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Chapter Two-Wie heisst du?

Roxas POV (why? Well…I dunno, first person is easier to write in for me…plus I know all you yaoi fangirls wanna hear all of Roxy's thoughts on Axel. . )

I barely made it to my first class. Don't know HOW I managed it, but I did. My first class was German. Yeah….I guess do alright in English…and my mom told me that if you take a second langauge you seem….smarter I guess. There were only three different langauge classes available though, Spanish, French, and German. I don't think I like the idea of eating things that crawl around on the ground (snails a.k.a escargot) and Spanish never gets you anywhere (what my mom said) so here I am at German class. I felt pretty bad about what happened with the goth kids back there but Hayner never gave me a chance to explain. He took off. Actually he kind of shoved me first, then took off. I'll have to catch up with him later. I have to admit…it….wasn't so bad….being against a wall with that….Axel…so …..close….Nnn bad Roxas! Stop thinking about that extremely good looking guy with exotic hair and gorgeous green eyes…..NAHHH! STOP STOP STOP! I raked a hand through my hair and sighed/moaned loudly. The teacher looked at me from her desk. She probably thought 'Oh….great…another crazy crack-head. Terrific…keep 'em coming.'

I slumped into a desk breathing heavily. The bell rang loudly. Just in time I guess. I layed my head on the desk and sighed. I was so tired. Why! Wait….I know why…I had to/was forced to get up at 5:00 AM.

"HIYA ROXAS!"

I shot up into what I thought was a self defense ninja pose.

" Whoa, put those away Roxas. Don't want any broken bones around here." The blonde haired kid from the hallway! What was he doing here?

I lowered my hands.

" What are you doing here?" Great, I stared at the goths, now they're going to stalk me forever.

The blonde haired kid smiled and slammed his black messenger bag down on the desk to the right ofme.

" I'm here to learn German, what are you doing here?" He asked, pointing to the two seats in back of him.

" Hey guys! Over here!" The blonde haired kid called. The other two goths are here too now? The blue haired one and pink haired one walked through the doorway and took their seats in back of the blonde haired goth. I watched incrediously. Wait….if….they're here…could that mean…..the gorge- I it mean Axel would be here too?

" Uhm….is Axel in this class too?" I asked curiously.

" Axel? Yup, he's coming. He always likes making an entrance though. You know." The blonde haired one said, smiling again.

Our German teacher closed the door quietly and made her way to the middle of the room. She blinked rapidly for a moment and began speaking,

" Alright, class, now I will be teaching you of the German, and you will be of the learning, please." The German teacher said, in a very what I would guess was a German accent?

" Wie gehts? Ich bin prima! Ich werde Sie alle ungefähr deutsche lehren!" She held up her pencil.

" Was ist das? Das ist Ein Bleistift!" She said, teetering from one side to another. She reminded me of one of those "oompa loompas" from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. All short and teetering around like that. I almost expected her to break out into a song.

All of a sudden, the teacher's intro was cut short with a loud BANG! The door slammed open. A very cocky red head strode in, his chains rattling loudly.

" Who are you please?" The German teacher asked.

" Axel. Got it memorized?" He said, smirking. He looked over to where his groupies (and me) were sitting. He walked over and slumped down into the desk that was left of me with a kerplop! He adjusted himself so that his legs were resting on the desk all propped up, with his muddy Converse and all. He tipped back in his chair and closed his eyes.

The teacher was …I guess shocked at the entrance. I was too. I think the whole class was. I mean…he DID make a really cool entrance…

" Axel, I am of the thinking that you should…" She started.

" I'm here for an hour. So in this hour that I have to be here, how about you do your job. You teach these nice little boys and girls here who wanna learn German. And while you do YOUR job, I'll do mine. I'll sleep. Kay?" Axel smiled and closed his eyes again.

And the weird part was….

The teacher listened to him. She actually LISTENED to him. She continued on with her lesson. First we had to give her our names and why we joined this class.

