Hello to my wonderful readers! Thank you SO MUCH for all the reviews! It made me soooo happy to get such an amazing turnout for the very first chapter!
Questions, then specific idea credit from last chapter (By the way: for future chapters, including this one, credit for ideas will be given at the END of the chapter, for the sake of not risking the entire chapter plot XD)
Ayy Kaim asked/said: "But I thought Obi-Wan drank the Normal potion and is now normal." Answer: Well, that was one of the things I debated when I considered writing NSNW4- what about the other universe that we told everyone takes place after NSNW3? I solved this by declaring the the universe we told you happens after NSNW3 (Obi-Wan drinking the normal potion, us living in a house in Pennsylvania, etc.) is another completely different universe. NSNW4 is picking up several months after NSNW3 ended, and is as if the "other universe" never happened. Does that help? XD
TARDISjedigirl asked: "And the house was BIGGER ON THE INSIDE. AND HAD BANANAS IN IT. Was it the Doctor's vacation house?" Answer: Honestly, I had no idea bananas were involved with the Doctor, LOL, but you never know! Maybe it was! XD
Inksaber asked: "It's great to have you back, Blue- now can I die of excitement?" Answer: No. If you do, then you won't be able to read the rest. Logic, people, logic!
IDEA CREDIT FROM CHAPTER 1: Thanks to "An Ahsoka Tano Fan" for the idea about the haunted house and ghost bananas! (in case you don't remember your own idea, An Ahsoka Tano Fan, it was in a review on NSNW3 :D) There were also a lot of ideas given by Liv! Which ideas these were, I don't particularly remember! But she knows I love her for all her ideas, so I'm just gonna give her a general thank you for the moment. XD I think that's it for this time.
NOW, ON TO CHAPTER 2! 8D
A Not-So-Normal Week 4
Chapter 2: HeadNovel, Cupcakes, and Dates, Oh My!
Anakin just stood there and watched, wondering what on earth would come of this…
"You should TOTALLY join HeadNovel, Master!" Ahsoka exclaimed, extremely randomly. "IT'S THE BEST THING EVER!" She looked at the screen and burst out into hysterical laughter.
"What's so funny?" Anakin asked.
"SOMEONE COMMENTED ON MY STATUS!" she said through her laughter.
"What did they say?"
Ahsoka tried to stop laughing but couldn't. "They said- they said… 'dude.'" She burst out laughing even harder than before and went absolutely insane.
Anakin just stared at her. "Uhh… ok…. Well… I'm gonna go make a sandwich." He went into the kitchen and tried to find the bread. The bread was gone. "OH. MY. GOSH." He nearly fainted. "THE BREAD IS GONE!"
Still dying of laughter over the pathetic HeadNovel comment, Ahsoka had absolutely no idea why Anakin was screaming at the top of his lungs.
Anakin started crying and ran to tell Obi-Wan. He didn't bother knocking and kicked the door down.
Obi-Wan was in the kitchen making muffins with Sally. He had already made peanut butter guava muffins, metallic chai tea muffins, chicken ramen muffins, and was now making a batch of Gravel Surprise muffins. "And then you add…" he paused to read the recipe. "Well, the recipe says '1 cup sugar', but we're going to add 10, ok?"
"OBI-WAN MY BREAD IS GONE!" Anakin screamed, running into the room.
"Anakin!" Obi-Wan said excitedly when he saw him. "Have a muffin!" He thrust a chicken ramen muffin into Anakin's face.
Anakin took the muffin and tasted it. Suddenly he forgot all about his lost bread. "This… is… amazing…!" He started dancing and skipping around the room. "I will never eat pencil shavings again!"
Suddenly, Pinkie Pie showed up out of nowhere. "Ooh! You know what you gotta make next? Huh huh huh? Do ya do ya?"
"PINKIE!" Obi-Wan squealed. "WHAT DO WE HAVE TO MAKE NEXT?" He was really, really excited Pinkie Pie was right there in front of him and was having a random fan moment.
"You gotta make cupcakes! For a party!" Pinkie Pie had an excited grin on her face.
