready." B.B pronounced proudly to himself.
B.B took his chopsticks and slowly brought the noodles closer to his mouth. He ate the noodles and immediately spit them back out. "Oh my god! That's disgusting!! It's so bland!...A little jelly should make it better." B.B almost considered getting out his jelly but a sudden image of Mion laughing at him surged into his mind.
The young genius got back to his table and forced the rest of the ramen down. After what felt like an eternity he finally finished the entire ramen.
B.B felt somewhat disgusted with himself. "Never…again…" B.B crawled over to his futon and nearly fainted on top of it. "Maybe I'll feel better after this stupid punishment's over and I get some jelly into my system."
Mion sat in her room, double checking the answers for her homework. No matter how hard she tried she couldn't erase the memories of what had happened. She was so close to dieing. If B.B wasn't there to push her out of the way…She may be in the hospital…or worse…
Mion's memory could recall the moment perfectly. The feel of B.B's hold on her, how close they were to each other, she swore she could feel his heart beat in synch with hers.
The young Sonozaki blushed and tried to clear her mind. "Gahaha! What am I thinking!? Me and that weirdo!? Nope! Never gonna happen!! Not in a million years!!
A voice suddenly yelled at her from another room. "MION! STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF!"
Mion felt even more stupid. "Sorry Grandma…" She said as she laughed nervously to herself. "Why me?..."
"That incident aside…I'm really starting to get curious about B's identity…Hmm…There's gotta be some way for me to make him spill the beans…But what?"
Suddenly a plan deviated in Mion's head. "Fu fu fu…You better be prepared B…Don't underestimate this old man…"
"MION WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?!?"
"Sorry again Grandma"
Mion laughed more quietly to herself and whispered. Soon…very soon B…I'm gonna found out EXACLTY who you are?" Mion fell asleep with a smirk on her face.
The next day B.B walked to school, hunched over as he usually is. "Just…one…more…week…"
B.B met with Mion and the others and they all started to walk to school together. B.B looked over at Mion and noticed she was smiling, more so than usual. The smile wasn't exactly one from hearing a funny joke or a hilarious situation. It was the kind of smile he ALL too familiar with. Mion was planning something.
"What's she planning?" He thought as he placed his thumb to his mouth.
"As if she didn't do enough by taking away my jelly?" B.B placed himself in deep thought trying to uncover her "evil" plan.
Before he realized it, they had already arrived at school. For the rest of the school day B.B did his best to try to figure out Mion's plan. None of the ideas seemed to fit. Finally the bell rang and the others gathered around for the Club.
"Well, whatever's she's planning, I best be prepared."
Mion stood before everyone else, looking incredibly smug. "Okay everyone! For this Club meeting I have a special challenge…JUST for B." She said with a huge grin on her face.
"Knew it…" B.B thought to himself.
"Today B! I'm going to find out WHO you are!" Mion announced proudly.
"Uh…Is that ALL…guess I was worrying over nothing." B.B thought as he scoffed. "Nothing she could say or do would make me divulge that information."
"Get ready B!" She said as she reached into her pocket and pulled out an object.
Keiichi and all the others gasped in shock at what Mion had pulled out. B.B's stare was completely affixed in the object.
Mion held a jar of strawberry jelly in her hand. She moved it the right and moved it to the left. B.B's head turned in perfect symmetry with the movement of the jelly.
"Wait!! This must be what she's planning! Well I'm stronger than that Mion! You won't beat me that easily!!!"
B.B painfully averted his vision from the jar of jelly. "You're gonna have to do better than that Mion." B.B said straining the words.
"Oh I plan to B." Mion smirked. "Listen B…I know it must have been VERY painful to have given up jelly for the past weeks. But here's the deal…If you tell me what I want to know I'll take away the jelly punishment and let you eat as much as you like."
"Huh?...Really?" B.B said in shock.
"Yup" Mion smiled back.
B.B turned away again painfully. "Sorry Mion no deal…I can't tell you that."
Mion opened the jelly jar. "Well that is a shame…" Mion sniffed the open jelly jar mockingly. "Ahh…smell that B?...Smells good doesn't it?...Sure you don't want it?..." Mion asked as she waved the jar in front of B.B
Keiichi watched this along with all the others. "Daaaamn…Mion's really serious…" The others nodded in unison.
B.B tried to ignore the aroma of the jelly as he turned around and hummed a tune to himself.
Mion decided to up the stakes. "All right then…Have it your way B."
"Huh?" B.B turned around a bit confused. His eyes widened when he saw what Mion was doing.
Mion stuck her hand into the jelly jar and scooped up some of the jelly and brought it close to her lips. She ate the jelly from her hand, licking the jelly from her hands until they were clean.
B.B slowly etched towards Mion. "M-Maybe just a little taste." He spoke as though in some sort of twisted trance.
Mion pulled the jelly away from him. She flicked his forehead lightly, slightly teasing him. "You know the rules B, tell me what I want first and THEN you get your jelly."
B.B fell to his knees, suddenly feeling weaker. "I'll never tell you Mion…You'll have to…kill me first."
Mion laughed. "Oh I'll do something even worse than kill you B."
Mion continued to slowly eat the jelly from the jar. "Oh B! This is sooooo delicious!! Are you suuuure you don't want it?" Mion taunted.
"Y-Y-Yes! I'm sure!!" B.B said nearly choking on the words as he spoke them.
After what felt like an eternity for B.B, Mion finally finished the jar of jelly.
"Wow B…I gotta say…You're tougher than I thought…I was so sure you were gonna give in…aw well." Mion looked somewhat disappointed. "Guess I gotta think of something else…"
"Okay everyone…Club's over for today." Mion said as she collected her things and left. The others followed suite and left the school to head home. B.B ran out of school and caught up with Mion.
"Listen Mion…I can see you're determined to find out who I am...Well since you DID give me a surprise back there and gave me an interesting challenge…I'll give you this small hint. I've come to Hinamizawa for a specific reason…To find something…Well see ya tomorrow Mion." B.B said as he ran off home.
Mion stood there pondering. "So you're looking for something eh B? Wonder what it is…Looks like this is gonna get really interesting." Mion smiled and ran home.
