Hello, world! I'm sorry I've been so absent on everything as of late, we've been having internet problems and I'm currently writing this at McDonald's on their wifi (which is pretty bad) and my mom is trying to get me to get off my phone and stuff. And now the fanfic!


FW grinned wildly and shot a look behind her. Will swung up onto Cropper and she snickered. Does he never learn? A few seconds later he was flying off a wildly bucking horse.

She shook her head and looked down at the Magic Coffee, and decided to make it once she was far away enough. And so, typing furiously into that strange box, she urged Tug to even greater speeds.

"And...now!" She cried, waving her hand in the air. Suddenly they appeared in Nihon-Ja and some neon-orange glitter raced away to join with Halt. She snickered again and made a fire, rubbing to sticks together furiously.

"Wait, why am I even doing this?" FW muttered, tossing the sticks away. She then doused the fire-to-be in some liquid from wherever she's from the struck a small stick against a box. When it burst into fire (after many, many attempts, even breaking three), she tossed it into the pile of doused branches which exploded into fire with a loud WOOSH!

Then Magic Coffee was made.

Then she drank it.

All of it.

Her normally grey eyes glowed silver and widened immensely. Vibrating, she sprinted back to Araluen. And when I say sprinted, I mean she jogged. However, it looked like sprinting back of how fast she was going. No, it was more of a flash of lightning. She's the girl-Flash.

"Hi Will!" she said, tapping his shoulder before zipping away before he saw her.


Will sat on a hay bale (which had magically appeared just for the purpose) rubbing his shoulder. He had landed particularly hard on it. 'Cropper should know me,' he thought to himself. 'I rode his pre-Cropper for Pete's sake!'

"Hi Will!" he turned around, hearing that girl, Frozen Waffle, but when he had turned she wasn't there.

"What?" Halt asked. "Going insane?"

"No," Will said automatically. "I just thought I heard FW. Plus I felt a tap on my shoulder."

"Do I even need to explain?" Halt said, and had he been any normal (and sane) person he would've cracked a grin.

"Hi Malcolm!" Malcolm turned, hearing the girl, but she wasn't there.

"See!" Will said, gesturing. "He's insane too!"

"I," Malcolm started dramatically, "am not insane." Will snickered.

Then she appeared in the middle of all fourteen of them (excluding the horses).

"Hi guys!" She cried, a mischievous grin spread across her face. Halt glared, her being the cause of his glittery-problems.

"Would you please," Halt said, his voice dripping with sarcasm, "take the glitter off." It was not a question.

"But it looks so good on you!" FW squealed. She looked thoughtfully at him before snapping her fingers. The glitter poofed away and she looked thoughtfully at him again. "Hmm, I'm thinking maybe..." The girl trailed off before snapping her fingers again. Pink glitter coated Halt and he drew his saxe, just barely managing to not throw it.

"Ok, ok, pink is not your colour!" She said, laughing. With another snap, the pink was replaced with green. Neon green, to be exact. "Perfect!" she cried, and pretty much everyone there fell over laughing, or at the very least leaned a supporting hand across whatever he/she may be sitting on.

Another snap and Morgarath appeared.

"Why you littl-"

"NO BAD WORDS!" A random village girl screamed, running by the group.

"-e twerp," Halt finished.

A fail at snapping, followed by some words muffled by the girl (sounding a bit like 'bleh bleh blehy bleh') followed by a fairly bad snap.

Morgarath started bawling and he fell to the ground, curling around a little teddy bear.

Then the world exploded.

Ok, not quite. But the equivalent happened. Halt, grim, straight-faced Halt, started laughing. And no, not just a muffled chuckle, but all-out laughing. He bent over double, holding his stomach and he had to gasp for breath.

"Halt. Are you...laughing?" Gilan asked tentatively, awestruck that a strange stranger could do this.

"No," Halt said, straightening up. His face was a serious as ever. Morgarath let lose another bawl, causing Halt to, well, not laugh, per say, but more of a straight-faced laugh. He laughed without smiling.

"I think Halt is a wizard, to be able to do that," Malcolm said.

"Says the wizard," Will said, a grin on his face.

"MAGIC COFFEE!" FW shouted, falling to the ground. Her breath came in little gasps. "NEED MAGIC COFFEE, NNOOOOOOWWWWWW."

"?" No, Will literally said that. He did the sound for it. It was squick, pt.'

"Welp, that was fun," FW said, popping up off the ground. She reached into a little golden sack and withdrew something they couldn't make out and popped it into her mouth. Then she sped off.

"Looks like she dropped something," Halt said with a wolf-like smile, holding up the bag containing the Magic Coffee. Then he dumped it into his mouth.

Halt's eyes glowed golden, and they widened, his hair standing on end. Will fainted, and little kids sang out around the world. Halt grinned malevolently.