Daily life with an Equestrian girl
By: Blur the Hedgehog
Disclaimer: Blur the Hedgehog does not own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic nor Daily Life with a Monster Girl. They are the property of their respective owners and subsidiaries. Thank you.
Summary: Twilight Sparkle finds an old note book in the chandelier in her castle. The note book contained Star Swirl the Bearded's formula for interdimensional travel. This discovery sparks her thirst for knowledge and she gets to work right away. How will this change Equestria and what will this mean for the inhabitants of the other worlds? Read and find out!
Chapter two: out on the town."Wow," a man with short curly brown hair said to his house guests after getting woke up by the smell of pancakes. "You two are up early." His house guests were a ten year old looking reptile boy wearing purple pants and a green t-shirt and a centaur like girl with a mini skirt and dress shirt. These two were spike and twilight sparkle, the representatives for Equestria. Spike was at the stove flipping the pancakes in the frypan while twilight was using a touch screen hand held computer to read some of the world's history. It had been a couple of days since they came through the portal and the curly man now had a rather large house so twilight wouldn't scrape her horn on the ceiling.
"Twilight tried to get me up earlier," spike said as he slid the last pancake onto the plate. "The only other time I had seen her this excited was when we were having our first winter wrap up in Ponyville." He then served up the pancakes to twilight and said, "Twilight, Kanji is down now."
"Oh good you're here." Twilight said as she looked up at the now identified Kanji. "I was hoping the three of us could walk around town. Miss Smith said it was to help me understand your society better."
"It would also seem spike is expecting she-who-failed-home-economics to show up." Kanji said as he saw the fourth plate of pancakes.
"Is someone talking about me?" a feminine voice said from the dining room door way. The voice belonged to none other than Sumike smith. "I was on my way to Kimihito's house when a most heavenly smell wafted out to the street."
"What were you going to talk to Kimi-chan about?" kanji asked as smith sat down at the table.
"Just want to know if he had time to help Papi with her paperwork." She said as she took a bite of spike's pancakes. "Wow these are really good."
"I try my best." Spike stated as the praise started to go to his head.
"You wouldn't be guilt tripping him into getting free labor, would you?" smith asked kanji thinking she could get a reaction from him.
"I thought that's what you did with your coworkers." Kanji fired back without missing a beat. This gained a chuckle from his house guests and a minor choking fit from smith. "However, in all seriousness, I can't stop someone from doing something if I'm asleep while they're doing it."
"I'm going to go freshen up before we head out today." Twilight stated seeing as she had already finished he breakfast. Spike held up a scroll and ticked something off the list.
"So," smith said as she gave spike a pleading look for more, "Have you and miss sparkle had sex yet?" this question caused spike to stumble at the implication behind it.
"I can assure you that I have been nothing but a gentleman to her." Kanji stated calmly, "My granny would come back from the dead to kick my ass if I wasn't."
"Are you sure about that?" smith asked looking over her sunglasses, "The thought never came across your mind. She is an attractive young woman in her own right."
"Are you asking me that as a part of your job or do you have another reason?" kanji asked sipping his coffee. His tone matched smith's perfectly, "Is your femininity threatened by all the extra species that have such great figures?" this caught both spike and smith off guard. "Or is it the fact you want to be the one having intimate relations with these beautiful women? That could cost you your job, you know?"
"I see you are not as effected by my accusations as Kimihito is," smith said after a small stare off, "Well played, good sir, well played."
"Were you two playing a game?" twilight asked as she entered the room. She was now wearing a tank top with her cutie mark on it and a bun pony tail hair style on the back of her head. Her top was tight enough to show off her modest c-cup bust.
"Something like that." Smith and kanji said however smith couldn't help but notice where kanji was looking. "You look nice by the way." Kanji added as he noticed smith's smirk. Twilight blushed at the compliment and nervously pawed the floor. "May I have the honor of showing your majesty around the town?" kanji asked with a formal and playful bow.
"You may indeed good sir." Twilight giggled as she bowed as well. The three of them then made their way to the park were twilight and spike first arrived. "Well, here's the gateway back to Equestria." Twilight stated as she pointed out the statue.
"It is very hard to believe that this statue went unnoticed until you came here." Kanji stated as he passed his hand through the gateway. "You think if anyone is watching the gate they'll see a hoof stick through the other side?"
"I'm pretty sure that it would be pinkie pie who would have that happen to her." Spike said as the comment made sense. Back in Equestria, said mare did see a hoof stick out of the mirror and wave at her. She quickly looped a braided bracelet around it as it pulled back inside. "Yup," spike said noticing the small plastic balloon charms on the cord, "Pinkie was definitely there."
