1.The Plot
I slowly got up from the rocking chair trying to re-work my stiff muscles from sitting sense Edward left. I streched and once I relized that the pain wasn't going to entierly go away until later I walked over to my rarely ever used desk and grabbed one of my extra notebooks. I went down the stairs, slightly faster than I should have, and I tripped on the second to last step. My face was inches from the floor when a pair of ice cold arms grabbed my waist.
"Edwa--" I started to say but got cut short because the person in front of me wasn't Edward, but insted his small pixie like sister Alice.
"Close, but no cigar." Alice said with excitement in her voice.
"Alice, I believe you are forgetting that I don't smoke." I half-heartedly corrected her.
"Yes, but you could!" She told me jumping up and down. "I saw what you were planning, and I love it. I want to help!"
"So thats why you came over here? Oh what a relief!" I gave a sigh of relief, I thought it was going to be a my size Barbie night... again! Remind me to yell at Edward for not laying down some rules with Alice and her make-up.
"Silly Bella! That is for another night." Alice said with a gleam in her eye. I groaned in frustration and let my head fall into my hands. I was still very tired from this moring. Charlie has formed this new habit of checking up on me in the middle of the night, mulitple times too. And because of the way Edward and I position ourselfs-- well lets just say I fall on my face most of the time Charlie wants to surprise me with a vist. I think I may have to speak to Edward about letting me have caffine. Especialy if Charlie is going to keep this up. Its not like I can tell him to stop. I can just see how that converstaition would go.
"Bella why have you been so tired lately?" Charlie innocently asks.
"Um... actually I have been meaning to talk to you about that," I started.
"Well?" Charlie urged.
"I think you should stop the midnight vistis. I keep falling on my face because of them." I told him reluctently.
"How do you manage to fall on your face Bella?" Charlie asks somewhat suspiciously. I would be suspicious too if my daughter told me she fell on her face every time her father checked on her.
"Well, my vampire boyfriend has been sleeping in my bedroom sense before we started dating." I told him calmly.
Yes I could see Charlie's head rocket from Phoenix.
"Bella are you listing to me?" Alice snapped while waving her hand in front of my face.
"Sorry no. What were you saying?" I asked somewhat fazed by my imaginary converstaiton with Charlie.
"I said, we need to add--" Alice started to say but got cut off when the front door wipped open. "Emmett! Must you be so dramatic when you decide to enter a building?" Alice scolded. I could just see her as a mother, the whole shaking the finger and all.
"Well you know how I like all eyes on me!" Emmett exclaimed. He was just a little self-centered, if you couldn't tell. "No but seriously, I want to help with the list." A grin ten miles wide broke out on Emmetts face.
"And how does Roslie feel about this?" I asked. I knew perfectly well that he didn't tell her his little plan. She wasn't quite warmed up to me yet, but she wasn't artic cold like she used to be. Emmett mumbled something until I made him repet it and then he yelled that he never told her. "That's what I thought." I stated.
"Come on people! Let's get started!" Alice yelled at the top of her lungs. For such a tiny person she can make alot of noise, and some very devious plans. "Now for the first thing I will need a bag of feathers in white, a plastic beak, don't forget the yellow stockings..."
