Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor am I J.K. Rowling. If I did, the title would be changed to Hermione Granger, though it would sound less attractive…
The ASSUME quote comes from the Hannibal series by Thomas Harris. He is a wonderful author, deeply psychological.
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Ginny's (distorted) POV
I can't believe it. My one-shot at gaining Hermione's admiration and possible love was dashed. I can't believe it! It's just my own horrible luck!
Sigh. I had to find another way to get to my dear Hermione. But who could I get? Hermione was madly in love with Harry, but Harry has a secret crush on Cho Chang. It was pretty obvious, the way he was staring at her. This relationship was getting pretty complicated. I just wished that it was an old-fashioned love triangle. Or love hexagon. Or something else. It was just a straight line. Who ever had of a love line?!?!?!
Potions. How I hate Potions. There's that greasy git Snape. I wonder if he has ever fallen in love. Sigh. My dearest brother Ron Weasley had cultivated in me hatred for the only Potions Master in the whole of Hogwarts. How convenient
I kept thinking of dear Hermione, of how her bushy hair shined softly in the Hall during breakfast. I kept thinking of how she daintily nibbled her toast. I kept thinking of how her eyes flashed whenever Ron interrupted her conversation with Harry, so unlike the way Snape was glaring at me right now…
WAIT!!! Snape was GLARING at ME!?!?! OMG! What was I going to do? I was panicking, my breath coming out in puffs. What did he want me to do? Oh yeah, explain the key ingredients in the Shrinking Potion. How many were there? About five or six? Do you know what they are? Sorry, my brain isn't a Potions book.
"We are waiting for your answer, Ms Weasley. Would you care to enlighten us? Or would you like to explain why you had a such dreamy expression on your face instead of concentrating on this lesson?" Drats. He knows.
"If you can't stop dreaming of Harry Potter, I will help you. Detention, Weasley. And I assumed that Potter was your brother's best friend."
Assume, huh? Assume makes and ASS out of yoU and Me. Wait, did you just say HARRY POTTER?
Ok, at least it's better that way. I know Snape hates homosexual relationships. He totally failed Andrea and Sheryl because he caught them snogging in his classroom. That is what I call plain stupidity.
A Slytherin, Zac Blaise, stuck his tongue out me. "Hahaha, you Weasley love fame so much you're willing to sleep with it right?"
Argh! Honestly, could he get any lower? Considering who his brother was, yes.
Hermione! Why do people keep mistaking my love for you as love for Harry?
Whose POV would you like next? I'm thinking of Hermione's again, because I like her. But you readers get the first choice. Who do you want?
