Padfoot the Seer
Chapter 2

A/n: sorry for not updating in a VERY LONG LONG LONG time! SORRY! pls review

Dear Padfoot
I dreamt that I saw roses all around me then they all started to burn, what does this mean?
Rosie

Dear Rosie
The roses, I sent them to you and the burning… well… I didn't do that bit…
Padfoot

Dear Padfoot
Do you know what's the difference between Wolfsbane and Monkswood?
Confused First Year

Dear Confused First Year
Do I look like a text book? NO! The sign says Dreams, now, dies your bloody question have dream on it? NO! So hit the road!
Padfoot

Dear Padfoot
I dreamt that a Slytherin cursed me on my way to Charms and then it happened today, what should I do?
Innocent Gryffindor

Dear Innocent Gryffindor
Jupiter has had an encounter with mars and that makes the tectonic plates of the Earth to move in rapidness of 4 mm in a year rather than 3mm so that leads to brain confusions of about 300 people worldwide making the curse hit.

Padfoot
Dear Padfoot
What has that got to do with the Slytherin cursing me?
Innocent Gryffindor

Dear Innocent Gryffindor
Mars has come into Neptune's orbit- rereads letters Oh, CURSE HIM BACK YOU FOOL!
Padfoot

Dear Padfoot
I dreamt that Evans fell in love with me, is it true?
You Best Buddy Prongs

Dear Best Buddy Prongs
Beware of Prongs, he's got eyes for the girl too y'know- just don't tell him and you'll be safe, but, he kinda hits like a girl so you're safe a bit…
Padfoot

Dear Padfoot
I do not hit like a girl! And I AM prongs you idiot!
Prongs

Padfoot
Now, now prongs, this place is for dreams only and what you stated is not a dream so go annoy someone else.
Busy Padfoot

Dear Padfoot
But I did tell you my dream!
Prongs

Dear Prongs
Shut it! I have business here you know!
Padfoot

Dear Padfoot
Beware, Prongs is coming for you, so I thought I'd warn you. Oh, and I won't really bother taking you to the hospital wing… just so you know
Your Helpful friend, Moony

Dear Padfoot
I dreamt that I should kill Potter. Should I?
Lily

Dear Lily
If you need me for it, then I'm right here.
Padfoot

Dear Padfoot
Snape made fun of you today is Potions behind your back!
Tattle-Tale

Dear Tattle-Tale
Thank you
Padfoot

Dear PAdfoot
I have sent you ten letters in the past five minutes and you didn't answer! ANSWER DAMN YOU!
Angry

Dear Senders
It has appeared that Padfoot has gone to detention for cursing Sniv- Snape, therefore is not able to answer.
Moony.

Hope it was better than the last, if you have any suggestions or dreams then pls do send, i think i'm loosing my touch in a few places...