DISCLAIMER: This is a story for fun. If you want mindless fun, this is for you. If you don't, then you probably won't get what you are looking for.

DISCLAIMER AGAIN: From Animals to the Ice Age (also Animals!) A random concept, with a fairly more polished execution, but still totally weird. I promise I'll make a cohesive story soon. Maybe. Probably not. Happens right after the third movie because I really don't like the fourth.

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Episode 2 - Mind the Gap


*Frosty Biters*


Manny - So of course I get the team with half of the kids, the giant ass dinasour, the guy who wants to sell everything, and... that

*He looks over at Scrat and he's caressing an acorn*

Tony - Chin Up, Manny! With this brand new Chin-Upper only a hundred twigs! *He raises a rock*
Rudy - ROARGH (Yes, we've got muscle)
Eddie - We got courage!
Scrat - *Biting on Acorn*
Manny - ...that doesn't raise my spirits.

Confessional - Manny - Let's get to the merge, so I can join back up with Diego and Ellie. You know. The sane people.


*Freezing Peas*


Crash - I hope Eddie will be okay on the other team.
Ellie - He'll be fine, Manny will take care of him.
Crash - Okay!
Sid - Anyway, I hope Manny can take care of his temper, otherwise things will get ugly pretty fast.
Diego - Don't count on it.

Confessional - Buck - I don't trust my teammates. BACKSTABBERS. ALL OF THEM.


*First Challenge*


Pirates - Your FIRST CHALLENGE is... to get to the other side!
*He shows a huge gap*
Buck - That's a huge gap, woah!
Crash - No, the pits of woah are really far from here, Buck! *He slaps his shoulder and Buck almost spins and stares him in the eyes*
Buck - AAAAAARGH
Rudy - GROAH (What the f-)

Diego - Alright, team, any ideas?
Crash - We could slingshot all the way there!
Diego - Any safe ideas?
Sid - We could slingshot, but with helmets.
Crash - I LIKE how this guy thinks!
Buck - We could slingshot but WITHOUT helmets.
Crash - THAT'S EVEN BETTER.
Ellie - Oh my god.

Confessional - Ellie - Usually Crash and Eddie put each other in check. Are they even more dangerous separate?

Eddie - If only Crash was here, we could do our sick throw!
Tony - If only we had this amazing boat *shows up piece of wood* only 300 dollars!
Manny - Can you all shut up? Or do you want to lose?
Tony - If you want me to lose, just give me 300 dollars!
Scrat - *Caressing Acorn*
Rudy - GRAWH (Shut up and I'll throw you)

*Rudy throws Tony and Eddie to the other side*

Eddie - Hey, Crash! *Yelling*
Crash - WHAT?
Eddie - HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDEEEEE
Crash - ...I don't get it.

*Scrat accidentaly lets go of the acorn and begins chasing it*
Manny - Scrat, get back here, it's your turn to be thrown!
*Rudy tries to throw Manny but he's too fat*
Rudy - Groah (Come on dude. That's not healthy)
Manny - *Sighs* I know.

Confessional - Rudy - *He moves and breaks the confessional* Grawwwgh (I feel Manny's pain)

Buck - Alright. Alright. I don't wanna lose, so here's this.
*He shows a huge contraption and he pulls a lever that drops a bridge over the gap*
Ellie - Alright!
Diego - Rock On!
Sid - Boo-yah!
Crash - MMMBOP-SKIBBIBOP-BA-DU-BOP-SKIBBIBOP-

Confessional - Diego - We won! Somehow. I really don't know how.

Pirates - And the Freezing Peas win! Frosty Biters, time for elimination!
Sid - That was Freezeasy peasy.
Pirates - No. Go to hell.
Sid - That was Hella Mean.
*The pirates beat up Sid to the point where he's almost taken out of the game*
Sid - Ouch.

Confessional - Sid - That was a pain in the butt. And everywhere else. *A pirate pops in with a chainsaw*


*Elimination*


Confessional - Manny - Okay, so everyone but Rudy is terrible. Who should go home?

Confessional - Eddie - Your vote matters you can't throw it away!

Confessional - Tony - You can buy my vote for 100 stonebucks!

Confessional - Rudy - GRUH (You annoy me. More than everyone else. You talk too much. If you go home, I believe the quality of our team will increase a lot. Also, Pizza is good. That is all.

Actually that isn't all. I'm continuing. This is still my confessional. Did I close the parenthesis? You bet I goddamn didn't. So yeah. I'm still talking. Buck is also freaking me out. He seems to be super paranoid now. Okay, I'm done.

Confessional - Scrat - *Caressing Acorn*

Confessional - Rudy - Actually, you know what, I'm still not done. I didn't close my parenthesis there either you dumbass. I hate you. You will be going home if I have anything to say about it. And I don't. Because I'm a dinosaur. And I only roar. Let's hope my vote is enough to seal your fate. You're an idiot. You're scum. You're a waste of space. Your mother hates you. Your father abandoned you. Suck a d-)

Pirates: Rudy and Eddie, you're both safe. Congratulations.
Eddie: Manny, you didn't vote for me?
Manny: I can't. Ellie will get mad at me if I do.
Eddie: But I want to help Pangea grow as a continent!
Manny: What are you talking about?
Pirates: Scrat, you're also safe. Somehow. Two remain.
Manny: Okay, how am I on the bottom?
Pirates: Manny, you're loud and proud. Tony, you're loud and a sell-out. And going home is...

...

...

...

...

MANNY!

Manny: What? But I'm the only one sane in this team besides Rudy who is a DINOSAUR. How am I GOING HOME?
Eddie: Wait? We aren't voting for the next Pangea's Top Model I mean President of the United Continents?
Manny: You voted FOR ME FOR THAT REASON? What about the rest?
Tony: Manny, Manny, my vote was bought.
Manny: But... by WHO?!

*Manny's carried away by more pirates because of course there aren't already enough characters*

Confessional - Eddie - Sorry, Manny, but someone told me I should vote for you to win! I didn't know you were going home! Trust me, I'll get to the bottom of this!
Confessional - Tony - I GOT PAID IN ROCKS, WOO-HOO!
Confessional - Scrat - MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WILL HAVE ALL THE ACORNS.


*END OF EPISODE 2*


Manny voted for Tony
Rudy voted for Tony
Eddie voted for Manny (thinking it was voting for him to win)
Tony voted for Manny
Scrat voted for Manny


ELIMINATED
10th - Manny the Manic Mammoth