"Hey fatso!"
'Keep walking'
"Hey fatty"
'Ignore them'
"Doughboy im talking to you"
'Mom would be proud'
A hand landed on the boys shoulder effectively stopping him from moving further. The young dark skinned fourteen year old might've been big but he wasn't the most confrontational. So when he turned around to meet the fierce eyes of one Todd jenkins he stepped back retreating within himself. The boy was surrounded by Todd's friends effectively isolating the male.
'This is where I die. Holy shit I will die! I'm not ready yet! I haven't made any friends or took someone to prom or made the perfect pie crust or built my own computer!'
Tears burned the boys eyes as he watched his harassers laugh at him again saying something about his weight, test scores, or severe motion sickness.
"Oye!" A Loud voice sounded from the back
Todd huff and rolled his eyes. He looked back at the voice and glared.
"McClain" the boy hissed.
"OYE! Chikos!" The voice was yelling at this point and from the boys view he was looking at a very skinny boy with short straight brown hair and his glasses skewed from his sheer anger.
He was averaged height probably five eight and like one hundred pounds wet. What truck him most was that he KNEW the guy. This was lance! Lance McClain from AP bio and Lang. The boy despite being in both classes was somehow struggling with both. Though he seemed smart always answering the questions with a clear concise answer but never pulled on tests, so he must've had some form of testing anxiety which the boy felt for.
Though he couldn't think further because he was pushed into the lockers and hit his head against said metal.
"Tú PUTA!" Lance glared and rushed to the boys aide.
"You could've really damaged him! A que tú problemos!?"
"Your in america speak English dumbass."
Lance scoffed and helped the boy up "Yo hablo ingles, no cambia nada. Tú eres tonto puta" lance held up his middle finger and helped the boy walk to the nurses office.
In the office the boy fiddled awkwardly with the instant ice pack in his hands slowly feeling his fingers freeze.
"Um. . . thank you" the boy managed out over his awkwardness he looked at lance under his lashes his breath taken away when the boy smiled.
"No problemo!" Lance cheered "toad is an asshole. And like super racist and shit. Someone needed to put him in his place."
"Yeah but like. That was really nice of you" the boy smiled.
Lances face looked in color and hugged the larger boy. "Okay one dude your smile is like that baby of sunshine and fucking happiness you must be protected."
Hunk blinked cause first. What? That was a lot of English and two, that sounds like something his mother would say. The boy must've said these things out loud because next thing he knew lance was smirking.
"Oh? The spanish? I only speak that at home and to piss people off. They don't know I'm talking shit. Plus you should see me cursing in gaelic, its pretty damn brutal" Lance chuckled.
"Woah! Three languages?"
"Nah more like two and one sixteenth"
"How do you deal?"
"I don't. I have a bad tendency to randomly speak Spanish if I'm not actively thinking in English its pretty crazy."
"Wow!"
"and that's how I met lance" hunk smiled widely
"Your knight in shining armor." Lance smirked
Pidge piped up from the kitchen "yah know, everyone lance met he's saved first."
Hunk blinked before gasping and sending an accusatory stare. "Oh my GOD they're right! How the hell did I not notice this!?"
"Whaddya mean?" Lance frowned not really understanding what his two best friends meant.
"We're saying that You've saved all of us at one point. When we first met you."
"wait. . . OH MY GOSH YOUR RIGHT!" lance gasped.
"Boy do you have a serious hero complex." Pigde smirked
Lance groaned hiding his face in his hands. "Huuuuunk please tell me you'll edit this out."
Hunk smiled placing a hand on his best friends arm in a comforting manner. The boy paused for a moment waiting for lance to looking at him before answering "No."
Pidge paused before they choked on air and started wheezing and laughing. "Fucking hunk" they laughed falling off of their chair. "Oh" they then fell out in dying laughter.
"Hunk!" Lance shrieked abashed
"You ate all the doggone cookies Last night. You are not out of hot water bro." Hunk stated crossing his arms.
Lance looked like the whole world was ending "bro."
Hunk sighed looking like a admonished puppy "bro."
"Bro" lance whispered
"Bro" hunk nodded
"Broooo" lance gave hunk puppy dog eyes.
"Bro." Hunk then hugged lance
Pidge watched the whole broversation with a confused frown never understanding how the hell they had a whole conversation only using the word bro. But being the little gremlin they were they decided to destroy the bromantic moment. They sent a mischievous smirk to the camera.
