Me: Hey guys, I wasn't planning on doing this unless you ask me to and since you enjoyed it so much I decided to make Chapter 2.

Batman: Hey TheBatman15, wanna hear a joke?

Me: Uuumm sure but Batman isn't supposed to say jokes.

Batman: Trust me, knock knock...

Me: Wh- Who's there?

Batman: Not Batman cause he doesn't use doors.

Me: Uuumm.. *laughs nervously* I think I know why Batman doesn't make jokes, Oh and I don't own Joung Justice, Batman or anything famous.


Desmond: "We had a small fire here at Project Cadmus, the origin of the incident is still unclear.."

Seriously? You are experimenting with G-Genoms and treating them like lab rats and making them do what you want... I think they pretty much hate you.. so you didn't think for a second who is the cause?

"...but it seem to have attracted unwanted attention" Desmond finished "Three sidekicks: Robin, Aqualad and Kid Flash breached security, they found and released the weapon.. The Superboy. Of course the clone is under our telepathic control and as ordered turned against his would be liberators.. the three are contained and we don't believe the League knows they are here.

And you couldn't just say 'There was a fire for some reason and Kid Flash, Robin and Aqualad came and found the Superboy, set him free but he turned on them and we don't think the League knows they are here'? You've been babbling on and on instead of saying one sentence.

"What should I do with them?" Desmond asked.

Hhhmm.. what should a guy who clones superheroes without them knowing do with three unconscious superheroes? Hhhmm that's a tough one.

"Clone them"

Told you

"The substitutes will serve the Light.. and only the Light"

Desmond: "And the originals?"

"Dispose of them, leave no trace"


Washington, D.C.

July 5, 00:01 EDT

You must awaken.. you must awaken now

A voice comes from no where and Kid Flash wakes up, he looked at the Superboy glarring at him.

Kid Flash: "What? What do you want? Quit starring, you're creeping me out"

Robin: "Uh, KF? How 'bout we not tick off the guy who can fry us with a look?"

If he wanted to fry you he would have already.

"Prepare the cloning processor for the new project: Sidekick, now" Desmond says.

"Almost done here Doc" Guardian said.

"Where's the weapon?" Desmond asks.

"Superboy? He carried the intouders to the cloning chamber" Guardian asked.

"We have Genoms for that,

Well.. Superboy is a Genomorph, so.. your point?

put the weapon back in his pot, now" Desmond said.

"I don't see the harm in letting the boy stretch his legs" Guardian said.

"Don't you now?" Desmond asks and the creatures hornes glow red.

"That clone belongs in a cage" Guardian said.

Aqualad: "we only saw to help you"

Kid Flash: "Yeah, we free you and you turn on us, how's that for grad-".

Aqualad: "Kid, please, be quiet now, I believe our new friend was not in full control of his actions".

Robin pulls out something.

Superboy: "What if I- What if I wasn't?"

Kid Flash: "He can talk?"

Superboy: "Yes, he can".

What did he do wrong? You didn't talk the whole time.. you just.. glared.

Robin and Aqualad look at KF.

Kid Flash: "Not like I said 'it' ".

Aqualad: "The Genoms taught you, telepathically".

Superboy: "They taught me much, I can read, write, I know the names of things".

Robin: "But have you seen them? Have they ever actually let you see the sky? Or the sun?"

Superboy: "Imagies are planted in my mind.. but no, I have not seen them".

Aqualad: "Do you know what you are? WHO you are?"

Superboy (I accidentally wrote that Superboty.. hahaha that will never leave my brain): "I'm the Superboy

Why THE Superboy? It's like he is objectifying himself.. he's Super-fying himself.. THE Robin.. Roba-fying.. THE Batman.. Bata-fying.. wait we do say THE Batman.. hhhmm... where is this joke going?

"A Genomorph, a clone made of the DNA of The Superman" Superboy continues.

Super-fying.

"Created to replace him, should he perish. To destroy him should he turn from the light" Superboy finishes.

Or if someone controls his mind which happens EVERY F*CKING TIME.

