Chapter 2: Sanji's Question

"Well who wants to go next…" said Hikaru.

"I'll go… What if all the girls here were in love me…" said Sanji.

"Saw that one coming…" said Ko and Zoro at the same time.

The ball began to glow it began to show what would happen

(Story)

Sanji woke up… he noticed that Nami slept with him the night before… he smiled. He quietly got up but then Nami woke up.

"Sorry…" said Sanji.

"No it's quite all right… you have to make breakfast…" said Nami.

Sanji put on his clothes, and headed to the galley… or tired… hands spouted from the deck, pulled off Sanji's pants. They took away Sanji's pants to the girls' cabin. Sanji sighed and went to the Galley.

"Good Morning San…" said Usa in a very happy cheerful tone that was only reserved for when she saw Hikaru then she noticed that Sanji lacked his pants and began to blush bright red.

(Hikaru was banging his head against the table… "Sanji… you should have "All the girls here… expect for Usa…" he said.

Sanji nervously laughed "Sorry" he said)

"Robin stole your pants again… didn't she…" said Usa.

"Yeah…" said Sanji.

Usa got angry… which meant she began to glow… she ran out of the galley and to the girl's cabin where Robin was sniffing his pants.

(Most everyone was somewhat disturbed.

"Robin… if you had the hots for a guy… would you really steal hi pants and sniff them?" asked Ko.

"…" responded Robin.

"So is that a yes or a no?" asked Usopp.)

"Robin… I can't believe you! We both like Sanji! And you stole his pants again… look we both are in love with him… give him back his pants now… I don't want to get distracted…" said Usa.

"Oh really why don't you make me…" said Robin with a smirk.

"Is that fight?" asked Usa.

Usa began to glow while robin stood there smirking.

"Can you please take it outside… I'm trying to sleep…" said Ko curled up much like a cat.

Usa sweatdroped… "Fine… we shall meet in the ring of fire!" said Usa.

"We're not allowed to do the ring of fire anymore… Master Long Nose is worried that we might burn the ship down…" said Robin.

"Aww… nuts… just a fight outside then…" said Usa.

A few minutes later both were outside in battle stances… Usa was still glowing. Zoro, Luffy, Chopper and Usopp were watching the fight that was going to happen.

"What the reason this time?" asked Usopp.

"It's fight scenario number 7…" said Zoro.

Chopper took out a small book "Number 7, number 7… oh here it is… Robin steals Sanji pants… again… Usa get upset as she won't be able to concentrate cooking a meal with Sanji in undies…" read Chopper.

("This doesn't seem like this would happen…" said Zoro.

"No if you factor in both of them liking Sanji, Robin apparently having a thing for sniffing pants and the fact that Usa cooks with Sanji three times a day... the odds that this would happen would be 1 out of 3… each day…" said Ko.

"That's something I didn't want to hear!" yelled Hikaru still banding his head on the table.

"There, there… it's just a What if question…" said Usa)

The two began to fight, arms spouted on Usa body… almost attempting to hold her back.

"Silly Robin... I thought you being smatter than me should remember your attacks are useless agaisnt my ki…" said Usa.

She turn her Ki on high. Robin retracted her hands… however…

"And I thought you would remember that if you try to burn my hands… you'll also burn your clothes off…" said Robin.

It was indeed true… most of her clothes was burned of what remained were tattered pieces that covered her chest and waist… Usa blushed heavily.

"At least this time she has some cover…" said Usopp.

Zoro nodded.

("This is so embarrassing" said Usa.

"I agree…" said Robin)

"Time for hand to hand!" said Usa.

"I wouldn't see it any other way Miss Rabbit…" said Robin.

The two were about to attack each other when Sanji… still pants less stopped the two.

"Please ladies no fighting over me…" said Sanji.

"But she stole your pants… again…" said Usa.

"What is this 3rd time this week…" said Sanji.

Usa sweatdroped and nervously laughed, "I love all of you girls equally…" said Sanji.

Zoro began to cough… it sounded like we was saying "Slut"

"Now I don't want you two fight…" said Sanji, "And can I please have my pants back…"

Robin gave Sanji his pants back and Usa went to change into a new dress.

"You know… they're going to start up again later right…" said Usopp.

Sanji sweatdroped, "I know…" he said.

Later during breakfast Usa fed a bit to Sanji.

"Thank you my rabbit sweet…" said Sanji.

("Must resist urge to kill Santo… must resist urge to kill Kanji…" repeated Hikaru over and over again.

"It's not real…" said Sanji with a sweat drop.)

Then Nami fed him a bite.

"Why thank you my beautiful angel…" said Sanji.

A hand popped out Sanji's arm and fed… him before he could say thank you to Robin Ko finished eating and sighed, "I still can't believe you all have the hots for a man slut…" she said.

Sanji sweatdroped, "What is it you don't you like about me?" asked Sanji.

"I go though the list every morning… I'm going to watch for enemy ships... see ya man slut…" said Ko.

There was an awkward silence in the room, "Man slut… I like it…" said Zoro.

(End of story)

Everyone slowly turned to Ko.

"What are you looking at?" asked Ko.

"You do know that question was if every girl here liked Sanji right…" said Usa with a sneaky smile.

"Ko… do you LIKE me?" asked Sanji.

"What? That's absurd! That's just a story… just because I hated you in that story the same I hate you now does that mean I'm love with you but in complete and utter denial about it that I hide it by threatening you and actually attacking you on occasion… like I said that absurd…" said Ko.

There was an awkward silence when Sanji said "Let's all forget that last never happened…"

Next Time: It's part 1 of Luffy's question... what will he ask... and more importantly what does it have to do with the anime: Zatch Bell, Sailor Moon, Pokemon, Ranma 1/2 and Naruto? That's right the next chapter contains either a crossover or elements of said anime...