"It's kind of cute to be honest." Kanji stated looking at the new accessory. "How about we hit the arcade now." When they got to the arcade, Kanji showed them the more popular games. Spike seemed to be a natural when it came to the motorcycle racing game. He told them he had taken rides on Scootaloo's scooter with her. With her four hooves, twilight was a wiz at the dancing games. Kanji then won for twilight a unicorn plushy and a dragon plushy for spike at the claw game. A pair of loud growls were heard and it turned out to be the group's stomachs.
"How about we get something to eat?" Kanji suggested thumbing toward a restaurant.
"Sounds good to me bro." spike stated with a thumbs up. However his statement caught the attention of a rather grotesque pair of humans. They were clearly a couple of punk rocker wannabes. They had started to make some offensive comments about spike but were ignored by the trio.
"Look at that horse chick." The male punk said as he noticed twilight.
"Yeah," the punk woman said, "She certainly looks horny." She and her boyfriend then started to laugh but were cut off at the sound of tearing metal. They looked at the group and saw that kanji had ripped a street sign in half and was hold the shorter half like a hatchet.
"You maggots got something to say?" He growled as he approached the punks. "I ASKED YOU MAGGOTS IF YOU HAD SOMETHING TO SAY!" his tone and demeanor changed to that of a drill Sargent. When the punks shook their heads he got in their faces and shouted, "THAT'S RIGHT! YOU GOT NOTHING TO SAY AND YOU'RE GOING TO CONTINUE TO SAY NOTHING UNTIL I TELL YOU TO SAY SOMETHING!" He then noticed all the people with their smart phones out taking pictures. "YOU RUBBER NECKS WANT SOME OF THIS TOO!" his aggressive posture and tone disappeared as quickly as it came. He walked over to the street sign and whipped out a blowtorch to fix the sign.
"You should date him." Spike said to twilight before his brain could stop his mouth.
"What?" she asked with a blush on her face. "Spike I barely know him."
"Well that fixes that." Kanji stated as he stood up from the now restored sign. He wiped the sweat from his brow and in twilight's perspective it sparkled in such a way to enhance his handsomeness.
"Twilight," spike said in a mocking tone, "You barely know him."
"Cheeky reptile." Twilight growled smacking spike upside the head.
"Hey!" they heard kanji shout at them. "Twilight, spike. Are we going to get some lunch or what?" he was standing next to an open door to a restaurant. The sign next to it claimed to seat and serve extra species clientele. During their meal twilight gave a brief history of Equestria and kanji gave one of earth. They then left the eating establishment and walked the streets.
"Wow!" twilight exclaimed as something caught her eye. "These look so pretty." She then dragged kanji and spike into the shop she saw. "It's amazing that this place serves extra species people here."
"Where did she drag us anyway?" spike asked as he was still recovering from the sudden change of direction.
'Kimi-chan I take back all the laughs I had at your expense.' Kanji thought as he saw where he was. He was in the same intimate under garment shop that Kimihito was drag into. "This is going to be awkward." Kanji stated. He watched as twilight looked at the racks and mannequins around the shop. She took quick notes about what she saw. 'I ask what ever holy entity that is listening, please don't let her ask me to help her with these garments.' Kanji prayed his hardest.
"Hey Kanji," said man cursed under his breath as twilight called him over. "Could you help me with these outfits?" Kanji noticed that the garments were from the centaur section and rather frilly and skimpy.
"Miss Sparkle," kanji said as he tried and failed to stop himself, "Are you trying to seduce me?" at the confused look on twilight's face he clarified, "In human culture, a female asking a male to help pick out skimpy under garments usually means they are going to have sex later."
"Oh." Twilight said while her head did a great impression of a ripe tomato. She used her magic to quickly return the selections back to the rack. She then quickly wrote something in her book that was a little rambley. "Let's get out of here, okay?"
"Yeah sounds good to me." Kanji stated as he and spike started to power walk to the entrance.
"You were right it was awkward." Spike stated when the trio were down the street from the store.
"I'm so sorry I dragged you into that store." Twilight lamented her face still very red. "I just saw how pretty they were and did not take into a count that they would be under the same category as the items that smith told me about." She sighed heavily, "I guess when you come from a place where clothes are only for special occasions one would forget that going naked everywhere is frowned upon."
"It was an honest mistake twilight." Kanji said patting her back. "This scenario happened before with Kimihito. Only Miia was trying to seduce Kimi-chan."
"Isn't that against the law?" twilight asked. She did feel happier that he wasn't making fun of her for it.
"Laws change all the time twilight." Kanji stated, "I get the feeling that sometime down the road the law will have an addition that would allow a human and extra species person to get married." Kanji looked at the sky and continued, "Miia seems to be the cunning and patient type of person to me. She's probably wearing him down so that when the law is changed she would be the best choice." He sighed, "However her plan has a gaping hole in it. Kimihito has a heart too big for his own good."
