Number 1-Called Elliot a rabbit every time you see him
It's me again. Yay. I just made my first OC. Her name is Blossom Lavender Lily Cleopatra Rose Tulip Sunflower Lovey Dovey Oh Im So Pretty Locust Winter Summer Autumn Spring Deep, *takes a breath*. But let's just her Blossom Deep.
Okay, first up is 1. Call Eliot a rabbit every time you see him.
"Onee-chan, Onee-chan," The Bloody Twins called as they tugged on Blossom's shoulder.
"Yes?" Blossom said in a too high voice that sounded like Gowland's violin playing x2.
"What are we doing today?" They asked together.
Yes, as being the trying to be cool Blossom Deep, she said, "Let's annoy The Rabbit."
So they went up to Elliot's room, and smashed the door trying to make an unignorable entrance. Well, only Blossom did. "Chickie Rabbit!" the twins called at Elliot.
"I'm no rabbit!" He called back.
"Wanna bet?" The Blossom asked in a pitchy voice.
"Shut up Blossom! Your voice is annoying me!" Elliot yelled at her.
"How dare you say that in my face?" She answered back.
"I'll stick my gun in your face and fire it!"
"See if you can do that to a foreigner!"
"I'll do it!"
Elliot clicked the trigger on his gun expecting it to fire, but, alas, as his is against THE Blossom Deep his gun didn't fire. "What the hell happen! Why did you betray me gun?" He broke down crying for this faceless person he called his mummy.
"Ha ha ha ha!" Blossom mocked Elliot as she danced around doing the chicken dance.
"Die! B*tch! Die!" Elliot yelled as he swung a metal baseball bat to her face. (How he has a metal baseball bat, I don't know)
The next thing Blossom knew was that she blacked out.
~Two weeks later~
Blossom was sitting in a hospital bed with her head bandaged.
"Mrrgh? Mmhrrhgthgh? Mrrrhghghghtrr?" She asked, trying to speak.
"What?" Blood asked her.
"Just write it down Blossom," Gowland suggested.
Blossom wrote down in perfect cursive- What happened? How's my beautiful face? Did I get a surgery?
Julius spited out his coffee when he read the word 'beautiful'. In fact, all the role holders did. Well, they weren't drinking coffee.
"If you want to see so badly, I'll let you," the doctor answered in disgust.
When they removed her bandages, she looked in her mirror and was stunned. She looked beautiful, well, beautiful in her opinion.
In everyone else's opinion, she looked like a badger that's been ran over by a truck over and over and over again. Then got dumped in acid, then got pulled out when its face was half dissolved. It looked like Justin Bieber with long shimmering, wavy, gorgeous, silky, colour changing hair that's up to his ankles.
"Oh my gosh! I look so beautiful!" Blossom exclaimed in her pitchy voice, x5 to her normal pitchy voice.
Luckily, all the role holder had ear plugs on except for Blood, who was lying on the floor unconscious.
"I'll help him do CPR!" Blossom jumped to her feet and started kissing Blood who looked like he was going to puke even when he is unconscious.
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So what was left is the role holders staring at two large black rectangles where Blossom and Blood was a second ago.
[Two hours later]
The role holders who looked as if they are already falling asleep were still staring at the two black rectangles….
[Four hours later]
"Let go of me you freak!" Blood screamed while trying to escape Blossom's beautiful, delicate, young, flawless long arms.
"Neva! I might not get another chance like this again! My cute little hubby wubby!" Blossom screeched as she continued to kiss Blood over and over again.
The role holders continued to stare in wonder of what the two black rectangles were doing and what the long 'Beeeeeeeeeeeep's were. And they didn't care.
"Let's go," Gowland said while heading towards the exit as one by one, the role holders followed.
"Good luck Boss," Elliot sighed as he turned the lights off and closed the door.
The Frick'in End
Done! This was a rewritten version of Number 1 so if you see any Marys please tell me because I just deleted all the Marys I could find and replaced it with Blossom. I also don't if Grey's spelt with an 'e' or an 'a' so pls tell me. Next one I'm gonna do is No. 2 Invite The amusement park for a sleep over at the Hatter's Mansion.
