Katsuki Bakugou was lounging in the common room with his best friend. Well, if he were to be honest- he and Kirishima were just sharing the same couch. Kirishima was busy watching weightlifting tip videos on his phone while Bakugou was texting away on his.

Kendou had sent him a picture of herself in sports bra flexing her arms with the message "look at these guns, babe"

Bakugou replied with a simple "that's hot" before telling her that he was going to send her some dick pics.

On the other end of the conversation, Kendou was freaking out at the prospect of receiving penis pictures courtesy of Bakugou. She knew that her boyfriend was a bit crude but she never thought he would send such pictures so early!

It was only when her phone buzzed with an image of Monoma attached to her boyfriend's message.

Huh...it was a "dick" pic alright.

"LOL"

"I impress myself sometimes. How did that copycat fucker react to the news of us being a thing?"

"I really don't know...he's been pretty quiet lately…"

"Alright"

Rather unexpectedly, Kirishima wrapped his arm around Bakugou before teasing his best friend.

"Looks like you and Kendou are happy together! I'm so hyped for you, bro!"

"Whatever, Shitty hair. It's not your business."

"As your best friend, it kinda is…"

Bakugou rolled his eyes "the only relationship you should care about is your own. I mean it took you fucking months to ask Round face out, you better have her on lockdown."

Kirishima rubbed the back of his neck nervously. "Cut me some slack! I thought Ochako was into you for the longest time but then it looked like she was super into Midoriya for a while."

"I know...you kept whining to me about how Round face spent so much time with him and I had to set your ass straight by telling you that he's her best friend."

"Yet your dumbass still wasn't convinced that Round face wasn't dating Deku until you saw him hand in hand with Raccoon Eyes"

Kirishima sighed "alright dude, I admit defeat…"

Bakugou kept in going "Even after you knew that she wasn't into Deku you were still too much of a punk to ask her out. If I remember correctly she gave you some really obvious signs when she suddenly wanted to start working out with you and yet you still didn't catch on until she just grabbed your ass while you were lifting weights"

Kirishima had his head down in shame while Bakugou just kept laughing at him

"Alright dude, way to lay it into a guy…"

"Just telling you the truth, Shitty hair. Don't fucking hesitate to be bold when around Round face. She's a lot tougher than she looks and I know that first hand."

Kirishima nodded "Yeah, I guess you're right."

Bakugou glanced at the time on his phone before rolling his shoulders "Aight Shitty hair, I gotta go hit the gym"

Kirishima opened his mouth to protest but Bakugou cut him off "I know you're supposed to meet with Round face soon, she talks my fucking ear off about you. I'm going with Kendou"

Bakugou glared when he saw a grin creep on Kirishima's face

"I swear to fucking God that if you say something I'm gonna shove my foot so hard up your ass you're going to use shoe polish as mouthwash!"

"Uh-huh" Kirishima was clearly not phased by Bakugou's empty threats "I bet you guys are planning a hell of a work out regimen" Kirishima wiggled his eyebrows as he said this

"Fuck off, we're not planning to do anything stupid"

While Bakugou was being hounded by Kirishima; Kendou shared the same fate with Tetsu and Pony.

"You texting Bakugou, Kendou?" Tetsu shot her an intrigued glance. "He must have told you a funny ass joke since you're basically in tears right now."

"He just told me that he was going to send me a dick pic and then sent me a picture of Monoma."

Tetsu and Pony mirrored her reaction and startling giggling uncontrollably at the visual pun.

"I gotta say that I'm happy that you two are cool with me dating him. I was afraid that you'd be apprehensive about the idea of Bakugou as my boyfriend"

Tetsu waved off his concerns "I mean, if Bakugou is good enough to be my bro Kirishima's best friend then he's good enough to be my best friend's boyfriend!"

Pony added to his statement "Yes. You are smart Kendou, we trust in you."

Kendou sighed in relief. If her best friend didn't like her boyfriend things would get too complicated.

"Wow Pony, your Japanese has really improved! I'm guessing Tetsu is giving you some extra tutoring?"

Pony blushed while Tetsu grinned triumphantly "Damn right I am!"

"Nevertheless, I'm still shocked about the amount of people that care so much about my dating life. A couple days back I walked past Vlad and he stopped me and asked "if the rumors about me dating someone were true" I felt like I was gonna explode."

Tetsutetsu put a finger to his lip quizzically "Well it makes sense that you would garner a reaction like that. You're the class rep and a lot of our classmates sorta put you on a pedestal. If you were dating anyone else I doubt the reaction would be much different."

Kendou often forgot that due to his "tetsu-ness" that Tetsu was pretty bright in contrast to his un-official twin, Kirishima. He was always her biggest competition for the number one rank in class with Monoma at a distant third. It's just when it came to practical hero work, Tetsu fought with his heart rather than brains.

He was right about the aura she gave off though. She just realized why Iida started a relationship with a girl who went to a different school and rarely talked about her to anyone. No doubt he would be receiving the same treatment.

"Damn you got a point" the buzz from her phone gave Kendou a reminder

"Aw crap, gotta go to the gym with Bakugou!"

Pony and Tetsu glanced at each other before giving a smirk

"And just what are you two smiling at?"

"Nothing...just go to the gym, alright? Me and Pony are more than happy to be alone here. Just as we're sure that you're more than happy to spend time with your boyfriend."

Kendou walked away, choosing not to dignify him with a response


As soon as Bakugou and Kendou entered the gym Bakugou pinned her to the wall and started roughly kissing her. Kendou was surprised at first but quickly matched her boyfriends pace as her hands grabbed the back of his head to deepen the kiss.

