Alright, next chapter is up, and OMG is this a weak start. Seriously, I'm not going to spoil anything, but you WILL notice a lot of Critical Research Failure for The Legend of Zelda ALMOST EVERYWHERE! Ugh! At least there's a chance you guys MIGHT like it.

Speaking of which, this fic is in desperate need of reviews. I know that this is a semi-popular story (I mean, it's nowhere near as popular as "The Wrath of Mewtwo" seems to be, but it does have some hefty views) and I'm sure there are those out there who are a little interested, but if this account is to continue running, then my stories need some reviews.

Anyway, let's move on.

Disclaimer: Super Smash Bros. belongs to Masahiro Sakurai. The various OCs that will appear in this fic belong to me and me alone.
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Close to ten-thousand years later, a young man named Link was in the woods training. A while back, Link saved the kingdom of Hyrule from an evil tyrant, and was now one of the palace guards of Hyrule Castle. The thing is, over the past five years, Link had developed a crush on the Hyrule matriarch, Princess Zelda, but she didn't seem to reciprocate in any way, and if she had dropped any hints, he didn't notice. But he knew that she had feelings for him, all he had to do was do something to really awaken them.

"HELP! HELP! Bulblins are attacking the village, again!" said one of Link's fellow villagers.

Not again, Link thought. That's the fifth time this week.

Five years ago, Link defeated the original King Bulblin, and his followers were so disgraced by this that he was dethroned. Now his replacement, Radoc, has been attacking Ordon Village, but as a royal guard Link was sworn to protect Zelda at all times. Of course there were six other really powerful guys with her at the time. So now it seems he's going to have to take down Radoc for the four hundredth time in a row.

Link had arrived at the village to see that the bulblins had ransacked the village. He readied his bow and arrow and shot directly at the bulblin in the back. But when the king saw his dead soldier, he attacked the place where the arrow came from, but nobody was there, except a squirrel. And when he returned to his battalion, only a dozen were left, all the other four hundred eighty-seven were slain.

"That must be a new record, 487 bulblins in ten minutes." said a voice from the trees. Link had apparently destroyed almost every last soldier in Radoc's army. "Now I want you and your, you call this an army, out of my village and never come back."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! No. I'm afraid it is you who will be leaving for good. You see this is a hostile takeover and I have already claimed your village as one of my outposts. Can't you see that flag with the bulblin symbol on it, uh, over there?" the king said as he pointed to a green flag with the Radoc's face on it, but Link shook his head "No".

"Well, anyway, I'm going to give you to the count of twenty to get yourself and everybody in this village, out of here, before I start killing."

"Wow, you can count that high? You must have just started Bulblin Kindergarten." said Link.

As smart as Link was, he was pretty tired from fighting off 487 bulblins in a row without a scratch, but he also wasn't about to let these morons take his home away from him.

Perhaps I can stop them, Link thought, Just keep on counting, morons.

Radoc got to fifteen. "16, 17, 18, 19, oh you're gonna wish you never messed with us bulblins, 20!" said the king. And with that, the battle for Ordon Village began.
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Before anyone asks: Yes, Radoc is one of my various OCs.

Anyway, since this chapter is rather short, you can expect the next one to accompany it.

Well, remember guys: Read & Review, and try not to be too harsh on the beginner.