MERRY CHRISTMAS~!
AGAIN~!
(even though it's not christmas day yet for ME)

HERE'S CHAPTER TWO!

I'll try to use more human names. "TRY", I said!

I do not own Hetalia, the song "Gangnam Style", the song "The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?)", or any of the characters/trademarks associated with those.

R&R

ENJOY~!


Norway and South Korea ended up being forbidden from going downstairs in order to prevent them from being troublesome while Iceland spent time with Hong Kong.

Norway had only agreed because Iceland had walked up to him and whispered in his ear: "Just go along with it...big brother." Being called 'big brother' had shocked him enough to comply.
South Korea had only agreed after being stared at intensely by both Sweden and Hong Kong.

Norway didn't particularly have anything against South Korea, but the Asian nation was a friend of his little brother's boyfriend, which was good enough for him.
South Korea didn't particularly have anything against Norway, but the Nordic nation was the overprotective older brother of his friend's boyfriend, which was good enough for him.

The two of them were in adjacent rooms. They'd tried to get along for a few little while, but had failed. Norway was so cold and emotionless, while south Korea was so hyper and restless. Within five minutes they had pissed each other off enough to not want to be in the same room. So now Norway was in his own room and Korea was in the next room, Denmark's room.

Norway was sitting around, thinking about sneaking downstairs to see what was going on. But something caught his attention...

As he reached for the doorknob to his room, he suddenly caught sight of something white behind him out of the corner of his eye. He whipped around and locked his gaze on it.

It was only a small white Arctic fox. It had snow-white fur, bright ocean blue eyes, and sharp white teeth. It had jumped on his bed. A moment after being noticed, it noticed Norway as well. It hissed at him like a cat, its eyes turned purple, it grew about two inches in height and length, and its tail suddenly gained red stripes.

Nothing strange about that. At least, not to Norway.

It was probably the twin brother of the fox that had shown up last time Hong Kong had been over to visit Iceland. This one didn't recognize him, so it certainly wasn't the same fox.

He stepped away from the door and smiled faintly. It was a forced smile, but it was necessary. "Hey there..." he said softly as he walked slowly over to it, a gentle hand outstretched. "I am your friend. Do not be afraid."

The fox seemed to relax at his words. Its eyes turned blue again. When Norway grew closer still, its tail gradually lost its white stripes until only the tip was still white. By the time he had reached the bed, all of its fur had turned red except for the ears, tail tip, and paws. When Norway's hand reached the foxes' nose, the fox sniffed it. Then it shrunk back to its original size and it 'smiled'.

Norway's forced reassuring smile faded. He sat on the bed next to the fox and touched its head with his index finger.

/"Psye!"/ Norway heard in his head, in a young male voice the same pitch as Sealand's voice. He knew the fox had psychically sent that message to him, just like the other fox had last time. The other fox had called herself 'Psyma'. This was definitely her twin brother.

|"Lukas."| he thought back in reply.

Psye nodded. It purred, but said nothing more.

"You won't say anything else?" he asked out loud. "Just like your sister?"

Psye didn't reply.

"Hm... I wonder if that's all your kind says..." Norway wondered aloud.

He cracked a small smile.

"I got a better idea than spying on them..." he said slowly.

|"Psyma liked this song as well..."| he said to Psye.

Psye blinked once.

Norway stood up and walked over to his music collection. He picked out a certain CD, put it in his CD player, turned it on set it to replay the song, then pressed play.

Idle crowd conversation started up. A few moments later, techno music started playing.

Norway moved back to his bed and sat next to Psye.

Psye's eyes turned from ocean blue to icy blue. The fox laid down.

Seconds later, singing started.

o/`Dog goes 'woof', cat goes 'meow'
o/`Bird 'tweet', and mouse goes 'squeak'

Psye's eyes turned even icier and whiter.

o/`Cow goes 'moo', frog goes 'croak'
o/`And the elephant goes 'toot'

Norway thought he heard the faint sound of footsteps nearby, but he was sure it was nothing.

o/`Ducks say 'quack', and fish go 'bulb'
o/`And the seal goes 'ow ow ow'

Norway thought he heard the faint sound of a door opening nearby, but he was sure it was nothing.

o/`But there's one sound
o/`That no one knows

Norway was about to sing the next line, but suddenly...

The door to his room slammed open, and South Korea shouted, almost at the top of his lungs:

"OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!"

Norway immediately stood up (yes, on his bed) and snapped his hand out in the direction of the CD player. The music instantly paused.

Norway's face went neutral again. He glared at South Korea. "What are you doing?" he asked.

Psye sprang to his paws and hissed at South Korea. Like when he had first noticed Norway, his eyes turned purple, he grew two inches in height and length, and his tail gained red stripes.

"Calm down," Norway said to Psye, glancing briefly at the fox.

"Who are you talking to?" South Korea asked, not having seen Psye.

"Answer the question," Norway said in an even, yet somewhat demanding, tone. "What are you doing?"

"I heard you playing terrible music so I came over here to show you how it's done in the land that invented music! Uri nara Mansae~!" South Korea smiled wide and raised his arms excitedly.

"You did not invent music," Norway responded, resisting the urge to roll his eyes. He remained standing on his bed. "What are you doing here? This is my room. Get out."

"I don't want to listen to that! I want to listen to my own music, da-ze!"

"Well then go listen to your own music," Norway retorted. "Leave me alone."

"Eh..." South Korea rubbed the back of his neck. "Well you see, I kinda sorta left my music downstairs."

Norway raised an eyebrow. "You actually brought something with you? Why?"

"Why else?! In case I got bored, da-ze!"

Norway finally hopped off his bed, landing gracefully on his feet.

"If it will get you to leave me alone, then I will help you get it. Where is it?"

"It—"

"Never mind. I will locate it and get it for you."

Norway closed his eyes, held his arm out, spread his fingers, and concentrated. "What does it look like?"

"No no no no no don't stop it don't!"

Norway opened his eyes and saw South Korea waving his arms wildly, worried expression on his face.

"What?"

"Don't use magic or whatever you're about to do!"

"Why not?"

"Uh..."

"Are you worried about what Hong Kong said about Arthur's magic? If so, you have no reason to be worried about mine. I might not be more experienced, but I am more accurate than he is."

"How about we just sneak downstairs, da-ze!"

Norway sighed. "Fine. But we are going to have to use a bit of cloaking magic to get by them."

South Korea's face grew thoughtful for a moment, then he smiled and nodded. "Fine! Let's do it! Then you'll see who's music is better, da-ze!"

South Korea turned away, giving Norway the opportunity to facepalm and roll his eyes.

He turned to Psye. "Will you come with us?" he asked as he reached out a hand towards the fox.

Psye looked up at him curiously. His eyes had turned ocean blue again. He touched the bare skin on Norway's wrist with his right front paw.

|"Come with?"| Norway said psychically. South Korea was already out of sight.

Psye nodded, then removed his paw. He jumped off of Norway's bed and walked towards the door. His eyes turned a deep dark shade of blue and shrunk an inch lengthwise and height-wise. Then, he turned invisible. His shadow stayed visible.

Norway smiled faintly, then followed Psye, who was following South Korea out of the room.


(I hope my "da-ze"s and "Uri nara Mansae"s were places appropriately.)

For future reference:
/"dialogue"/ = Psye
\"dialogue"\ = Psyma
|"dialogue"| = Norway

I tried to use more human names. It felt weird. I'll try next chapter I promise I will!

NEXT CHAPTER TOMORROW! ON CHRISTMAS DAY!

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BYEEEEEEEEE~!