"CUPCAKES?" Obi-Wan screamed. "I LOVE CUPAKES! Oooh a party? What party?"
"I dunno! It can be a Happy Monday party! Any day of the week is GREAT for a party!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed.
"Ok! HAPPY MONDAY!" Obi-Wan declared loudly.
"It's Wednesday," Anakin stated plainly. Then he kept skipping and singing about chicken ramen muffins.
"It's Sunday," Satine mumbled, rolling her eyes.
"HAPPY MONDAY!" Obi-Wan shrieked even louder and more excitedly.
"Woo hoo!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed and bounced up and down.
Obi-Wan rubbed his hands together and beamed from ear to ear. "What kind of cupcakes are we making?"
"The yummy kind!" Pinkie Pie replied with another excited grin. "You know how to make them right?"
"Um…" Obi-Wan paused to think. "A recipe?"
"Not just any recipe, silly! The special Pinkie Pie recipe for cupcakes!" Pinkie Pie stated.
Obi-Wan screamed elatedly.
"So do ya know how to make them?" Pinkie Pie asked, going right up in his face and staring at him excitedly. "Do ya do ya do ya?"
"No, will you teach me?" Obi-Wan asked, looking beyond excited.
"Okie dokie Lokie!" Pinkie Pie said to him, and started singing as she began to make the cupcakes. "All you have to do is take a cup of flour, add it to the mix!" She added the flour to a big bowl.
Obi-Wan watched with wide, sparkly eyes and a grin so big it could have jumped right off his face.
Pinkie Pie continued to sing. "Now just take a little something sweet, not sour," she added various candy items. "Add a bit of salt, just a pinch."
"CANDY!" Obi-Wan screamed as loud as he possibly could, breaking all the windows and making Anakin crash into the wall and fall over.
Pinkie Pie completely ignored him and kept singing. "Baking these treats is such a cinch! Add a teaspoon of vanillaaaaa," she added the vanilla as she kept singing. "Add a little more you count to four, and you never get your fill oooooooof," she sang and began bouncing around the room as she continued the song. "Cupcaaaaakes, so sweet and tasty! Cupcaaaakes, don't be too hasty! Cupcaaaaaakes! Cupcakes cupcakes CUPCAAAAAAAAAAAKES!"
Obi-Wan had his jaw on the ground and was staring in complete awe. He was so happy he thought he was going to explode.
Pinkie Pie put the cupcakes in the oven. "Now all we gotta do is wait! And that's how you make cupcakes." She smiled excitedly.
With the overly elated grin still pasted across his face, Obi-Wan passed out from the sheer awesomeness.
Pinkie Pie thought he was still awake. "I know, aren't they great?"
Anakin jumped off the ground where he had fell over after crashing into the wall. "MY BREAD IS GOOOONE!" he wailed miserably.
"Oh don't worry! I know how to make bread!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed. "I've got a making-bread song too-"
"NOT. ANOTHER. SONG." Satine shouted from the other room.
Pinkie Pie frowned.
"CUPCAAAKES!" Obi-Wan squealed, waking up. "Where are they, where are they?"
Becoming excited once again, Pinkie Pie smiled widely. "They're in the oven!"
Obi-Wan looked at her with his big, shiny eyes. "How long do we have to wait for them?"
Pinkie Pie looked at the clock. "About 25 more minutes!"
Suddenly, a random hat that looked like an upside-down bowl flew through the window like a Frisbee and landed on the ground in front of the oven.
"CREEPY FLYING HAT!" Obi-Wan shrieked.
Anakin walked up to the hat. "It's… it's… I've got nothing."
Then, someone climbed through the now broken window. Embo. He picked up the hat off the ground. He said something that I didn't understand in whatever language he speaks.
Pinkie Pie, for some freakish reason, could understand him. "Why yes! We made cupcakes and they're in the oven and they'll be done soon and do ya want one when they're ready?"
Embo said something else.
"Of course you can have one, Mister! We wouldn't think of not sharing one with you!" Pinkie Pie said to him.
