AN: Sorry for delay I have been having writer's block for a while now.
We returned to Haven and saw it was a shitstorm. The hot and irresistible Commander Cullen was the only person stopping an uprising against us. He calmed the crowds and touched my shoulder. My heartbeat sped up fast, everything felt hot especially his touch. His dreamy eyes and handsome face alongside his tenacity was enough to make me squirm.
"We're counting on you in Val Royeaux Herald, Don't fail us."
"I will do my best" I reassure with him with a smile.
"That's all I can ask for you Herald"
"Cullen, you can call me Astoreth. It's my name after all." I grabbed his chin to say."
He blushed as did I. I'm going to run out of clean underwear at this rate.
He sooned followed after us into the War Room. I hope he liked what he saw back there. His eyes can't stay off my hips during War Council meetings. We prepared for Val Royeax it was going to be a lengthy trip for the 4 of us so I got to know everyone better. Cassandra told me about her past. She told me how she hated mages but she ended dating one during her time as the Divine's right hand. Regalyan was his name she said that he died at the conclave and my heart ached from guilt. I never wanted any of this. I was happy with the circle! I knew the dangers magic had. I knew the templars were doing what was right but some bastard in Kirkwall ruined it for us all. Cassandra lost the man she loved because of this war! I lost my best friend because of this war! I swear I will end this war no matter what it takes. The Innocents blood shall no longer spill while I the Herald of Andraste her chosen lives! Next night at camp I spoke to Varric. We talked about the fallen and his time in Kirkwall. He told me about this Anders apostate Grey Warden. Anders was romantically involved with the Champion of Kirkwall a powerful apostate mage who saved Kirkwall from the Qunari. The more he tells me about her is so inspiring. She fought against blood magic and tried to prevent this war from happening. No wonder Cassandra thought she could end the war. If only she didn't go missing like the Queen of Ferelden. The next night I talked to Solas and he was very fascinating. His knowledge on the magic and the fade is outstanding! I tried to flirt with him. I gave him the "Tis cold alone in my tent" line it didn't work to tell. I think he only likes Elves. A shame maybe in another life. We were close to Val Royeaux, on the way I thought about everything I learned. I want to change this world for the better. So we approach the courtyard and there's an assembly. The Chantry just called me a heretic ouch.
"I am not Heretic! Andraste herself sent me to stop the breach. I just want to help save Thedas!"
Before we can guess the Templars came and punched the Chantry's speaker. Poor woman only was doing what she thought was right.
"Are you mad Lord Seeker! There's a breach in the sky that will destroy us unless we all work together to seal it!"
"Silence woman before I silence you!" He threatened me but I held back knowing that fighting here would put the Inqusition in a bad spot. What a dick abandoning the Chantry. Atleast one of his knights didn't think he was doing right. Shame he's with them he's pretty cute. Once I'm doing imagining that Templar without armor I receive a note by arrow telling me to find handkerchiefs. I find them all and they tell me to go to an alley tonight. I also got interrupted by a courier telling me i was invited to a Madame Du Fer's estate this evening. Odd Madame De Fer is Orlesian for Lady of Iron, wonder if she's like the legendary Orlesian hero Aveline a warrior clad in Iron Armor.
Wait what the actual fuck. Fiona the leader of the rebel mages just spoke to us. She wants to talk again at Redcliffe. She has a lot of explaining to do and I will get answers. Seems all former Grey Wardens are trouble. So off to this alley I guess.
We arrive at the alley and are attacked by some form of Orlesian nobility until this strange Elven girl shoots him with her bow. We conversed if you can call it that and she told me more guards were coming, this time they weren't wearing pants. This battle was odd to say the least. Dicks flew into the air, exploded, and got hard. One of them tried to charge me but I grabbed his Cock. It hardened at my touch but then I incinerated it. That was the most interesting recruiment ever.
I walked into Madame Du Fer's Estate and I was amazed. It almost reminded me of home, I wonder if the White Spire is like this. Two people beckon me over to them.
"You are the Herald of Andraste are you not?" The man in the couple Inquires,
"Oh the Herald! Is everything they said about you true?" The woman next to him asked excitingly.
"Everything you heard, It's all true." I said with an arrogant smirk as any Orlesian would've done.
"If so follow us!" He said cheerfully
I hate to disappoint fans so I followed them. They went to a garden where all sorts of debauchery went on. I looked from left to right Naked women on top of eachother. Men ploughing men rawr. The couple from earlier stripped me of my clothes quickly.
"We heard you were a good slut and you confirmed it" she said
Maker what have I done
The Woman got out a box and pulled some dick shaped thing out of it.
"This is called a strap on it's a belt with a fake cock see. the Inner part of it stimulates my parts while I can fuck yours." she said eagerly with a huge grin.
I must say I really wanted to stay I was intrigued by that thing she pulled out. She tells me to get in Tavern girl position, so I got on all 4's. She came up behind me shoved that thing inside of me. What I didn't expect was her plus one shoving his dick inside of her. Each Thrust he made caused her to thrust harder. She grabbed onto my breasts and squeezed while doing this. She leaned over and whispered things into my ear. Everything she said turned me on more, I could feel it coming if she kept going. She begins to go as fast and hard as she can. A vicious wave of ecstasy and pleasure overtook my body. I fell forward losing feeling in my arms and landing on my face with a huge grin. The man pulled out the woman and sat on my tummy. He shoved his cock in between my tits back and forth like it was a hand. I have never done these positions before. The woman sat on my face and scarfed the strap on down my mouth. I tasted myself all over. Before long the man wears at finishes. His seed covered my fface and chin.