"You mean he would rather marry none of them if it meant that he would be breaking someone's heart because he only chose one." Spike said in a rather mature fashion.
"Yes that is precisely what I mean." Kanji stated. "How did you get my point so fast?"
"Twilight was in the same situation only with tickets to a fancy state dance than marriage." Spike replied.
"That makes sense." Kanji commented with a nod. Suddenly a drop of water hit his nose and he looked up. The sky was no covered in dark clouds and was starting to rain. The downpour was getting heavier by the second. The trio was running down the street trying to get out of the shower.
"In there!" spike shouted as he pointed at a door to a building. What they didn't know it was the same love hotel that Kimihito had ran into with Mia. After kanji payed for the room the trio went to get dry and warm.
'I get the point, oh gods of irony.' Kanji growled in his head. 'Never laugh at someone unless you want to be put in the same situation they were in.' he was currently sitting on the bed with spike in a chair near the heating vent. Twilight was in the shower warming up.
'What is wrong with me?' twilight berated herself, 'I shouldn't have these sort of feelings for a colt I barely know. Sure he is a sweet guy and admittedly he is kind of handsome.' She placed her hands over her heart as she thought about the two punk rockers. 'He was in total control of that situation. He reminded me so much of my brother. He also took responsibility for the damage he caused.' These thoughts then raised a question in her mind. 'Would I ruin any chance at a friendship if I told him how I feel? Should I try to ignore this?' the moment she thought that she felt like a knife struck her heart. 'I should tell him. He and I need to work this out. I can't let this get in the way of our friendship.' With a determined look on her face, she wrapped a towel around her head and chest.
"How was the shower twilight?" spike asked seeing her leave the bathroom.
"It was alright." She said as she walked up next to kanji. She bit her lip as a tense silence fell on the room. "I have something to tell you." Twilight stated breaking the quiet. "I know we haven't known each other more than a few days. You have shown great kindness in letting spike and I into your home, even if it was sprung on you without you knowing." Her dreamy sigh was heard by everyone in the room, "The way you stood up for us when those people were starting to make trouble for us show great bravery and loyalty. I know I shouldn't feel this way but I do."
"Twilight," kanji asked getting her point, "Do you like me? As in like me enough to maybe want to be my special someone?"
"Yes I do." Twilight said feeling a bit more confident. A look of determination came to her face as she stated, "If this relationship is going to work out, we are going to take things slow." She got a nod at that statement. She then started to hop around chanting yes not realizing the towels she wore had come off. That is until…
BOOM! The door to the room exploded getting everyone's attention. Five people in S.W.A.T. gear charged into the room pointing their guns ahead of them. The one in the middle too charge. "Hold it right there!" she shouted, "This is the extra species exchange security squad! We have gotten reports that…"
"I can assure you Ms. Smith that despite appearances, nothing lewd has happened between twilight, spike or myself." Kanji stated cutting Ms. Smith off. "While I commend you and your team for their hard work and diligence, most things found on Twitter are just wrong assumptions about a situation."
"What again?" one of the officers asked/shouted, "Man I never get to bust some criminal."
"Sorry Tanaka," kanji said to the disgruntled man, "Maybe next time." When he noticed that twilight had her clothes back on he asked, "Could we get a lift back home?"
"Sure," smith stated as the group made their way out of the building, "It is the least I can do after this unfortunate misunderstanding." It was at this time that those same punk rocker wannabes showed up.
"Hey it's that horse chick again." The guy said.
"What? EW, really?" the girl gasped. Further comments died in their throats as a wave of killer intent flooded the lobby. A purple miasma of rage billowed off of kanji as he ground his teeth together.
"GRRROOAAR!" he bellowed as he charged the offending pieces of excrement. His fists connected with their mouths and sent them flying out the door and across the street. "WHAT DID I GET DONE TELLING YOU MAGGOTS EARLIER?" he stood their glaring at them like a kaiju would glare at a tank. "Okay that was not the smartest thing I've done." Kanji stated as he sat in his living room with his hands bandaged. It turned out that punching bigoted jerks was a lot like punching a cinder block wall.
"It was epic none the less." Spike stated as he finished writing the incident into the messenger book. Twilight was busy casting a soothing spell on kanji.
"You really shouldn't resort to violence to solve problems like that." Twilight said in a tone that was both grateful and disappointed.
"Yeah, I know." Kanji sighed, "I'm a peaceful man by nature. However if someone is harassing my friends, I will defend them with all I have." He had his fist raised to eye level and in twilight's point of view he looked like one of those gallant knights in rarity's romance novels. "I was really hoping to cook you guys something tonight but with my hands messed up…"
"Don't you worry." Spike stated hopping off to the kitchen. "You get healed up and I'll deal with supper."
