Everyone was so bored on the long drive t Rocky Point Manor. No one was talking. The radio wasn't playing.
"Hey, I know what'll make this entertaining", Barbara said.
"What?" Brian asked.
She watched a car drive past them and punched him on the arm.
"Punch buggy!"
"She got you good", Stewie laughed.
"Please, Barbara", Lois said. "It's such a long ride. Can we please be quiet the rest of the way?"
"Sure, if you insist, Lois", Barbara said.
For the rest of the ride, no one spoke. Most everyone fell asleep. They drew through the city in silence and drove through the country in silence. After three hours of driving, the sun began to set.
"Think we'll make it there before tomorrow?" Barbara asked.
"Dad, are we almost there?" Chris asked.
"Yeah, according to the map, we're really close", Peter answered.
"Peter, look!" Lois gasped waking everyone up.
As Peter continued to drive, Rocky Point Manor started coming into view. They crossed the stone bridge and passed through the gates to see the mansion close to the edge of the cliff, which beneath was the ocean with sharp rocks above the water. Everyone stared at the mansion with wide eyes as they pulled in to park.
"My god!" Lois said. "This is absolutely beautiful!"
"Sure our host isn't Dracula?" Barbara asked looking at the house uneasy.
Her ears perked as she heard a car approaching. Everyone turned to see Joe and Bonnie pull up next to them.
"Joe?"
"Peter?"
"What the hell are you guys doing here?" Peter asked.
"We got an invitation to a dinner in my honor", Joe answered. "I assumed it was for all those arrests I made last month."
"That's weird. The invitation said it was in my honor. I assumed it was for being able to fart the alphabet, which I almost did until I pooped on the S."
"Nice to know, Peter", Barbara said disgusted. "Hey, look. More people are coming."
"What the…?" Brian said as his attention went to the next arrivals. "Derek and Jillian?"
"Wow, hi Brian", Jillian said.
"So, this is the Jillian I've heard about", Barbara said wrapping her arms around Brian's arm.
She didn't like the way Brian was looking at her. Barbara fought the urge to growl at Jillian who was looking totally oblivious to her.
"What are you guys doing here?" Brian asked ignoring Barbara.
"I got a card that says they're throwing a dinner in my honer", Jillian answered.
"Wow, she really is a blonde", Barbara mumbled.
"Wait a minute", Brian said. "What the hell's going on here? Everybody got the same invitation?"
They turned to see Mort and Muriel Goldman arriving next. After them came Quagmire.
"Oh", he said when he saw everyone. "Hey. Didn't think I'd see anyone I knew here."
He looked real embarrassed as a heavy woman wearing a sweater and sweatpants stood beside him.
"This…this is Stephanie."
"Hi, everybody!" she said incredibly happy. "Oh my gosh! I never thought I'd meet Glen's friends!"
"Yeah, I figured why not?" Quagmire said embarrassed. "You and I see each other from time to time."
"Oh my god! We like, never see each other! This guy! You like, disappear for a month and never call me! You're so silly! You're lucky I like you so much!"
"Okay, why don't you go ahead and take the bags in?" Quagmire said having enough.
"So this is your latest piece of ass?" Barbara said eager to shove his face in this. "Running out of options?"
"Wow, it looks like the whole town got invited!" Lois said as even more people arrived.
Chris' boss, Carl stepped out of his truck. Tom Tucker and Diane Simmons arrived together. Dr. Hartman drove up beside them. Mayor West floated down with a parachute. Old man Herbert the pervert drove up in an ice cream truck. Last but not least was sailor Seamus who rowed in from the ocean. Everyone said nothing about it as they went inside the manor.
The maid Consuela was there to greet everyone.
"Mr. Peter. Mr. Joe. Mr. Bonnie."
"She doesn't know what Mr. means", Stewie whispered to Barbara and Brian.
"Mr. Mort", she continued. "Mr. Muriel. Mayor West Mr."
"Oh my god, serious", Stewie said nearly laughing.
"If you will all please follow me to third floor", Consuela said. "I show you to your rooms. You are all expected for dinner at 8:00."
"Oh, good!" Stephanie said. "I'm starved!"
"Settle down, will you?" Quagmire said.