Aqualad: "To be like Superman is a worthy aspiration, but like Superman, you deserve a life of your own, beyond that solar suit, beyond your pod, beyond Cadmus".

Superboy snaps: "I live because of Cadmus, it is my home".

Riiiiight because that pod screams 'Living the Life to the fullest'. Com'on they are holding you in that test tube what kind of life is that?

Robin: "Your home is a test tube, we can show you the sun".

Kid Flash: "Aaahh pretty sure it's after midnight but we could show you the moon".

Aqualad: "We could show you.. introduce you to Superman".

"No, they can't, they'll be otherwise occupied" Desmond says.

The door was f*cking closed, you definitely couldn't hear what they said before it opened.

And didn't Guardian go ALONE to retrieve Superboy at the last scene? Why is Desmond and.. whoever she is here?

And that doctor haven't said a word the ENTIRE time... like.. at ALL.

"Activate the cloning process" Desmond said.

"Pass, Batcave is crowded enough" Robin said.

No it isn't, at this time there is only You, Batman and Alfred.. Jason probably isn't Robin now and I am pretty sure Barbara isn't Batgirl yet. If you thinks this is crowded wait till you have three adopted brothers, an adopted sister and two other Batgirls running around.

Desmond: "And get the weapon back in it's pod".

Kid Flash: "Hey how come he gets to call Supey an 'it'?"

Aqualad: "Help us"

Guardian tried to take Superboy but Superboy shrugs his sholder.

Desmond: "Don't start thinking now".

Yes you just keep on giving Superboy more reasons to hate you and want to turn on you.

The Genom jumps on his shoulder and his hornes glow red.

Desmond: "See you're not a real boy, you're a weapon and you belong to me, well, to Cadmus, same thing, now get back to your pod".

*sighs*

Superboy leaves.

The three sidekicks are being.. electrocuted? Meaning they will clone them now.

And there is something red moving.

Desmond: "Where is dubbilex? oh, lurking as usual".

He appears right behind him.

"Get the Genoms downloading their memories, when that's done delete the source material" Desmond says.

Here we go.. making a simple three word sentence an hour long.

Aqualad whispers: "Superboy, you live, that gives you the right to follow your own path, a weapon or a person, the choice is yours but ask yourself: What would Superman do?"

Couldn't you tell him that like ten minutes ago when you were alone with him so he could have freed you and you could have gotten the element of surprise with you?

Superboy stops walking.

Superboy breaks the door and lifts it.

Where is The Genom that was with him?

Also if he control Supey then I'm pretty sure he would have forced him not to listen to Aqualad.. I mean he was able to make him do what he wanted a few moments ago.

The electrocution thing stops.

How is breaking the door stop the cloning process?

"I told you to get back to your-" Desmond starts as the three start running to stop him but he pushes all of them away.

The female doctor isn't moving even when all of the others are thrown away in one move.

Superboy: "Don't give me orders".

Kid Flash: "You're here to help us or fry us?"

Superboy: "Huh.. I don't seem to have heat vision so I suppose helping is my only option".

Robin frees himself.

Robin: Lucky Batman isn't here; he'd have my head for taking so long!

Kid Flash: Seriously? That's what you're worried about. The whole League will have our heads after tonight!

Robin presses a button on the control board.

The female doctor is supposed to be near the control board since I didn't see her run away. Where is she? Huh?

Robin: "Free Aqualad, I'll get Kid Mouth".

Superboy: "Don't you give me orders either".

Aaaand now I'm going to do exactly what you told me to do.. but I am NOT taking orders from you.

Superboy frees Aqualad.

Aqualad: "Thank you".

Supey nods.

Robin frees Kid Flash.

"You'll never get out of here, I'll have you in pods by morning" Desmond says as the four start running.

"That guy is not whelmed, not whelmed at all" Robin says as he throw Batarangs.

"What is it with you and this 'wheelmed' thing?" Kid Flash asks and the two run.

The Batarangs hit the pods and explode making a fire.

Wait, they are setting a fire when they originally came to this mission to set off a fire?

