Chapter 2!
Description: Expect DEEN PORTAR AND KITTENS AND MOAR POOL PARTIES AND MOAR EXPLOTIONS!
In plus, Jitano comes back to haunt the officers and debate livs eyes!
Jorge Wong and Cregan!
must include Deen Portar! Livs has feewings for him, he no has feewings for her. No bbs
livvy get madz and blows up deen portar's home
I FORGET about Jitano
jitano makez olivia and elliot get nekkid and bingbangbong in front of kim grayluck!
then kimmy kim runs to kraggun for help! help! he benging the munchie...
OMGZ Y'ALL so after kimmie ran to kragen she was like "OH NOES my dead eyes look dead D:"
then kraggens run after her with a hammer! she crys assalt!
but then kraggerz is all "LOL INBD" and he smacks her with a dead fish
and then kimbies finds lizziee stapler in deen's exploded houze! ay dios mio!
dino takes lizzzy to the hopital. he sees that darn nurse cathy! ATTHS
n then we find out that deen portapotty rapped Lizzie OH NOES
elly says "you made my bb kiddy cries!" and poonch him
and then livvie is like LOL ANGER ISSUES atths
creggy sayz 'i lurve lane petovskiz' and judrge danoly cryz
moreen merries morales and she haz 14 bbz n elly and livvy sayz "OHNOEZ'" ATTHS
and then jitano and bishudo saidz "i no livvie's faja" and dey eats TIGERS!!!!!
those oregon ecos say "tigas is bbs" save them!
and thenz dicky wolfy comez in n sayz "markeshaka is sexy" and denz goez back to the dickland
Dean throws pool party near teh beach for Moreen bb shower, and boat EXPloded!
deen sayz "les goez to meamiii bitchhh" and bringz bag oh kittens wif him!
dickyz say to livvie "i luv you mum" ATTHS
cathie open a bottle of Jack! she find danni nekkid wif cregan. and yells "DANNI YOU SLUTZ" ATTHS
keeergan makea the sexy times with the skansz
and then cathie chokes on a peen...ut butter and jelly sandwich and dies
n then sirena comez back from dyeing and sayz "livvie you kant merry elly" n liv cryz
then serena says "i lyed no rappist daddyo!" elly punch her, ATTHS
donny rapps munchiekins n elly sayz to livvieloo "i wuv you, hunny bunches of oats" ATTHS
finnypoo getz jealouz cuz wong sayz he lurves kasey ATTHS n a 3sum!
and then livvie like OMG I don't like honey bunches of oats I like lucky charms ATTHS
Odaphine say "i gotch lucky charms right here BABYGURRRRL"
and then he raps her but she's like LOL INBD BABYBLUE atths x 4
n trevor langdon say "you stolez those lurkcy cahrms but ill defend you rappist" ATTHS x infinity
Finn say "Baby gurl, I be treat you right. Need me to hit a mafucka?"
elly jealousy of finns and his livvy, so punches at finn! but hits melinda!
and OMG Melinda pulls out her scapel and delivers justice to his face
muhahaha she yells! let's play DR. with your peen!
BINGBANGBONG goes Ohalluran, Melinda takes El's blood and try to frame him for murder!
but wanrer cuttz off ellys peen n sowz it back on! ATTHS
and then elly is all like OH NOES MY PEEN oh well it's not like i need moar kids anywayz
but thens n wong rapps finnykins up the but! n wholds his doo-raggg! stucky is jealOUs ATTHS
stuckey mad cause he wnated to kissy elly not DETCive bensan!
so melinda does her doctor thing and livvie is kind of sad but not really ATTHS and then livvie
becomes pragnant with his twins through ~osmosis~ or some sh-t like idfk
simun benson-marsden cumz back n sayz "les get marryd livvy love" ATTHS... incestttttt
livs has the babys and they come out black! DUN DUN TWIST!
elliio say insects? i'm down with that..he f*cks finny...his BRO!
they test bbs DNA and the father is...........Melinda?
monick jeffrys sayz "LIVVYS THOSE ARE MI BABYZ" n cassidy cumz back ATTHS
meanwile, cathie tell Wong she wants no chillren, she gives up parentul rites to Bernie
n the bbz has AZIAN eyesss. OOOOOH they find out moralees is the daddy alsooo
n livvy sayz "screw barnie!" n cathie slaps her like a biotchhh ATTHS
besides bbs, they all are warped back ti HS! and elliotttttt is a jocks!
Now that liv has empty wome, she want plastik surgury. "I feel fat and groos".
Elly say, "No you butifulls" ATTHS x 100
then theys 4 yrs old and try to catch rapeest
LOLOL now their all todlers n has coottyzzz! n alix diez n goes to WPPPP
cathie's eggo es preggo n she gets abortion n ovulates n has sexy tymez wif eli. TWIST
but OMG TWISTZ0RS alllix is in WPP bcuz she's actually olivia's cousin or something
n hs, Elly notices teenage Liv. She's diffrnt, has rocket car, and wears leather
but then elly is like LOL NOT TODAY and he gtfo's and sees the mailman on his way out
Liv's next door to Elliot, they run in difrunt crowds. Liv is outsider because Serina is alky
n hs elly had leather pants and also lady gaga was there so she sang to them all the time
Teenage liv gets ingaged to teen Deen. He promises her boats and miami and salsa and mustache rides
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