Lie Detector: Dick

Dick felt very groggy, he had been attacked from behind and sprayed with some type of knock out gas.

"Wake up Dickie bird." A familiar voice said.

"Tim? Where am I?" Dick moaned, "Oh pleases don't tell me? I am I about to take a lie detector test?"

"Damn right you are," Conner shouted out. Dick realised that he was in the same place as he was yesterday, when he made Tim take a lie detector.

"Damn it Timmy, why are you so evil?" Dick asked.

"Just the way I was born," Tim said happily, "First question from me, who did you lose you're virginity too?"

"Who did you lose it to?" Dick shot back, "Then I answer."

Tim pulled out Dick's eriscma sticks and turned them on, "Answer, or you get a shock."

"How did you get those?" Dick shouted, "I hide them in a secret place."

"Under you're bed isn't very secret," Barbara shouted.

"Barbara, why do you tell him everything?"

"We gossip, I enjoy it," Barbara answered back.

"Who did you lose you're virginity to?" Tim asked again.

"Zatanna," Dick mumbled under his breath.

"What was that?" Tim said, in a sarcastic tone.

"Zatanna," Dick shouted this time.

"You told me, I was you're first time," Barbara hissed.

"Did I?" Dick said sheepishly, "Tim, next question please? Now!"

"Question two from Conner, why when you were Robin, did you install cameras in the girls shower room?"

"You did what!" Artemis screamed.

"It was a dare from Wally, I just happened to leave them in," Dick reasoned, "Not sure if I ever took them out."

"No you did not," Tim said smirking and day dreaming.

"How do you know that?" Cassie asked.

Tim snapped out of his trance and quickly answered, "It wasn't my fault, I was checking if all the cameras were working and I just happened to find four inactive cameras, which I booted up and then I saw stuff."

"What stuff?" Barbara asked.

"TherewasonlytwogirlsinthereitsnotlikeI'mapervert," Tim said quickly, "I didn't mean to see Barbara and Cassie naked!"

"I'm gonna kill you!" Barbara hissed.

"Not cool boyfriend," Cassie said shaking her head, "Now I get to reveal some of you're secrets."

"That's not fair, I did a lie detector yesterday and I didn't mean to."

"Okay, I wont tell them."

"Is this secret the one about him enjoying being tied up during sex?" Dick chirped with glee. That earned him an electric shock. "Aww, why you little..."

"Little what?" Tim asked.

"You little heel."

"That's cool, question three from Barbara, why did you have a night light until you were fourteen... you had a night light until you were fourteen?" Tim didn't understand Dick.

"It made me feel safe," Dick said, not sounding really bothered.

"Okay, question four from Cassie, what type of relationship do you and Tim have?"

"I've known him since I was eight and he was four, he was there when my parents died," Dick said sombrely, "He gave me a picture his dad took and I would look after him, I like to think of us as Brothers."

"That's nice and sweet," Megan said.

"Very sweet and caring," Beast Boy said.

"Yes, doesn't mean I'm gonna stop the lie detector though," Tim added with a smirk.

"Damn it Tim!" Dick shouted out.

"Okay, I will only ask you four more question okay, next question from Bart, If we were in Las Vegas and I got drunk, would you help me back to the hotel... Bart why do you keep asking that?"

"Spoilers man, spoilers," Bart said, "Would you Dick?"

"Yes, cause you would properly give some poor souls credit card details away."

"Cool thanks," Bart answered back.

"Question six from yours truly, why is Huntress in you're contacts list?"

"I'm not answering thaaaaaaattttttttttttt!" Dick screamed as Tim electrocuted him again. Dick caught his breath again and answered, "We used to be friends and I must of forgot to get rid of her in my contacts."

"Rightttttttt, she used to be a friend, thats cool," Tim said, with his rare smile, "Question seven from Megan, why have you changed the blue of the bird, into pink?"

"I haven't done that... TIM!" Dick screeched, "You little bastard!"

"Okay, final question from me again, whose gonna be the best man, when you get married?"

"I was gonna ask you, but now IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII," Dick received another shock from Tim.

"You were gonna ask Tim? What about me?" Conner asked.

"And me?" Kaldur'ahm asked.

"Guys, I was joking Tim wasn't gonna... where's Tim gone?"

Tim was away, with a note to Dick. 'Have fun explaining things bro!'