"Activate every Genomorph in Cadmus" Desmond says as the Genom hops on his shoulder and his hornes grow red.

Aqualad: "We are still 42 levels below ground but if we can make the elevator..."

Huge Genoms step in.

Seriously? Didn't they teach you in Sidekicks 101 that no mission is finished if you don't knock down a building or a two?

The four stop and look behind them and Genoms start coming out of red shells.

Com'on you came to prove you can win a fight, just knock down on or two of the huge ones and use them to knock the others and get in the elevator.. piece a cake.

They start fighting.

Aqualad: "Superboy, the goal is escape not to bury ourselves here".

Superboy: "YOU WANNA ESCAPE".

Aquald opens the elevator door but there is no elevator, Kid Flash jumps on the side and Robin uses his hook.

Superboy takes Aquald and jumps.

Superboy: "I- I'm falling".

No shit sherlock.

Also why is he surprised? He wasn't surprise when he didn't have heat vision, why is this a shock?

Robin helps the two.

Superboy: "Superman can fly, why can't I fly?"

Kid Flash: "Don't know, but it seems you can leap twenty bulidings in a single bounce, still cool".

KF helps the two to stand on their feet.

Superboy: "Thank you".

Robin: "Guys, this will have to be our exit".

They bust the elevator doors open and jump in the building before the elevator comes at them.

You know.. only Cartoons are this lucky.

The Genoms start chassing them.

"Turn left, brother" Superboy hears a voice.

Is he hearing this because someone is in his head or is it because he has Super hearing?

"Go left" Superboy says and they all go left.

Yes, listen to the stranger's voice.

And why are they trusting Superboy to tell them where to go? He never actually been here before.

"Turn right"

Superboy: "Right".

They turn right.

Kid Flash: "Great directions Supey, you trying to get us re-podded?"

Superboy: "No, I- I don't understand.."

Robin: "Don't apologise, this is perfect".

The Genoms come and see the air vents are open.

They had time to open the air vents, climb up one by one and going so far that the Genoms can't catch them before the Genoms arrived but they couldn't go back and make another turn?

And why not close it behind them? Robin has almost everything in his utility belt I'm pretty sure they can even Weld it to close.

The four are walking through the air vents

[[Cutting to when KF hit the wall.. minute 10:50]]

KF falls down.

Aqualad: "We are cut off from the street".

Kid Flash: "Thanks, my head hadn't noticed".

Superboy hits it and tries to open it and Aqualad helps.

Oh com'on, if Superboy can't open it what deference will you make?

Robin: "Can't hack this fast enough, this way".

Robin kicks a secret door and the four run that way.

Why do they have a secret door in a SECRET building? The only way they could use this is if someone was chassing them from one side and the door closed at the other side.. and they pretty much control that door.

The four find a bunch of Genoms and Guardian, the other Genoms come from behind them and the four get into fighting position.

[[Cutting to after Guardian gets control of himself.. minute 12:23]]

"I think not" Desmond's voice comes and all of them turn "Project Blockbuster will give me the power to restore order Cadmus".

He drinks it and turns to Blockbuster.

Why doesn't he need glasses anymore? Why is it that everytime someone get mutated he takes his glasses off? Just because you are a Mutated Human that doesn't change the fact that you need glasses.

And why is his glasses broken? They just fell, I thrown my friend's glasses out the window when she was annoying me and we played Catch with it and it was fine.

Guardian: "Everyone back".

[[Cutting to after the fight.. minute 16:45]]

They are the only team I know who goes to put out a fire.. and destroys a whole building.

Kid Flash: "See? The moon".

Superboy looks at the moon.

Liars. In July 5th 2010 at Washington D.C. the moon wasn't full... it wasn't a full moon and you are LIARS.

Superman appears flying.

Kid Flash: "Oh, and Superman, do we keep our promises or what?"

Superboy comes close and shows them the res S symbol, Superman is surprised at first, Superboy smiles, Superman glares, Superboy frowns.

Batman: "Is that what I think it is?"

Kid Flash: "He doesn't like being called an 'it' ".

