Hello! So, here I am with my first Chapter of "Ask the stars of CoD", so, lets just begin. And yes, it's in script form, cuz I dunno how else to put it. Oh, and I some shocking news.
My best friend came over to my house, and I introduced her to CoD, we began to play volume 1, and she said Mal (Yes, MAL) was ugly! WTF? I wanted to kill her right there.
But she said Diego was hot. Wha?
That is all.
(In some random room, with me and the cast of CoD)
Me: Hey look, i'm in my own Fanfiction, how cool!
Kai: That was exactly how I felt when I made myself as a long lost Cullen relative in my Twilight FanFic!
Mal: How did I get here? And ... Kai? You like Twilight?
(The entire cast except for Kai erupts into laughter)
Me: Sparkle! Sparkle!
Kai: Whats wrong with Twilight? And for the record I was half vampire half Zombie!
Me: Did you sparkle?
Natara: Uum, what's with all the sparkling? Can we get on with this please?
Me: Oh, sorry. Uuh, Blaise, Why did you sleep with Jeremy? Do you actually like him or is he just a substitute for Mal, so you can 'Blow off steam'?
(Blaise blushes, her cheeks turning a light Sakura pink, Jeremy stares at her in confusion, then to Mal, then back to Blaise. She stares at the ground)
Natara: Wait ... you slept with Jeremy?
Blaise: Uhh .. well, I'm gonna be upfront about it. Honestly, that wasn't the reason, well, in a way it was,
(Natara frowns at the idea of Mal being 'in love with somebody')
Natara: Wait, who does Mal love?
Kai: Oh, my fine FED. So intelligent, such a know it all, but yet so oblivious.
Me: Kai, your gonna spoil the plot. Oh, and there's a question for you. Kai: What types of things do you write about on Fanfiction?
(Both me and Kai smile like Cheshire cats at the word)
Kai: Well, as you know, I write Twilight Fanfiction, uhh, Harry Potter, My little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Mario, High School Musical, don't judge me! There's Pokemon, Hetalia, Spiderman, Sailor Moon, Naruto, and of course,my favourite, my Fanfics for "Rise of the Maskmaker" (Basically his Maltara Fanfics). So yeah.
Amy: My little Pony, why am I not suprised? But, Pinky Pie is pretty adorable!
Kai: Nu-uh! Rainbow Dash is totally fricking badass!
Amy: Pu-lease, Kai! Pinky Pie can transform from skrillex into her usually frizzy haired self in six seconds!
Me: Moving on! Uhh, Natara? This is an extremely awkward question ...
Natara: Oh no, not the unicorn again. That was years ago!
Me: No, but, uhh... why are you marrying Oscar to Spite Mal?
(Mal raises an eyebrow at this, and Oscar shoots him a death glare, Mal just simply gives Oscar a "Bitch Please" look)
Natara: Well... . The mind assumes things before we know all the facts, and in this case, I did. I heard Mal and Blaise over the phone and assumed they were together, and, Mal, being , and I quote "This handsome and charming", I guess I got a little jealous. But, I'm perfectly happy with Oscar, infact more than happy, I'm ecstatic.
(Natara smiles at Oscar, and the two share a ridiculously short kiss, almost as if accidental. Mal's smile dissapears, and the shine in his eyes dissapears, only for a moment, which I manage to catch, like when you try to pause a disney movie so you can see a subliminal message. I lean over to him, whispering in his ear)
Me: Aww, you want to hire a hitman so he'll be dead? I know most people do ... Anyways, Nat, another question, When you have sex with Oscar, do you think of Mal?
Natara: ... Once.
Mal: (Thoughts: ) Wow.
Natara: It was just, the night when I said yes to Oscar. I just, the idea, of Mal and Blaise, and, them, you know ... I couldn't get it out of my head.
Kai: Can I watch you two loverbirds next time you have some fun ...
Me, Natara, Oscar, and Mal: NO!
Kai: Oh. Aww.
Me: Well ... Amy?
Amy: Hiiii!
Me: What was your first kiss like with, Ken?
Amy: Oh, it was wonderful! It felt like there was a little hyperactive Kai running round my stomache and ...
Kai: Nice.
Amy: ... and I just felt so happy and, this is true,I actually felt like I was a disney Princess,don't laugh , and ... I, I really miss him. Alot. I wanna know how he's doing, and, what he's thinking about, and, if he's thinking about me.
Me: Well, that's depressing. Uhh, Mal, What would you be if you weren't a detective?
Mal: Uhh, I'd probably be .. a, a , I don't know, Coaching Football or something?
Nat: Heh. Coach Fallon. Nah, you should be a drill sargeant. I'd reccon you'd make a good one.
Me: Okay then, that's it for now. Bye!
Okay, anyone who gets the movie reference in there can have ... something. The cute cat thing Amy got in the interlude, that! I think there's a pic of it on the CoD facebook page.
Okay, so that's it, well, for now. Byee!
