Emmett POV

"Renesmee, you knew this would happen!" I growled. Renesmee nodded and her brown curls bounced adorably. "We need to get rid of him!" I told her. "NO!!!" She shrieked. She grabbed the cheese and ran out of the Cullen family house.

Renesmee POV

I ran towards the forest, looking for my wolfy friend. I found him as a wolf, pacing back and forth. "Jacob!" I screamed as I pressed my hand against his huge face. I showed him what had happened. He was growling. Then he saw the cheese, who looked pretty happy I had saved him. "You caused all this" Jacob said when he was human again. He started towards Cheese, looking hungry. I tried to protect him but Jacob just spun me around, but next thing I knew, Jacob was gone, and the only thing left was a HUGE pile of nacho cheese. She saw the cheese smiling evilly. "He's nacho cheese now, I am!" He said. Renesmee just rolled her chocolate brown eyes. She knew he would be back to normal eventually. She decided she needed more help to protect her cheesy friend. She was going to go get the voltri

Jane POV

I ran towards my "master". "Renesmee is here!" I told him. "Whatever." Was all he said. Renesmee walked in with…..Cheese? And…why was she talking to it? "I knew the Cullens where crazy." I muttered. "I have the worlds first Vampire cheese!" She announced proudly. Then the cheese actually said "EVERY ONE IS TRYING TO EAT ME!" Wow. "Well, take whoever you want to help you. I don't care." Aro said Lazily. He was kind of in the middle of a mid-life crisis. Renesmee then bounced happily away. "Do I have to go too?" I asked Aro. "yeah. Now go away." He snapped. Then he went back to being all emo and mid-life crisisy. I ran out and found Demetri and Felix and all those people, including Alec. Then I commanded them to do whatever Renesmee wanted.

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Cheeeeeeeeseeeeeee POV

"Attack!!!" I yelled. Now that Renesmee is all tied up back there, I can do whatever I want, and she also told the voltri to listen to meeeeeeee! My little army attacked the Cullen family and their so called "friends". I melted them all with my magical power. "Now go eat them!!!" I screeched. I sat down and trimmed my toe-nails while the Voltri did all the work. Come on, it's cheese (Kind of). I might be evil, but I am no Cannibal. After they finished, I ordered them to go throw Renesmee in a river. While they were taking her over to the river, I noticed them getting bigger. Then they all exploded, and the other vampires I turned into cheese where exploding out of them. You do not know how akward that is.