Me, Carly and Sam where upstairs in her room, talking about iCarly scripts when we heard Spencer shouting to Carly,
" Carly! Wheres the fly swatter!"
" I threw it away!" She yelled back,
" Why?" Spencer replied a little confused.
" Cuz its not nice to kill things!" Spencer didn't reply.
" Spencer does realist, that I he lets the fly be, it will eventually go" I said giggling,
" Yhea but you know Spencer he-" Carly said but was cut off when a few bangs came from downstairs. We all looked at the door, when Sam said,
" What was that?"
" What are you doing!" Carly yelled to Spencer. My guess would be that he is probably trying to kill the fly, but is going to come up with some other excuse! I thaught
" Im just reading the Bible!" He yelled back,
" Reading the Bible?" Sam asked skeptically.
" Come on Sam you know what Spencer is like for excuses" I said back to her with an, are you stupid look on my face. She just shot the look back. It was quiet for a moment until their was one loud bang.
"Ok im going to see what he is up to" Carly said, as she got up and rushed out of the room. Me and Sam follwed.
" What happened?" Carly asked as we got downstairs,
" What was that noise?" Sam continued,
" Yhea we heard...A collection of bangs!" I said worried, as he three of us nodded our heads.
" I don't know" Spencer said, trying to play inocent, " I was just reading this Bible,
" Thats a Mexican cook book!" Carly said laughing, as she looked at the cover. Spencer then said,
" We can still learn from it" I thaight I would be smart and said,
" Yhea you can learn how to make the perfect curry!" Me and Carly laughed whilst Sam just said,
" Thats not acctually a bad idea" Me, Carly and Spencer looked at her. Trust her to want more food.
We then noticed that the counter was broken I was confused, but I guess it solved the banging mistery,
" Spencer how come you broke the counter?" I asked him. He was trying to make up an excuse when Carly said,
" You where trying to kill that fly!"
" fly's like to die!" Retorted Spencer,
" What no they-" I started but was cut off by Freddie coming through the door,
" Hey can I come in? Ok thanks!" I noticed that he was holding a big box.
" Freddie, hey!" I said, " whats up!" I asked.
" guess whats in this box" Then Sam went through a collection of food until she was told that it wasn't food but pictures,
" Pictures of donuts!" Sam said hopefull,
" No! Pictures of me!" He said pulling out a picture. I couldn't help but laugh along with everyone else.
" freddie that pose is so funny!" I sais through a laughing fit! He said that it was ' natural' We all then went on to moking him about his photos. He said that they where for him to autograph at Webb-O-Con.
" Freddie your mom acctually let you come with us! Freddie thats awsome!" I said hugging him. Yhea is mom is really overprotective. I don't know how he can stand to live with her half the time.
" My mom dosen't controll me" He said when we parted, sounding proud of himself.
" You have to sit by the emergency exits on the train don't you" Carly asked, but before he could answer Sam said,
" And I bet you have to text her five times a day!" She sounded like she was enjoying this
" No!" He retorted
" Six?" Sam tried again,
" Maby"
" I bet your mom wants you to use hand sanityser after touching every door!" I said, enjoying this every little bit as much as Sam was! He turned to me looking shocked and said,
" Gee thanks Becca"
Later on me, Carly and Freddie where in the iCarly room, checking the fan E-mails when Sam came throught the door...With a big chicken leg.
" Hey Sam! Where did you get a chicken leg?" I said pointing to it. She looked at the leg for a second befor saying,
" Carly's fridge" She simply said,
" Fair enough" I replied,
"Hey Carly didn't you read out that E-Mail, where the mom said Sam wasn't a good role modle before?" I asked Carly, now that Sam was back in the room.
" Smart mom" Said Sam before Carly could reply.
" Yhea, why?" She sounded confused.
" No reason, I just wanted to see what Sam thaught of it, but it lookes like you don't even care" She just shrugged at me and continued eating.
" I just love travel sized bottles" Freddie said, joining in on the convosation. " They make you feel like a giant!" He then started walking twards us pretending to be a giant, whilst pretending to eat the shampoo bottle. He only stopped once he noticed us staring at him. Me laughing, Carly slightly confused, and Sam just looking bored.
" Yhea you can add that to the list" Sam said after a while. 'What list?' I thaught, and just like he had read my mind Freddie said,
" What list?" He seemed confused, but he wasn't the only one. But then Sam put us out of our missery, by telling us what this list was, but we wish she hadn't
" Why Freddie can only get Becca to be his girlfriend" She said pointing the chicken leg at me.
" Hey what is that supposed to mean!" I asked sounding a little angry,
" Exactly what you think it means Bex!" Sam said grinning and pointing the leg at me again, So I walked right up to her and snapped,
" If you point that thing at me again, i'm gonna shove it up your-"
" Anyway!" Carly yelled over us, " Back to the E-Mails" I glared at Sam and went to look at the screen.
" Oh, here's a video mail!" She opened the file, and a girl came on screen. She wasn't the best looking girl but...It dosen't matter. We all went to the big screen to watch the video.
