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Chapter 2

Ohayo gozaimasu! This is the second chappie of Nani?! Arranged?! I hope you liked the first chapter. Hopefully this one will be long enough…


So, Rei," Inuyasha began, jerking his head towards her. "What happened to you?"

Everyone was in the hut that Rei had woken up in earlier. They informed her that she was in Kaede's house. Who she was, Rei didn't know.

"Well, I was on a walk, when I was attacked by a giant mantis demon. I tried to fight it, but couldn't hold it off and it injured me."

"Oh, so where do you live?" Miroku asked. "Maybe we could take you home."

Rei paused for a minute before sighing.

"I live in the Eastern Lands…"

This conversation went on for a few minutes before an old lady walked in. The others seemed to recognize her, and didn't bother to tell Rei who she was. (Nice guys…-.-')

"Ahh, so the kitsune is awake? How are ye feeling?"

"I'm fine, but who are you?" Rei asked.

"Oh, forgive my manners. I am Kaede."

Rei bowed. "Thank you for healing me, but I regret to say, that I must go. Please don't trouble yourselves to take me home. I'm sorry for troubling you."

Miroku stood up and quickly appeared right in front of her. He grabbed her hand and put it close to his heart.

"Please, Rei. Don't leave, we would love to take you home, it's no trouble."

"But, you don't want to take me all the way there do you? I mean, it's very dangerous!"

Inuyasha and Kagome stood up, Kagome shaking her head. "It's no problem, with that wound, you shouldn't be fighting anything." she said.

"Oh, alright." Rei sighed, in defeat.

Kagome smiled and pulled Rei over to the door. "Come on, I need to change your bandages first before we leave. Follow me. Are you coming, Sango?"

"Yes. Hold on." Sango said, getting up.

Rei nodded and followed Kagome to the nearby waterfall.

"Ok, undress and get inside the water. We'll let the water clean your wound and then bandage it back up." Kagome commanded.

Nodding once more, Rei undressed and waded into the water, flinching as the cold water splashed upon her body. She swam to the middle of the lake and sighed.

"This is so relaxing…" she murmured, sinking beneath the surface.


Inuyasha, Miroku, and Shippo were back at Kaede's house, talking about Rei.

"She is so beautiful," Miroku said.

Inuyasha ignored him and stated,

"Something about her story isn't right…why would anyone take a walk from the Eastern Lands, over here? And that wound definitely didn't come from a mantis demon, more likely claws or something."

"Yes, it does seem likely, but if that's true, why would Rei lie to us?" Shippo asked.

"Have you noticed how her body moves in its vixenish way? When every her tail swings, so do her hips!" Miroku said.

"Maybe after we return Rei home, she can tell us the truth." Shippo squeaked.

"Yeah, and maybe we could stay a few days….get to know her better…" Miroku added.

WHACK

Inuyasha glared at Miroku.

"We're not staying, and you're not going to touch Rei! Understand?"

Miroku nodded sadly, a bump rising on his head. A few minutes later, the girls returned, with Rei squeezing the remnants of water out of her locks. It seemed like Miroku had forgotten what he and Inuyasha had just talked about because as soon as the girls entered the hut, Miroku grabbed Reis hands and stared at her, a determined look on his face.

"Rei, I have a question for you of the utmost importance."

Rei glanced at her hand and lightly shook it, trying to shake his hand off.

"What is it?"

"Will you be the lucky woman….to bear my children?"

"Wha -? Um…well…uh…" she stammered, blushing furiously.

GIANT WHACK

A boomerang lay on top of Mirokus head, and he knew who it belonged to.

"Back off of Rei you lech!" Sango yelled.

Kagome, Inuyasha, and Shippo shook their heads. Rei looked at the group, bewildered.

"What's going on?" she asked.

"Well, Miroku is an extremely perverted monk, so watch your back. Literally." Shippo answered.

"This is a very strange group…" Rei thought.

Miroku sighed, pulling the boomerang off his head, revealing not one, but two giant bumps on his head.

"I'm sorry, Rei-sama. I just can't control myself around beautiful women."

"As if, I bet you could if you tried." Inuyasha muttered.

Kaede then came walking up to the group.

"I thought that ye should at least have a weapon, Rei." She said, handing her a pair of double-sided katanas.

"Arigato, Kaede-baachan. I will use these well."

"Ok, enough of this shit. Let's go!" Inuyasha snapped.

And so, the group walked off, Inuyasha in the lead, Miroku and Sango next to each other, and Kagome, Shippo and Rei in the back. Shippo seemed to have taken a liking into Rei, seeing that she was also a kitsune, and thought of her as a motherly figure, and sat on her shoulder.

"Ok, onward to the Eastern Lands!" he squealed.

So they began their long walk to the Eastern Lands, unknowing that farther away, someone was plotting against them.


I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Yes, it's a bit longer than the last one, so maybe it's more interesting. Please send reviews quickly. Or else no more stories!! dodges an Inu plushie as it is thrown at herOk, ok, maybe I'll write more…. Ja ne!