"They're the yummy kind of cupcakes!" Obi-Wan said, breaking out in a giant smile again.
Anakin stared at him for about five minutes, and then started wailing about his lost bread again.
Suddenly Ahsoka ran through the room with her phone. "GUYS YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE IT! I GOT TO LEVEL SIX MILLION AND TWO ON CHICKEN FARM VILLAGE!" She looked completely crazy and started frantically typing away at the tiny keys on her phone.
Embo murmured something to himself.
"Gee, I dunno! Maybe if you ask her what Chicken Farm Village is she'd tell you," Pinkie Pie said.
Having heard her, Ahsoka ran straight up to Embo and shoved the phone screen in his face. "THIS IS CHICKEN FARM VILLAGE. IT'S THE BEST GAME ON THE FACE OF HEADNOVEL! HEY ARE YOU ON HEADNOVEL I'LL ADD YOU AS A FRIEND!" She looked at her phone screen again. "AHAHAHAHA! SOMEONE SENT ME A COW! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" She fell over laughing.
Pinkie Pie suddenly gasped excitedly as she looked at the clock again. "The cupcakes are done!" She pranced over to the oven and took them out, using an oven mitt between her teeth. She set them down on the counter. "They're perfect!"
"I want one!" Obi-Wan squealed.
"Five more minutes, and they'll be cooled!"
"Whyyyyy!" Obi-Wan pouted.
"WHY CAN YOU EVEN SEND COWS? IT'S CALLED CHICKEN FARM VILLAGE I DON'T EVEN GET IT! IT'S SO TOTALLY AWESOME!" Ahsoka continued to laugh like a maniac and stare at the tiny screen.
Anakin sniffed. "My lovely bread, oh how I miss thee."
The cupcakes were now cool, and Obi-Wan grabbed one and gobbled it up in one big bite. "O. M. G." He fainted.
Pinkie Pie ate one in one huge bite.
Embo took one, ate it, and said something.
"I'm sooooo glad you like them, Mister!" Pinkie Pie said, bouncing a little.
Satine walked over and plucked a cupcake from the pan. She tasted it. "This… is… AWESOME."
And they stood there and continued to eat cupcakes while Ahsoka played Chicken Farm Village on HeadNovel.
…
Mace had been mopey and depressed ever since Aayla whacked him with the tree and left him. "Whyyyyy, whyyyy did she have to leave me?" he sobbed to his psychiatrist, who came every couple days to try and console the Jedi Master.
"She doesn't like you, duh," the psychiatrist, whose name was Otto, replied bluntly.
"BUT I LOVE HER SO MUCH!" Mace broke down and sobbed even harder. He had been sobbing for several months straight without doing anything else. Don't ask me how he's still alive.
"Dude. I've been giving you helpless advice for like 5 months or something. You need to BE A MAN!" Otto shouted.
Mace sniffed. "How do I be a man?"
"By doing manly things. Like motorcycle riding and helping old ladies cross the street."
"But I don't know any old ladies!" Mace wailed.
"Then start with the motorcycle riding," Otto said simply.
Mace sniffed again, managing for the first time in months to pull himself together. "Ok. I can do this!"
4 hours later
"I CAN'T DO THIS!" Mace wailed. He had spent the past 4 hours falling off of the motorcycle, crashing into ice cream stands, getting distracted by thinking about mint candies, singing songs, and falling into manholes.
"You just need to MAN UP, dude. Seriously," said Otto.
"You are a mean psychiatrist and I don't like you!" Mace exclaimed, crossing his arms over his chest and pouting.
"Well fine, I'm only getting paid a lot for this job anyway. I QUIT!" Otto threw his invisible hat into an invisible river, got on his own motorcycle, and rode away.
Mace watched him drive away. He was silent for 20 minutes. Then he started crying.
Anakin had eventually gotten bored of standing around watching Obi-Wan and Pinkie Pie eat cupcakes, and Ahsoka was still on HeadNovel, so he had left, sobbing about his lost bread.
