A/N: I'm such a bitch, I know. I really do feel bad, honestly.

I got an anonymous review from some 'Jin' saying:

"This a landmark in Percy Jackson fanfiction history! First ever CxC lemon! I do not see any OOCness. By the way, birth control is only 99.9% effective, so if you wanted to continue the story you could have some baby drama!"

I was like, "You just made my fucking day, even though it's over!"
And I got a bunch of other reviews (from both this story and my other one, Thalico)... I was so happy. :3 You guys bothered reading my story, and reviewing it. I love you guys! :3
So, this is going to be an all dialogue story, so yeah... I'm going to be writing in different ways in this story, so it could go from third person, to first person, to all dialogue, and so on and so forth.
I really hope you can distinguish who is who by voice, but I'll tell you who is who anyways. So, first, it's Clarisse, then they go back and forth. (Oh gods, my mind. xD Mental images. XD)
ANYWAYS. On with the story I should've updated long ago, but didn't 'cause... Ugh. I can't think of a word bad enough.


"Shut the fuck up, you son of a bitch."

"As you wish, my love."

"Lucky for you that I don't feel like kicking your ass..."

"That's 'cause you love my ass. Don't even try to deny it. Ow. What was that for?"

"..."

"God damn it, Clarisse."

"..."

"Ow, okay, I get it, I get it."

"Mm. We gotta go."

"... Ugh."

"Chris, let go so I can get up."

"Why?"

"..."

"Holy fucking shit. OW. I get it!"

"You've said that three times now. I'm getting dressed now."

"... I love watching you get dressed. 'Cause then I can play it backwards in my mind."

"Move your ass, bitch. I'll lock you in here."

"Whatever."

"Chris, hurry up."

"Yeah yeah, just a second. Jeez."

"... I swear to all that is holy, don't start right now, we have got to go."

"But I thought you liked it."

"Fuck you."

"You know you want to."

"I'm going to lock you in here. Bye."

"No! I'm following, I'm following."

"Good."

"We've gotta do that again sometime."

"Oh my."

"Seriously."

"... Yeah, we do."


A/N: Now, that was a piece of shit, but I'm going to try to do another update really soon. It'll have to do with Clarisse and Chris making out in the Ares cabin, and one of her brothers will walk in or something.

I really hope you guys like using your imagination, because you can imagine whatever you like with the dialogue. :P

~P.J.O Lemons.