Superboy: "I'm Superman's clone".

The League are ALL shocked.

Batman: "Start talking".

Because only Batman can order Supey around.

Superman *sighs*: "We'll figure something out for you.. the League will, I mean, for now.. I'd.. better make sure they.. get that Blockbuster creature away".

He flies off.

Yeah good technics Superman.. Is that how you'll treat you and Lois' son? And yes I know his wife will be Lois BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUS.

Batman: "Cadmus will be investigated, all 52 levels but let's make one thing clear.."

Flash: "You should've called".

Batman: "End results aside, we are not happy, you hacked Justice League system, disobeyed direct orders and endangered lives.. you will NOT be doing this again".

What? Can't they just tell them they tried to contact them but there was no signal cause they were 52 levels beneath ground? I mean.. they won't be lying.

Aqualad: "I am sorry, but we will".

Aquaman: "Aqualad, stand down".

Why is Aquaman always the one shutting everyone up when they talk back? You see Raj was right Aquaman sucks.

Aqualad: "Apologies my king, but no".

Why is Aquaman surprised? Didn't he expect this when he agreed to be a mentor that some day he won't listen to you? HEY AQUAMAN go read a book about parenting.. or Teenagers!

Aqualad: "We did good work out here tonight, the work you trained us to do, together, on our own we forged something powerful, important".

Why is Aqualad doing all the talk? You see Robin? This is why he will be Team Leader and you won't be.

Flash: "If this is about your treatment at the hall, the three of you.."

Kid Flash: "The four of us, and it's not".

Robin: "But Batman we're ready to use what you taught us. Or why teach us at all?"

Superboy: "Why let them tell us what to do? It's simple, get on board or get out of the way".


Mount Justice

July 8, 08:04 EDT

Batman: "This cave was the original secret sanctuary of the Justice League, we're calling it to service again, since you four are determinant to stay together and fight the good fight, you'll do it on League terms".

So you will be bossed around by the League like usual.. but you will be bossed around together.

"Red Tornado voulnteered to live here and be your supervisor".

Or Babysitter.

"Black Canary's incharge of training"

They are STILL not trained enough? The only thing they need to learn is Team work.. and they already did that.

"I will deploy you on missions" Batman says.

Robin: "Real missions?"

Batman: "Yes, but covert".

So all the fun, none of the glory?

Flash: "The League will still handle the obvious stuff.. there's a reason we have this big targets on our chest".

Aquaman: "But Cadmus proves the bad guys are getting smarter, Batman needs a team that can operate on the sly".

Yes because Batman can't operate on the sly... only teenagers can do it.. *sighs*

Batman: "The five of you will be that team".

Robin: "Cool, wait, five?"

They turn.

Batman: "This is The Martian ManHunter's niece".

Marti-fying (Read Marshi-fying Just so you know).

"..Miss Martian".

Miss Martian: "Hi".

Kid Flash: "Liking this gig more every minute".

She didn't hear that?

Kid Flash: "Welcome aboard, I'm Kid Flash, that's Robin, Aqualad, it's cool if you forget their names".

Yeah you just forget the guy that can kill you in a punch.

Miss Martian: "I'm honored to be included".

Robin: "Hey Superboy, come meet Miss M".

Supey comes, Miss M changes her top to black "I like your T-shirt".

Supey smiles, Rob elbows him and KF speeds over putting his arm around Supey's shoulders.

Oh com'on KF don't tell me you don't see it?

Aqualad: "Today is the day".

Why is he looking at Rob only?


"Cadmus changes today, with Desmond out of the picture the board's placed me in charge"

Oh.. you mean the same Board that ORDERED Desmond to clone Superman and the three Sidekicks.. oh okay.

"This is a kinder gentler Cadmus"

"Then I will of course help with in anyway I can brother"

"Eventually everyone sees The Light"

Let's bet on it.

And this scene is just so unuseful, it just tells you that someone you don't know is planning something that you don't know... What? Why?


TOTAL SINS: 61

SENTENCE: Liking this gig more every minute