He walked by Mace, who was sitting on the ground in front of the fifty-third ice cream stand he crashed into. "Did you lose your bread too?" Anakin asked him.
"No! Otto says I'm not manly!" Mace wailed miserably. "And he QUIT!" He started sobbing harder.
Anakin patted Mace's shoulder. "It's at times like these that I always eat a sandwich. Oh right. I CAN'T BECAUSE MY BREAD IS GOOOONE!" Even though he had stopped crying for a moment, he just started crying again.
The man at the ice cream stand got really emotional watching the two of them, and he started crying too.
Then the muffin man showed up, and he started to cry.
A mother walked up to the ice cream stand with her little girl, but after seeing the four grown men crying their eyes out like three-year-olds throwing a temper tantrum, she quickly left to find another ice cream stand to go to.
Then a giant bar of soap fell out of the sky.
"Ooooooh, soap!" Anakin exclaimed, suddenly becoming cheerful again and forgetting about his lost bread.
While Mace, the ice cream man, and the muffin man kept crying, Anakin climbed on top of the giant bar of soap. "Ki-Adi would just love this, he throws soap at sheep on his birthday every year!" He was silent for a moment. "MY BREAD IS GONE!" He started crying again.
The muffin man walked up to the giant bar of soap and started licking it.
The ice cream man whacked the muffin man in the head with a wooden shoe and shoved him out of the way. He drew a happy face in the soap with his fingernail.
Mace kept crying.
Anakin then noticed the soap was actually bread scented and started eating it. "EWWW GROSS THIS DOESN'T TASTE LIKE BREAD!" He spit it out and it smacked Mace in the face.(rhyme!)
The muffin man and ice cream man stared at Anakin, then Mace.
Mace passed out.
The muffin man crept up to him and put mini muffins on his eyes.
Anakin decided that there must be a treasure chest in the middle of the bar of soap, since that always happens in movies. He took out a DVD case and started digging.
Spiderman fell from the sky, crashed into a wallaby, and got eaten by pigeons.
"Hey! No one touch my wallaby!" Anakin shouted, still digging with the DVD case.
Suddenly, Rex walked by casually, sipping a glass of mango lemonade. He spotted the giant bar of soap and began to watch Anakin dig in it, slurping at his straw.
Anakin eventually noticed him and froze in place. He stared at Rex.
The two of them stared at each other for ten whole seconds.
"I'm looking for treasure in the bar of soap!" Anakin grinned excitedly and started digging again, faster this time.
"Cool, man. I'm looking for a girl." Rex sipped his lemonade.
"A girl?" the ice cream man asked. "What kind of girl?"
"A GIRL, MAN. I'M SINGLE," Rex shouted.
"I know lots of girls!" the muffin man exclaimed.
Mace woke up quickly, flinging the mini muffins into the soap. "AAYLA WON'T DATE ME!"
"Hm, she's got good taste," Rex remarked.
Ahsoka popped out of nowhere, phone still in hand. "And yooooou have your relationship status on HeadNovel as single! Too bad I've already got enough guys after me or I'd offer to let you date me just for your pitiful sake!" She laughed and started playing Chicken Farm Village.
Rex sighed, remembering that he had, this morning, posted his HeadNovel status as "Single ): " "Well, I'm going to be cool, calm, and collected. Nothing will distract me from my goal and- WHOA, IS THAT A NEW VIDEO GAME?" He spotted an ad on the poster that was next to the bus stop, and ran over to it. He crashed into it and fell over, and watched the little sparklies dance before his eyes. "Lollypops…!"
"YES!" Anakin suddenly exclaimed as he hit something with the DVD case. "I found treasure!"
It was a large case, and inside it were meatballs. There was also a note. It said: "Dear Anakin, you are a jerk too! Hehehe! Love, Obi-Wan!"
"Awww, Obi-Wan's so sweet!" Anakin exclaimed cheerily with sparkles in his eyes.