They walked behind their hugging friends and said in the loudest and deepest voice they could manage. "NOT ON MY CHRISTIAN SERVER!"
Both boys gasped flying from one another hunk looking like he'd almost had a heart attack and lance looked the definition of shook.
"Pidge!" lance glared
"That's for call me pudge and not allowing that name to die"
"I said I was sorry" hunk pouted
"You did but we all know I'm a petty ass bitch."
"I made you peanut butter cookies."
"Lance ate them" Pudge fixed their glasses
"I plead the fifth"
Piece rolled their eyes and scoffed "I'm not letting this go. But hunk needs to answer some more questions."
Hunk stood up and sighed "don't you have your own channel."
"Yes but Collabs are more fun."
"True"
"Alright next question." lance cut in grabbing the paper "What's the stupidest thing you've done so far?"
Pidges eyes widened "oh! Can I answer this!?"
"Well we all can answer this." Hunk smiled
"Fuck yes!"
"Christian sever lance. I would like to get paid." Hunk sighed
"Lo siento"
"Its okay bro"
"Bro"
"Nope! Not doing that again."
"Alright fine, but like I want to point out that this 'christian server' is being occupied by an Asxual lesbian, a Bisexual disaster, and a Sunshine Pansexual." lance stated
"I mean none of us are straight. Like neither is Allura or Coran which is fucki-freaking amazing" pidge smiled
"Like we could think Coran Coran the gorgeous man was any semblance of straight." Hunk laughed. "Alright stupid thing. Go!"
" So it was raining outside."
"Storming" lance cut in
Pidge sent him a glare but kept going " and I had already missed my first class for the day. I wasn't about to go to my other class cause my I was feeling lazy as shit so I stayed home and convinced these two fuckers to stay with me."
Hunk and lance shrugged it wasn't the worst they were called.
"So we we're bored. Netflix didn't have what we wanted. Hulu wasn't any better. We could write any vine off of youtube and we didn't feel like watching a movie. But we did anyways."
"Oh! Your telling this story?" hunk yelled
"It was the stupidest thing I ever done."
"True."
"Cant argue with that." Lance nodded
"Thank you now STOP INTURRUPTING!" Goodness." pidge rolled their eyes annoyed at their friends "anyways we watched a movie called scooby-doo two monster incorperated. Now between nostalgia and lances gay crush on Freddie, my gay crush on Velma and hunks love of Scooby we were happy. Then there was a scene where shaggy and scooby were being chased and some fire breathing ghost was after them and so scooby farted and like the gas exploded infront of the ghost. I was like 'can that work?' we didn't know but flash forward and we were watching the beer movie and Ken is trying to kill barry with a homemade flame thrower." pidge sighed rubbing their eyes.
"Suffice to say, we became best friends with the hospital staff after my hair burnt off and hunk burned down his favorite tapestry."
"In hind sight we really need to stop doing stupid shit with the 'For sience motto. We've been to the hospital too many times." Hunk frowned
All three of them nodded
Lance looked over at hunk "you or me?"
"Me!" hunk smiled "the stupidest thing I've ever done? Oh! When I tried to swallow a banana whole and choked." hunk blushed "Pidge, matt and lance dared me. It took an unexpected turn and now I still gag at the taste of bananas."
Pidge shook her head "we all thought is was a good idea. But like as soon as it went down hunks throat we all knew we fucked up."
Lance chuckled "It was fucking crazy. Hunk was on the floor dying I was crying praying in spanish and matt looked like he saw a ghost. But like then matt like catches a second wind and falcon punches the shit out of Hunk. He coughed out the banana and we took him to the hospital to treat his bruised throat."
"Again. That phrase for science gets us into some shit." Lance nodded then looked at his best friends. "You two. Its that story."
"Oh shit." Hunk murmured
"Oh fuck."
"Yeah"
"You swore and oath." hunk said
"There has to be another way! Think of the comments!" Pidge cried
"Think of the demonetization!" Hunk wailed
"I'm doing it for the views." Lance said solemnly. "So we we're just chilling being us. Hunk was cooking so me and piece were playing on our oldschool wii. I look at it and I asked out loud. "This is about the same size as the dildo I sometimes use I wonder" lance trailed off
"So naturally I'm like. 'You have to do it for science'" pidge smirks.
