"Look! There's Rogueport!" Donald exclaimed as Sora took a look. "Huh, interesting." Sora said as he was taking a look. "Let's park somewhere where no one can see us." Sora suggested as Donald nodded in agreement.

Rogueport (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"So I told my fellow Bob-omb if he wanted to go for her, go for it!" A Bob-omb said. "And how'd it go?" A Goomba asked. "She blew up on him, literally." Bob-omb said. "Damn, must've been blushing too hard." Goomba said as a shadow overpassed them as they looked up to see the Gummi Ship. "I TOLD YOU THE ALIEN INVASION WOULD START!" Goomba yelled at the Bob-omb. "Now hold on, don't Aliens appear in circular UFOS?" The Bob-omb asked.

The Gummi Ship landed behind the steps as the Bob-omb and Goomba hid behind some crates as the trio got out of the Gummi Ship. "Okay, the duck and the weird shaped weirdo I can understand, but a human? They're not aliens." The Bob-omb said. "We don't know that, they can bring out their weapons any second now."

"Wow, it stinks out here." Sora said. "I thought Rogueport would smell better." Goofy said. "Well, I guess we'll have to deal with this for now." Donald said.

Meanwhile...

"Hey sir, wake up, that's Rogueport!" The captain said as Mario opened his eyes. "Huh?" Mario wondered as he tipped his hat to see Rogueport. "Hey...that looks interesting." "Prepare to disembark!" The Captain exclaimed.

"I guess someone is already arriving." Sora said as he noticed the ship coming up. "Ah, who cares, let's just find Kairi." Donald said as Sora nodded and they walked forward to the steps.

"You sure you want to stop here? I mean, I did tell you about the dangers of Rogueport, didn't I?" "Yeah." Mario nodded as he stretched. "But I laugh at the face of danger anyways." Mario said. "Oh...okay, I won't stop you, just be careful." The captain said as he took off in the ship while Mario started walking.

"I wonder why Peach gave me this map inside the letter." Mario wondered as he looked at it. "Hmm, oh well, I'll save it for later." Mario said. "AAAH! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEP!" yelled a voice which got Mario's and Sora's attention. "Huh?" Sora wondered as Donald and Goofy took a look.

Danger! Enemy Encounter! (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

A pink Goomba was running and then stopped, turning around to see some big brute walking right for her. "Now now, no need to be so hasty. We know you have it." The brute said. "Now just give it to us nice and easy." He said. "Like I would EVER give it to someone like you, you creep!" "You know, I was trying to be nice, but you know what, never mind, I'll just take it from you by force."

"The amount of fights in that damn town is too damn high if you ask me." The Bob-omb said as Mario overheard this. "Mama mia..." Mario said as he walked forward, as the pink Goomba girl noticed him. "Hmph, like I would be with you, I'd rather hang out with this dude right here." Goombella said. "W-wait a minute, me?" Mario asked.

"Get out of our way, you chubby freak." The brute said as Mario took out his hammer. "I don't think so." Mario said. "So be it, I'll just MAKE you get out of the way."

"Hold it right there!" said a voice as Sora, Donald and Goofy landed right in front of Mario and the Goomba Girl. "The way you were treating this girl is SO not cool, you know." Sora said. "Oh great, more people in the way." The brute muttered. "You think you can get in the way from Lord Crump? I'LL JUST CLOBBER ALL OF YOU JUST TO GET TO THAT GIRL!" Crump exclaimed. "Well thank you for saving us the trouble to asking who you are." Sora said, taking out his Ultima as he looked behind him to see Mario. "Don't just stand there, fight!" "Oh, right." Mario said as he ran up and was next to Sora.

Rowdy Rumble (Kingdom Hearts II)

"IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!" Crump yelled as he ran over to Sora and tackled him, but Sora jumped up and used Firaga while Mario hammered him in the chest.

"Why you..." Crump said as he jumped up to squish Goofy, but he got out of the way and slammed his shield on his head. "FREEZE!" Donald yelled as he used Blizzaga on him. "Oh that is COLD." Crump exclaimed as he shivered when the Blizzaga hit him.

"TAKE THIS!" Mario yelled as he hammered Crump on the head, followed by Sora who used Thundaga on him. "YOOOOOOW!" Crump yelled. "Oh it's just a little electricity, no need to be a baby." Sora said which caused Mario to laugh.

Goofy used Goofy Tornado, which blasted Crump to a wall as Sora finished him off with a Firaga to the face.

"Oh my god, you guys are so COOL!" The Goomba Girl exclaimed. "Heh, well you know..." Sora said, rubbing his head.

"You guys sure are strong; I'll give you that..." Crump muttered. "However, I'm not going down this easily." Crump said as he whistled, as tons of X-Nauts surrounded them. "What the heck?" Sora asked. "PUNISH THEM!" Crump ordered as the X-Nauts jumped forward and tackled them all.

The Goomba Girl squeezed their way passed them and looked behind. "Quick, this way!" She said as they got out of there. "Let's just get out of here while they don't even notice." She said. "Good idea." Sora said. "Let's go!" She said. "Right." Mario said as they ran up the steps and ran off.

"W-wait a minute..." Crump said. "STOP!" He ordered as the X-Nauts stopped, as Crump noticed none of them were there anymore. "Uh...did any of you see them?" Crump asked. "Nope." "Uh, I didn't see anything." "You! Johnson! Did you see them?" "No...?"

Crump facepalmed at this and sighed. "Crud...they bolted..." He muttered.


In your FACE, Crump! HAHAHA!

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