Ahsoka glanced at him for a minute, and then went back to the Jedi Temple, commenting on peoples' HeadNovel statuses, pressing the "this is awesome" button on countless pictures of pickles and coffee. Not looking where she was going, she crashed straight into someone and fell over. Momentarily glancing up from her phone screen, she noticed that she had crashed straight into Bob. Her eyes narrowed, and she stood up from where she had fallen. She glanced back at her phone screen and began to walk away.
"Wait, Ahsoka, dude!" Bob put his hand on her shoulder to stop her.
Ahsoka whirled around, smacking his hand off of her. "Don't touch me. I'm busy playing Chicken Farm Village." She started to walk away again.
Bob ran a little to get ahead of her, and turned to face her. "Ahsoka, I've been looking for you everywhere, please just let me talk to you!"
Ahsoka glanced up from her phone screen without lifting her head, giving the appearance of her glaring coldly at him. "What do you want, Bob? Can't you see I'm busy?"
"I've just been thinking…" Bob said slowly, shifting his weight a bit. "I really, really would like you to consider giving our relationship another chance."
Frowning again, Ahsoka put her hands on her hips. "Bob, you've been saying that to me every single day for the past how many months? Take a hint, dude; I'm not into you."
"But I have so much love in my heart, swelling up and longing to be released!"
Ahsoka pursed her lips a little. "Then why don't you date yourself, Lover Boy?" And she walked away.
Bob stood there, glancing at the ground and trying to grasp this. "Date… myself…? That doesn't sound like very much fun-!" He looked up, but found Ahsoka was gone.
Ahsoka walked back to her and Anakin's quarters, and was surprised to find Lux standing there as she approached the door. Oh great…
"Ahsoka! There you are! I've been searching the galaxy for you," said Lux, walking over to her.
"Lux. What in the universe are you doing here?" Ahsoka asked him.
"I'm here to find you. I just said that. I thought you had like super sensitive hearing or something…"
"Go away, Lux," Ahsoka said firmly. She pressed a button on her phone and began to scroll the main page of HeadNovel.
Lux looked disappointed. "But it's taken me so long to get here! Can't we at least make out or something?"
"WHAT?" Ahsoka practically shrieked, almost dropping her phone. She stared at him in disbelief.
"Never mind…" Lux mumbled.
In her horror and shock, Ahsoka began to put together an idea…
She smiled almost sweetly at Lux. "Y'know, Lux, I do pity you; going after a girl who's already taken."
"Taken? Whaddya mean?" Lux asked.
"Taken," Ahsoka repeated. She spotted Bob beginning to make his way down the hallway, no doubt looking for her. "See, there's my boyfriend right now. Lemme go talk to him for a second, stay here, ok?"
Lux, confused as to whether he should totally angry or walk away miserable, just stood there.
Ahsoka walked over to Bob. "Hey, Bob. I know you're looking for me, aren't you?"
"Yes, why'd you just run off like that?" Bob asked.
"I didn't want you to have to know about this, Bob," Ahsoka said, feigning drama, "but- I've already got a boyfriend."
Bob's jaw dropped straight to the ground, and he stared at Ahsoka for five minutes. "You- you mean all this time, you've rejected me because you were already dating?"
Ahsoka closed her eyes, nodding. "I didn't want to have to tell you, but unfortunately, it's inevitable now." She smirked to herself, then looked back up at Bob. "My boyfriend's right over there." She motioned to Lux.
Bob got a determined look on his face and began to approach Lux.
Lux, seeing him, raised an eyebrow slightly, and walked towards Bob as well.
Ahsoka watched with a smirk, pleased at how her plan was working.
The two came face to face with each other, glared into the other's eyes, and then, both Bob and Lux exclaimed in exact unison: "You stole my girlfriend!"
Oh the suspense! D8
IDEA CREDIT: Liv- HeadNovel (name) ; Driftstar- Anakin's bread going missing; DuchessSatineKenobi3- Embo's cameo; (next one is a combined credit) TARDISjedigirl- adding my little pony characters - Liv- writing Pinkie Pie
If I left someone out, I apologize! It's hard to keep up with all these great ideas! XD
Anywho, stay tuned for chapter 3!