"I'm not better because I'm curious too. But I'm like put a condom on it first lance." hunk sighed
lance blushed "moral of the story is don't shove a wii remote up your ass cause unlike a penis or penial shaped ietms it isnt round. It got stuck ant that was the most humiliating hospital visit ever."
Pidge bursted into laughter "the fuking receptionist was like 'YOU THREE! Keep your asses out of the fucking emergency room!'"
Hunk giggled "the doctor was like alright whos the dumbass this time."
Lance smirked "remember when we became alluras hoes for the day"
Hunk chuckled "I looked better in female clothing then I remembered from prom."
Pidge laughed "rember when hunks phone went off in the middle of one of our tests in highschool?"
Lance giggled "Oh dios! It was anaconda by nikki! And it was the part where she was laughing maniacally talking about her ass."
Pidge laughed along with him "and everyone was so fucking confused as to whose phone it was!" They wheezed
"When h-hunk went to turn it off people were so fucking shook!" Lance cakcled
Hunk scoffed "its not my fault I like nikki."
"Or that you like to twerk."
"Its Krunking!"
"No. If it was krunking your hands would move waayyy more no hunky what moves is that ass."
"Honestly I'll take hunks booty over a silicone one any day" pidge smiled
Hunk smiled as well "aww pidgey thank you!!"
Pidge shrugged their face a light pink. "Next question if you could date anyone who would it be?"
"Shit. Its between The four Chrisses, Taka shi shirogane and Serena william or her sister venus." lance frowned
Hunk shugged "I guess anyone who likes me for me and loves food"
"Gordon ramsey?" pidge asked
"Fucking yes." lance smirked
Hunk looked away while he blushed " Noo?"
"Nia long because she's really pretty." Pidge answered.
"Awesome! Favorite color?"
"Red" lance shrugged "though i look hotter in blue"
"Yellow but its more like a burnt sienna" hunk nodded
"then mine is crimson though I look amazing in phatol blue." Lance corrected
"Green. But its only cause my mom is a plant nerd."
Hunk and lance giggled "math"
Pidge snickered. "Favorite food"
"Garlic knots. I would literally sell my brother just for one."
Pidge frowned "you have two bros."
Lance smirked "I know."
Hunk took this as his cue "Ramen. Not like that fake crap from the store. I mean the good kind. With meat, eggs, and veggies."
Pidge smirked "pizza."
Both males nodded at the legitness.
"Alright guys its time to stop the video! For more questions just head to our twitters the links for lances Instagram and pidges channel will be in the discrimination box below! Help us pay for our hospital bills with your likes! Please subscribe to this channel if you want to see more content like this. Please comment what gross food you want me to try on react wensdays. This wensday were trying oil of oregano. Then Thursday we'll have an all new recipe for you guys to try on budget thursday.!"
"Ooh! I'm excited lance smiled"
Piste shrugged "Its hunk. He'd probably die before making something gross."
"Oh! Send us the stupidest thing youve done with the hashtag #LetsDoItForSience"
"I need this trend!" Pidge told the camera
"This would water my crops, clear my skin and feed my goats."
"Feed lances goats!"
Hunk ignored them in favor of doing his outro " This is Hunk-a-dunk signing off! Remeber do one good thing for someone this week because the earth shines brighter when we smile! Your greatest enemy is your self and you're beautiful no matter what anyone says."
Hunk waved and stood up to turn the camera off.
"Hunk your outro is so sweet. I swear your just made out of asucar"
"Nah. Its more like honey."
Lance nodded "I can see that."
"Hey its raining. Wanna go run around in our bathing suits?" Pidge asked.
Lance stood up and ran out "I'll get dressed!"
Hunk smiled "I'll get the GoPro!"
Pidge smirked "this will be fun"
The next day you could hear a doctor severely scolding his patients.
"You three! Why is it always you three?"
"We can't help ourselves."
"Its a real problem"
"We might need family therapy."
The nurse giggled
"Well. You all have Ecoli."
"Shit."
"Fuck"
"Coño"
"Yeah. So I hope whatever the hell you did was with it."
"No regrets"
"I regret it all"
"It was for science."
"what did you manage to do?" The nurse asked curious. She was pretty new to the staff so she wasn't used to the three troublemakers.
"Worm eating contest."
The doctor looked nauseous and the nurse decided to walk out to cool her head.
"Fuking youtubers." The doctor grumbled
"Technically I'm not a youtuber. . ."
"Allura will be pissed."
"Yup."
"So will my moms"
"Same" two out of the three chorused.