" I'm Demyx…" The blonde haired kid said, twiddling his thumbs and looking up at the ceiling.

" I joined German because I heard it was a great stimulation for my developing mind. Plus I heard food day was awesome. Oh, and by the way, Jimi Hendrix rules." He whispered that last part, making a few girls giggle in the corner of the room.

" My name is Zexion. I joined this class because I thought it would add greatly to my learning experience." The blue haired kid said, quietly. So quietly, even I, being close to him, had to strain my ears to hear him.

" My name's Marluxia. I love the color pink, roses, and Martha Stewart's my hero. Anyone have a problem with that, then they can go to hell. I only joined this class because my friends did." He twirled a lock of his pink hair around his finger (which had pink nail polish by the way).

" Uhm…hi, my name's…..Roxas….a-and…..I…I….joined this class….because….uhm….it's….better than…..taking F-french?" I squeaked out nervously. I hate talking in front of crowds. It makes me sound like I'm hitting puberty.

I looked to my left, where Axel was still propped up on the desk. He let out this huge sigh. I let my eyes wander down his figure….so…slender…….God what the hell does he eat? DOES he even eat? Wait…why am I questioning this? Why am I even LOOKING? I like GIRLS…….don't I? I'm…supposed to….right? Wait…why am I questioning my preferences on sexuality NOW? IN GERMAN CLASS? My mind seemed to be breaking out into two sides, each with their own opinion. Side A was the pro gay Roxas. Side B was the con gay Roxas.

'Roxas, don't pay attention to girls, they're annoying and useless anyway. Now Axel, boy he sure is a sight to see isn't he?' said a sly Side A.

To this remark, Side B growled frustratingly.

' That's disgusting! Axel is no where as good looking as Namine is. See? She's looking at you Roxas. She likes yoooou….' Side B smirked.

' Are you kidding me? Namine is blonde and disgusting. Now Axel…he's a red head. Fiery….passionate……sexy….' Side A said, sighing softly.

' Side A DOES have a point, Side B. Axel IS pretty good looking….' I pointed out.

' Yeah, only one problem. HE'S A GUY! You don't like men! Men have nothing to offer you Roxas! Do they have boobs? NO! Namine does!' Side B argued viciously.

' Boobs are gross. Man boobs however are terrific, especially Axel's.' Side A argued back.

' Yeah….you're right Side A……wait. How do YOU know what Axel's man boobs look like?' I asked.

' Uhm….hey, the teacher is calling you.' Side A prompted.

I snapped out of my daze and looked around me. Demyx tapped my shoulder.

" Uhm…hey, the teacher is calling you. Didn't you hear?" He said.

" Hm?" I pulled a face and looked up at her.

She blinked rapidly for a moment and started teetering this way and that again.

" Have you not been paying attention student Roxas? Hm? You've been making faces in my class, is there something funny, plese, you'd like to share with class of mine?" She asked.

I blushed. I was again, probably as red as Axel's hair.

" No ma'am." I squeaked out.

The bell rang loudly. First class was over thankfully. I gathered my things and rushed out the door embarrassingly. God…get it together Roxas….Stop thinking about guys and boobs and Axel for one minute and focus on your highschool education so you can grow up, get a job, and have relationships like normal human beings.

'With Axel.' Side A grinned.

'Shut up' I said miserably.

Author's Note: Nuhhh…..I wrote this in the middle of the night. I was falling asleep on the keyboard practically. Roxas hears voices inside his head….don't we all though? laughs crazily Ehh…anyway, the German teacher in this story is actually based off my own German teacher, since I take German. She actually DOES remind me of an Oompa Loompa, all teetering around like that. Lol. Anyway, more to come. If you're wondering what she's saying in German up there, she's basically saying: How are all of you? I'm terrific. I'm going to teach you all about German. holds up pencil What is this? This is a pencil. XD