"The Rather Shallow Huge Life Adventure Part Two: Where stuff starts to happen."

The day finally came for Raw. The two saw each other during school.
"TONIGHT, BABY!" Evan yelled.
"I know, man. Big matches on tonight's card. Totally PPV able." Larry replied.
"Do you think we should head over?"
"Figure after school. Pick up our ladies, oh wait, you were too limp to ask!"
"Don't worry. At the very least, it's one under."
"Yeah." The day seemed to speed through. As soon as the final bell rang, the two jumped into Evan's car and headed for Christine's house.
"I can't believe you are willing to go this far, man,"Evan said.
"What? Cumberland to West Warwick? It's nothing!" Larry replied.
"Come on, this is Rhode Island. If the houses are more than a mile away it's a long distance relationship." The two reached Christine's house.
"Larry! Evan! What's going on?" Christine asked.
"We're here to pick you up." Larry replied.
"Yeah, I'm just here because I was heading that way as well and he's too cheap to buy a car," Evan said.
"Well, the more the merrier...", Christine said. The three piled into Evan's car and headed over to the Civic Center.
"This is what I hate about the place, too many parking garages, too much time to kill." Evan said.
"I know one way we can all handle the time..." Christine said.
"Sorry. Rule Number one: NO two-on-one matches unless the two are female." the two replied.
"Well, okay. What about if I just 'Run the Gauntlet?'" Christine asked. Evan and Larry looked at each other.
"I think we can book that one..."
Christine started making love to the two guys one-by-one until it was close to Showtime.
"We'd better hurry. Show's nearly starting." Evan and Larry said as they ran for the stairs.
"Wait up!" Christine yelled. The three finally made it to the back entrance to the Civic Center.
"What's on, Larry?" the guard said.
"You know why we're here," Larry replied. The guard passed them their Access passes and showed them in. The three found some seats that no one was occupying.
"These are pretty high, dude." Evan said.
"You think we should use our passes and hang with the wrestlers?" Larry asked.
"Well, we're in jobber fights here, so let's." The three headed out of their seats and into the back.
"Hey, there's three seats up close that are empty! We can see stuff!" Christine shouted. The two took the seats. The show was coming closer. "I think we should use our passes now," Larry said. Evan and Christine agreed, and the three headed for the dressing rooms.

"Wow, this is pretty cool!" Christine exclaimed.
"Yeah, it can be okay." Evan replied.
"Hey, there's a TV over there. We should check out what's going on." Larry said. The three headed over there. They proceeded to notice that Val Venis was already watching the TV. The three silently headed over and sat down. It was on commercial. After a couple, Larry spoke up.
"Um, what's on?" Larry asked.
"Nitro," Val replied.
"S'Cool. What's the big matchup?"
"I think another Nash/Goldberg or Jarrett/Booker T one. It's all the same, really." The four watched the next match. When the commercial came, Evan got Val's autograph and the three all headed off.

The three found a door that was nearly open. Larry saw that it was the women's dressing room. "So, should we look inside there?"
"Of course, man. When do we get this chance anywhere else?" Evan replied.
"It's agreed then. We open the door." Larry opened it to find The Kat and Terri in what appeared to be a fight."Dude, this must be some form of hardcore match being shown on the TitanTron," he said.
"Um, dude, this match is a LITTLE bit too hardcore for free cable," Evan replied. He had seen something more in the fact that both women had the tops of their costumes up and the bottoms of them down. The Kat then took Terri's face and buried it in her vagina.
"Um, dude, you're mistaken. That's clearly a modified Stinkface right there." Larry said.
"Um, buddy, that's not the Stinkface. That is a FORM of Stinkface, but it's not THE Stinkface."
"Well, it must be a Bronco Buster, then. That's from the front, right?"
"Dude, I'm sorry, but if that's a Bronco Buster, then I can officially never watch any of X-Pac's matches ever again."Evan proceeded to close the door.
"Um, dude, what are you saying?" Larry asked.
"I'm saying that it's safe to say that that scene is obviously NOT a part of any 'Angles' with the possible exception of switching that rivalry to 'Loving each other in a completely sexual prison manner.'" Evan replied.
"Dood. You mean they were getting it on in there?"
"Um, yeah Beavis."
"COOL! I've got to check that out."
"Um, dude, you might not want to open that door. First off, that might look suspicious, and secondly, we don't need to."
"Why would that be?"
"Because," Evan said as he pulled his video camera out of the side of his coat, "we've just made ourselves a GOLDMINE of a film to sell to people."
"OUTSTANDING!"

Meanwhile, over in the room, The Kat and Terri were talking.
"Did you just hear people outside that door?" The Kat asked.
"I think so," Terri replied.
"And did you just hear them talking about a 'video' of some sort?"
"I think I did." The Kat and Terri paled.
"WE'RE FUCKED!" They both exclaimed. They opened up the door to see the three running out into the stands.

To be continued...