By the time they were finished the both of them were a panting mess

"You taste so fucking good, Kendou. What kind of lip gloss do you use?"

Kendou smirked back at him "It's good to see you two after a long day of class, Bakugou. I don't use gloss by the way. It's just some lip balm...My lips chap super quickly so I put it on constantly. It's passionfruit flavour by the way."

Kendou smiled when she saw how flushed Bakugou was. The fact that he got like this everytime they were together was just simply too adorable in her eyes. He always fancied himself as this unflappable badass but as soon as he got close to her he melted like an ice sculpture in the Sahara.

She grabbed his hand which caused him to flinch "So how did your class react to the new of...you know, us?"

Bakugou took a second to get his bearings together "Well Four eyes was cool with it obviously and of course Shitty hair and Round face were fucking overjoyed"

"What about the rest?"

"Deku and Racoon eyes decided to fucking tease me about it and I would have kicked Deku's ass if I wasn't in such a good mood"

"Wait" Kendou stopped him with a confused expression on her face "Deku is Midoriya right? So who is Racoon eyes? Sorry but I'm having a hard time keeping up with your nicknames"

"Racoon eyes is Ashido and you're right about Deku being Midoriya"

Kendou's eyes widened in surprise "Wait, you mean to say Midoriya was teasing you?"

Bakugou grunted "Yeah the little fucker used to be a fucking wuss back when we were kids. But after getting together with Racoon Eyes and rescuing me he seemed to grow a spine and doesn't take any of my shit anymore. It's actually kinda exciting...I'm not even sure if I can beat him in a fair fight now that he has ranged attack with those air blasts he does."

"Wow...admitting someone could take you on?" Kendou raised a single eyebrow

"Well you don't get to be the best without sizing up everyone else and knowing who could take you on so you could kick their asses later. Deku, Icyhot, and Four eyes are my top competition."

"I thought you and Iida were cool?"

"We are. Doesn't stop him him from being my competition. We both know that we're aiming for the top and it would be a fucking insult to hold back just because we're cool with each other'

"Wow...that's thoughtful and kinda douchey"

"How about the guys from your class? How did they react?"

Kendou sighed before pinching the bridge of her nose "Aside from Tetsu and Pony it was really annoying. Everyone kept asking me their stupid questions!"

Bakugou crossed his arms "That sounds about right...that's the reason why Four eyes is dating someone from across the country. Can't have stalking fuckers spy on your date when you don't go to the same school."

Bakugou noticed her groan and deflate at the notion of constantly having gossip spread about them.

"You know if you don't want all this bullshit drama we don't have be-"

Kendou glared him before grabbing the sides of his face "Oh no! I am not letting a bunch of stupid fucking gossip come in between us! If any dumbass wants to talk shit about us then they're going to have to say it to my face!"

Bakugou felt is face heat up "Y-You're really hot when you curse…"

Kendou's expression changed from furious to befuddled before finally settling on a pleasant smile "You're adorable sometimes, you know that? I don't believe you could intimidate anyone"

Bakugou huffed "Well that's because you only see my good side...I'm really dangerous" Bakugou emphasized the last word like he was in a terrible B-movie

In response Kendou started poking at his ribs until he started shaking with laughter. In the past few weeks together Kendou learned that Bakugou was pretty ticklish and he also had what was possibly the ugliest laugh in the world. It sounded like the ghost of a donkey haunting a broken accordion.

but the fact that he felt safe enough to laugh like an idiot in her presence made her feel warm inside.

After Bakugou was done laughing like an idiot as a result of his girlfriends ministrations he realized that he just called himself dangerous beforehand and looked at Kendou.

"Wow...you weren't lying when you said you were dangerous. I'm petrified."

In response Bakugou stuck his tongue out like a petulant child


When Tenya Iida looked at the smiling faces of both Bakugou and Kendou he felt contented with the fact that he held a small part in getting those two together.

Kendou was a good friend of his and despite Bakugou's rather...crude behavior at times he knew that deep down the two were pretty good friends. After all, Bakugou wouldn't have set him up with his gorgeous girlfriend if the explosive blonde didn't think he was good enough for her.

Yes, Iida was happy that those two found happiness with each other.

Most of the time

When they weren't viciously making out in the library.

"Would you two show some restraint and not perform such acts in the library? In front of me?!"

Bakugou stopped the kiss before looking at him with a smug grin. "Don't fucking try to take the moral high ground here Four eyes. Just last week your girlfriend bragged about how you went to her school and she blew-"

Iida cut him off, his arms flailing like he was a windmill "Blew my mind by showing me how extensive the libraries at Shiketsu were!" Iida glared daggers at his smug friends face

"Besides when she blew my mind we were in a secluded area of the library; far away from any prying eyes that might report our activities and tarnish the reputation of our schools."

Bakugou understood Iida's implication and gave him a nod before taking Kendou's hand and traveling to the back of the library.

"Why did Iida seem so flustered back there?"

"I was teasing him about his girl." Bakugou was glad that Camie texted him what they done even though the mental image of Iida having sex made him shudder in revulsion.

"Let's stay back here where we can make-out without any of the extras losing their minds over us."

Kendou's lips curved into a grin as she tackled Bakugou onto the table before pinning him down.

Bakugou never thought he'd be manhandled by a girl like this but the sight of Kendou inching closer to him sent a shiver down his spine.

Oh yeah...she was the one for him.