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Episode 2: Meet the Assassins

Across the big blue pond called the Atlantic Ocean, in a country called New Zealand, deep in the woods, two ninjas looked as if they're sparing.

Jeff: *Creeps around the trees.* I know you're around here.
John: *On a treetop and whispers.* A little closer . . . *Pulls out a ninja star slowly.*
Jeff: You can't hide from me John Cena. *Looks around and pulls out his sword.*

Just as Jeff pulls out his sword, he looks at it and saw something shiny reflecting off his sword.

Jeff: Gotcha!

Jeff turns around and tosses his sword at John. John dodged the sword and tossed the ninja star at Jeff. Jeff flipped out the star's way. John jumped down from the trees and went to attack Jeff. They were both equal. Blow after blow they dodged each others attack.

Jeff: Give up Cena. *Kicking at John.*
John: Never, Hardy!

Jeff continues to attack John full force, and John kept dodging the attacks. Jeff finally got John. He did a surprised kick to John's chest causing John to fall on his knees.

Jeff: I told you *Walking towards John.* . . . you lose.

Jeff was about to finish John with his spinning back kick, but John blocked it by grabbing Jeff's ankle right before the impact.

Jeff: *Shocked.* What!
John: What's the matter Jeffy? Am I too fast or are you too slow? *Gets up while still having Jeff's ankle.*
Jeff: Let go! *Tries to release himself from John's grip.*
John: What's the fun in that?

He tossed Jeff to the ground. And once Jeff gets up, before he could brace himself, he had got drop kicked by John. Jeff tried to get up, but John drew his sword and pointed towards Jeff's neck.

John: Correction, you lose.
Jeff: You won this round. *Takes off his mask.*
John: That's 2 for me to your 2 wins. We're even. *Takes off his mask.*
Jeff: For now.
John: We'll see. *Helps Jeff up.*
Jeff: Thanks.
John: You're getting stronger.
Jeff: Thanks.
John: Keep it up.
Jeff: Well, you're getting faster. No one has ever blocked my kicks.
John: *Laughs.* Well I have. We had been friends and partners for years. I know all of your moves, as you know all of mine.
Jeff: True.
John: *Looks at the time.* Man, we better get going. Maryse probably is worried sick about us.
Jeff: John, are you serious? You really think that Maryse is worried about us?
John: Yeah. Why not?
Jeff: One, She hates me, two, I fucking hate her, and three, she doesn't give a shit about you. She just wants you because of your looks and money.
John: That's not true.
Jeff: Really? If I'm wrong, how come she didn't call to see if we're okay and every other night she has to go in at work?
John: She is a hard working woman.
Jeff: At 10 p.m. at night?
John: Look Jeff, we have been good friends, but she's my fiancée. I think that you're jealous that I have someone in my life.
Jeff: Jealous of that thing . . . John, think before you talk.
John: *Sigh.* Can we just go. It's late and I need to rest.
Jeff: Fine.
John: You and Maryse need to get along.
Jeff: Whatever. Let's go. A shower, my bed and my fan is calling me. *Walks away.*
John: *Sighs.* Poor Jeffy.
John follows Jeff home.

Note from author: Again, I'm sorry for it being so short. LOL.