" I see a future girlfriend for Freddie" Sam oked again. Me and Freddie both looked at her. I then sighed and took Freddie's hand in mine and turned back to the screen.
The video just turned out to be a girl named Nora, asking iCarly to come to her birthday, so people would show up. Her house was only 15 miniutes from Webb-O-Con We originaly wern't going to go, but then Nora said she would have a chocolate fountain, and you know Sam with anything edable, she all but forced us to go.
The train ride their was so boring and long, I fell asleep with my head on Freddie's sholder. Don't judge me, I had to get up very early, because I forgot to pack one of my bags, don't ask me how. I was relieved when we got their, but I still didn't want to go to this party. I mean I had nothing against Nora, but...We don't know anything about her, I mean what if she tries to kidnap us! (A.N. If only you knew!)
When we got to Nora's house, we saw the lamest excuse for decoratns that we'd ever saw. Some of the balloons had even deflated. We walked up to her front door with our luggage, since we didn't have time to go to the hotel, thanks to freddie's scedual. Carly rang the door-bell, and instantly turned to face Sam and said,
" Ok, Sam, remember to be nice" Carly said with a serious look on her face.
" I would if I had the medicen my mom can't afford" We looked at her with disaprooving looks, when the hatch on the door swung open, and appeard a girls face,
" NOOOO! WAAAAYYYY!" She some what shouted. I just stood their for a miniute before I grabbed Freddie's arm and said not taking my eyes of the strange girl,
" Ok now I'm scared" Freddie just smiled and looked away. He thaught I was joking, but the sad thing is...I wasn't.
When we enterd the house of this strange girl they call 'Nora', we noticed it was a little empty, for a party.
" Um...Don't mean to sound rude, but where is everybody? I mean this is supposd to be a party, not like an 1885's ghost town" I said casually. Carly and Freddie looked at me with why did you say that looks, but Sam just said,
" Hate to say this, but I have to agree with you Bex" We didn't realise that we sounded rude, but I don't even think that Nora noticed.
" Oh nobody believed that you guys where coming, so nobody turned up" She simply answered. It was silent for a moment befor freddie said,
" So their's your clown"
" Where! I'm terrfied of clowns!" I shriked as I hid behind Freddie.
" Don't worry. He won't hurt you!" Nora assured. " He's 87 years old, and his name is cramps!" She sounded realy proud of herself foe some reason. So I looked over to the clown, and saw some old man, and I was no longer scared,
" Well that hardly qualifies as a clown!" I said some what disappointed even tough I hated clowns. Freddie elbowed me in the ribs...Quite hard. I held my rib and said,
" Ow!" Surprised. I then punche dhim in the arm, really hard and he scramed a little and held hos arm. I smiled at him smugly and Sam said, putting her arm around my sholder,
" Becca, that is the best thing you have done all night" I just smiled at her.
" Hey guys, I'll put on some music!" Nora yelled like she didn't see what just went on. " Heres a good tape!"
" Tape?" Me and Freddie said in unison, confused. The music on the tape was horrible, but I was too nice to acctually say anthing. I then spotted Nora making her way over to Freddie, and force him to dance with her. Now, if this where any other girl, in any other situation, I would not alow it to continue, but in this case it wa sprettey funny, and then the clown made Carly dance with him, it was hilarious! Me and Sam where hanging onto each other laughing our heads off. Carly and Freddie just glared at us when they came around, but we where too busy laughing!
The clown forced all the gurls to dance with him. I was after Carly, then it was Sam. I had finaly gotten to dance with Freddie, whilst Nora and Carly sit down and chat. Then all of a sudden, the clown dropped to the floor. We all stared in shock until Carly yelled " Call an Ambulance!" She sounded panicked, but for all we know he would be fine right? Wrong! Turns out that he had an anurism (SP?) when he was dancing with Sam. The paramedics came and took him away.
Nora had been crying into her fireplace, eversince they took cramps away. We all just stared at her.
" Oh. My. God" I said as I stared.
" This is the saddest thing I have eber seen" Freddie continued for me.
" Can we go!" Sam yelled obviously annoyed,
" Sam its her Birthday, and she's sobbing into her fireplace!" Carly snapped ay Sam, shocked that she had asked to go. But id didn't surprise me, it seemed like something Sam would say. Then something struck me.
" Hey where do you think her parents are? I meane it is her Birthday after all" I said, kind of feeling sorry for Nora now.
" Yo Nora! Where are your parents!" Sam streight forward yelled at her. We looked at Sam, annoyed.
" They took a vacation to Stanker. They got a good deal on the planes and they could only go this week" She told us. Walking past.
" Im really sorry that this Birthday didn't work out" Apologized Freddie.
" I've had worst Birthdays" Nora replied a little happier.
" Dude, your parents abbandond you, nobody showed up to your party, and your clown had an anurism" Said Sam, trying to help I'm sure,
" Yhea no offense Nora, but it is physically impossible to have a worse Birthday!" I said, emphasising the impossible. Just then Nora burst out in tears. Carly ad Freddie shot me looks. I was confused and said,
" What did I say?"
