"Man I am booooreeed..." whined the denom thing named Him. "Wait maybe there's something excellent on TV!"
Him then turned on the TV. On the TV was the Amoeba boys stealing an orange. AN ORANGE! Him palm-faced. How stupid were these idiots...he could do sooooo much better.
"ROB A BANK YOU DUMMIES!" Him said shouting at the TV. "THIS IS WORSER THAN THE TIME SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK STOLE A BALLOON AND WENT TO JAIL FOR 2 SECONDS! PUNKS!"
Him turned the tv once more. This time it was Fuzzy the hillbilly or whatever his name is. He was singing a song to an old lady. "OK I've GOT to see this!"
Give me grits...some taters...some bacon...get me some big ol' frog legs with a siiiiiiiide of haaaaaash broooooowns! Or I'll shoot you in the eeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeees!"
"Oh that's some good ol' singing sonny!" said the granny. "What's it about?"
"It means..."then Fuzzy pulled out a hillbilly shotgun. "GET ME SOME DAG GUM GRITS,SUM TATERS,SUM BACON,AND SUM BIG OL' FROG LEGS OR I'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE EYES YOU OL' BAT!"
"B-b-but...I ain't got none!"
"YOU AIN'T GOT NONE?" Fuzzy put his gun down. "WELL AIN'T THIS HILLYBILLY'S R US?!"
"NO! This here is Reba's women's store!"
"Oh..."
"Idiot..." Him rolled his eyes. "Next..."
The next channel showed the three PPGs playing something on a tv screen. Bubbles was yelling about a turtle and Blossom was whining(as usual) that Buttercup was cheating because you can't beat up your sidekicks.
"Hmm..." Him was now interested. "I must play this interesting game...I'm sure they won't mind..."
Him then got up from his couch and headed towards the teleporting stations."I swear if I end back in that my little pony realm I'm gonna throw up rainbows and sparkles for a week..."
Him shuddered at the memory of the terrible place.
I'll do a chapter of Him and Buttercup vs the my little pony gang (Twilight Sparkle, Apple Jack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy) later on and a flashback.
