I'm sorry but i'm not sorry because this was WAY to much fun to write! Shout-out to my co-author SNOGIRL. you write some funny stuff. I LIKE IT.

Ok here it is- Makorra. *sidenote- In this, we made zuko just a little more relaxed and no longer that uptight teenager we grew to lust over. and they're all dead but still as funny and nosy as ever!*

Okay who wants to buy me the rights to Korra and Avatar? Anyone?


Sokka: THEY'RE GONNA DO IT. THEY GONNA DO IT. SEXY TIME.

Zuko: ... Sokka. That's an invasion of privacy.

Sokka: You act like you're gonna pass up the chance to watch this.

Zuko: You're right- pass the fireflakes.

Aang: *walks in, notices the eager faces on their faces* ...What are you guys doing?

Sokka: Watching you about to have sex with some firebender.

Aang: *eyes open wide* ARE YOU WATCHING KORRA'S INTIMATE MOMENTS

Zuko: *snickers* Intimate.

Aang: YEAH IT'S INTIMATE DO YOU HONESTLY THINK ROKU WATCHED ME AND KATARA-

Sokka: Say one more thing and I'll cut your happy parts off, got it bub?

Aang: *coughs awkwardly* All I wanted to say was Roku didn't invade my privacy.

*Ruko appears from an ominous fog at the door*

Ruko: Yes. I did

Aang: …

Zuko: ...

Sokka: OH. MY. SPIRITS. PLEASE. ENLIGHTEN ME

Ruko: Kyoshi and I watched you and your waterbending master…How do you say it..? Rock the bed? We only watched sometimes though. Can't afford to tune in every night for around four years.

Aang: *blushes* ROKU WHY?!

Ruko: *shrugs* We' re dead. It's boring and I get really good quality when I watch you.

Sokka: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh everyone. I wanna watch this.

Toph: *walks in* Watch what?

Sokka, Aang, Zuko and Roku: *all look at each other* Nooooothiiiinnnng...

Toph: Idiots. I know you're lying.

*Korra gasps loudly and moans*

Toph: *eyes widen* You didn't.

Sokka: No! Well, not yet. I mean, just look, they're not even close yet.

Zuko: *smacks back of head* You'd think that after over almost 60 years of knowing each other that you would remember the fact that SHE'S BLIND.

Ruko: *shushes* It appears the young firebender has a very high level of control.

Zuko: *eyes widen and turns pink* Did he just lightning bend-

Ruko: *coughs awkwardly* Oh my, I believe he did. *clears throat* If you'll excuse me, I think I'll take my intermission now.

Toph: Right behind ya Avatar Hotman. This is boring. I'm out- call me when something exciting happens.

Aang: But it's just getting to the good part! *takes fireflakes from Sokka*

Sokka: Hey, gimme those back flameo! *grabs bag and shakes over open mouth* Zuzu, what the heck!? Now I have nothing to stuff in my mouth to keep me quiet!

Zuko: *eyes widen in realization* Spirits- What have I done?

Sokka: Exactly!

Zuko: Good point. Aang- Go get Sokka more food.

Aang: What! Why me?

Zuko: Well because you were the one who thought this was wrong in the first place-

Sokka: *interrupts* And you never got me my fire gummies at Ember Island when we were watching that lame play about us!

Aang: *raises eyebrow* You remember that?

Sokka: *stares* Aang- It is ME we're talking about here.

Aang: Point taken. *speeds off on air scooter*

Zuko: Finally! We can finally hear what's going on down there and see what in Kyoshi is taking so long!

Korra:*panting* Mako... Wait.

Mako: *looks up* Korra?

Korra: I-I'm not sure if, if I'm ready to-

Mako: *takes face in hands* Korra, we don't have to. We can wait.

Sokka: WHAT!?

Zuko: DEAR AGNI IF THAT WAS ME AND MAI THE BED WOULD'VE BE-

Sokka: *smirks* No-no. Please. Do go on.

Zuko: *mumbles and turns red* Never mind.

Aang: *airbends back in* What? What happened!

Sokka: Aang you missed it! *looks around* And you still don't have my fire gummies!

Aang: Well I heard you scream and-

Toph: What happened?! I heard Snoozles scream! Did they get hot and heavy?!

Zuko: ... No Toph. the avatar chickened out.

Sokka: *laughs* I guess she got that from her past life

Aang: WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT?

Sokka: I heard Katara telling Suki once that your refused to touch her until like a month after you got married.

Aang: *scoffs* It's called being a gentleman

Zuko: ... The hour after Mai and I got married I burned a desk and broke the bedframe

Aang: You don't count.

Sokka: Oh yeah!? When Suki and I got married I got her undressed before the bedroom door was even UNLOCKED

Zuko: *hi fives Sokka*

Aang: *shakes head in disgust* I'm surrounded by perverted hog-monkeys.

Sokka: Shush! It's getting to the good part!

Korra: *kisses Mako* Thank you for un-

Lin: WHAT DID I JUST WALK IN ON!?

Toph: *pops head in door* did I just hear my kid?

Sokka: Yea she just broke up whatever that was.

Lin: WHY ARE U TWO NAKED? AND IN BED?

Korra: ... chief I-

Lin: TENZIN!TENZIN! LOOK AT YOUR STUDENT AND HER BOYFRIEND DOIN THE DIRTY!

Korra: CH-

Lin: DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU GOT PREGNANT?

Sokka: This is gonna get messy- Lin likes to go for the kill.

Toph: That's the truth. *grins* just like her mom

Korra: LET ME EX-

Lin: THE WORLD WOULD B IN CHAOS. OKAY?! A PREGNANT AVATAR IS A BROKEN AVATAR.

Mako: FOR THE SAKE OF KYOSHI.

Lin: *points finger at Mako* YOU COULD LOSE YOUR JOB! KNOCKING UP THE AVATAR

Mako: LIN WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING

Sokka: *scoffs* sadly

Toph: *punches Sokka* pervert.

Sokka: Oww

Lin: ... what?

Mako: YEA. WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. AT ALL. I STOPPED. BEFORE ANYTHING HAPPENED.

Korra: ... Lin, why are you here anyways?

Lin: *blushes and stutters* W-well Tenzin had asked me t-to explain some...thing to Jinora.

Mako: *stares* What kind of things?

Korra: *facepalm* Nothing that concerns your anatomy, that's for sure. And why- exactly - couldn't Tenzin or Pema have that certain discussion to her?

Lin: B-because it's bath time for Meelo.

Korra: *nods understandingly* But what about Tenzin?

Lin: Tenzin is, well-

Korra: Tenzin.

Toph: Wow Aang, I guess Korra's not the only one who inherited your chicken gene.

Zuko: Burn! *fist bumps Toph*

Sokka: *turns to Aang* What's so bad about bath time?

Aang: Weeeellll, let's just say that my grandson believes he is free to ride air scooters whenever he pleases. Including in the nude.

Toph: Wow. And I thought my family was messed up.

Zuko:... Your daughter just walked in on our admittedly somewhat twisted source of entertainment.

Aang: Really, just somewhat twisted?

Toph: GUYS. SHUT UP! I'm actually enjoying this

Sokka: Toph, how long did it take u to get pregnant with Lin after you got married

Toph: ... Random question.

Sokka: Answer it.

Toph: Ok well I didn't LEGALLY get married.

Zuko: ...

Aang: ...

Sokka: ... Ok but continue.

Toph: About like 3 months into the relationship we destroyed the room and I got pregnant. So not too long.

Sokka: ... She has more passion than Aang. And he has the experience of like, 10000s of lives on his side!

Aang: *facepalm* I'm gonna leave now... before anything else comes up

Toph: DID U GLOW IT UP WHILE U AND SUGAR QUEEN WERE MOANING UP THE ROOM?!

Sokka: *eyes widen* I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT.

Toph: Relax- your sister is all old and pruny- nobody wants to do her now.

Aang: *slowly raises hand*

Sokka: Get the hell out.

Aang: *sprints out of room*

Zuko: ... ANYWAYS... I doubt Lin knows much about- *awkward cough* that topic.

Toph: *smiles proudly* yea, she does. I taught her!

Zuko and Sokka: *wide eyed, mouths open*

Toph: Why so quiet?

Zuko: How could you tell her those things?! You can't… see them...

Toph: *smirks* But I can feel em.

Sokka: This conversation is over.

Zuko: *turns the darkest red*

Toph: *starts laughing hysterically*

Zuko: Yes, yes, let's all laugh at my expense shall we? Just like the good old days.

Toph: *snickering* As much as I love to think about our own awkward interruptions and discoveries that were our teenage years, I'm not laughing at you Zuzu.

Zuko: So then what ARE you laughing at? And don't call me that!

Toph: Be grateful Aang left the room before he could see his grandson do this, or I'm pretty sure Roku, Kyoshi, Koruk, Yeng Chen, and all the other Avatars would blush from his shame.

Sokka: ... Do WHAT exactly?

Toph: Wait for it... 3... 2... 1...

*Meelo comes barreling in on air scooter with soap bubbles to keep him decent* AH HA HA HA HA HA! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE COPPERS!

*Ikki walks by, stops, backtracks, pokes her head into doorway* Meelo, you do realize that you have two cops in there WITH you right? *shrugs, keeps walking*

Meelo: *gets right in Mako's face, stares* Why are you and Korra naked?

Lin: *chokes* W-well Meelo-

Meelo: Are you two having a naked party in here? *stands with hands on hips* How come I wasn't invited!?

Sokka: I love my great nephew. He continues my legacy by embarrassing the Avatar. *sniffles* I-I'm so proud of him!

Korra: M-meelo, we um...

Meelo: If you're having a party, it's very rude not to invite the lord of the domain.

Aang: *walks back in* Are we finally done with the perverted conversation?

Toph: We are. But you're grandson isn't.

Aang: Oh good. Wait- WHAT?! *sees soap bubbles begin to pop*

Meelo: I thought I made it clear that I'M the lord of the island! From now on, I'm invited to ALL naked parties, no matter what.

Aang: *faints*


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maybe another chapter..?

~~Shelly~~

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