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"Don't worry about it, he doesn't intimidate me."
"What did you say punk,"
Gohan saw what he did and he stood up too. "I said you don't intimidate me."
"Listen here bitch, you better watch who you're, talking to," Sharpner said.
"I'll talk to whoever I want, when I want and how I want to," Gohan fired back, as he took a step forward.
The beginning of Gohan's first day went a little less than perfect. (A lot actually). But there is still a lot of time in the school day, could it get better?Well, you'll have to read to find out.
First Day pt 2
Second period next day
The sound of the bell rung as everyone started to walk to their classes. Unfortunately for our hero he had forgotten where to go.
"Hey Gohan." A happy voice said from behind the half saiyan. The teen turned to see Erasa standing there smiling.
"Oh great Mrs. Happy is talking to me."
"Sup, um...could you tell me where my classes are?" Gohan asked.
"Yeah sure let me get a look at your schedule." Erasa said as she got extra close to him. Gohan was very annoyed at the girls closeness but it was a price he had pay to get to his classes.
"Omg we have all of your classes together so that means you and I are going to be very close for the rest of the semester." Erasa said while emphasizing very.
"And how long is it until the next semester?" Gohan questioned.
"Oh silly the next semester isn't until January and it's September so we have a good amount of time to get along." Erasa said while she ran a hand over his chest making him slightly blush, only slightly. Erasa gasped as she felt his toned chest and wide grin grew upon her face. "Wow your very toned, do you work out I bet you do." Erasa said with a wink.
"First you dis me then you try to hit on my girl what is wrong with you nerd." Sharpner said as everyone turned to see what was happening.
"Sharpy calm down he asked if I could show him around and I said yes." Erasa said defending the teen.
"Woh Woh Woh I didn't say th-."
"So your trying to get in my girls pants on your second day of school, you just crossed th-." Sharpner started but was cut off.
"Yeah yeah I have crossed the line and now you wanna beat me up blah blah blah." Gohan said stunning everyone. "Now that I have just embarrassed you in front of your girl I will be going to class. Erasa would you please show me the way." Gohan smiled while looking down to the shorter blonde.
"Yes I will, I'll see you after class." Erasa pointed at Sharpner as the two walked away side by side.
"When I get my hands on that nerd he will rue the day he crossed me". Sharpner threatened the half saiyan.
After Class.
The bell had just rang for lunch and everyone who had this lunch period walked in. Gohan looked around for a seat but he didn't want to sit next to weaklings so he decided to go to the roof.
"Gohan over here." Erasa called to the teen. Gohan walked over to her to see Erasa sitting on one side and Videl on the other "Hey cutie do you wanna sit with us today." Erasa said while batting her eyes.
"Sorry I'm not in the mood." Gohan stated as Sharpner walked over and sat next to Erasa. "Plus I don't sit next to weaklings." The saiyan then walked off to what he assumed were the stairs to the roof and walked up them.
"What is that guys problem I think I need to teach him a lesson." Sharpner said as he grind his fist and his palm together. Erasa placed a hand on her boyfriend's shoulder and she looked at him.
"Don't worry about it babe he's new and he seems cool even if he does act distant." Erasa said. While her best friend was calming down her boyfriend Videl was thinking about the half saiyan.
"He didn't even care about my father and who he was. Usually they come at me like a pack of hungry wolves for meat and they only come for my father and his money. But for some odd reason he didn't care." Videl thought but soon she was ripped away from them.
"Videl Videl!" Erasa yelled in the girl's face as she snapped back into reality.
"Oh sorry E I was thinking about something, what did you ask?" Videl asked the blonde girl.
"I was asking if you wanted to go to the mall on Friday before school let out?" Erasa asked.
"Oh yea sure, um I'll be right back." Videl said as she headed for the stairs towards the roof and began to walk up them.
After finishing his lunch Gohan sat on the edge of the roof. "Of course my fucking mother is forcing me to go to this hell hole. I mean I don't mind the cute girls but the guys are all imbeciles." Gohan ranted to himself when he felt a power level at the door.
"You know you shouldn't spy on people it's very rude." Gohan said out loud to the peeping Videl. When she heard him say that she quickly hid again but to no avail. "I still know you're there Videl."
Videl was startled by this and she almost fell back and hit her head on the stairs but she caught herself. Finally giving up the teen girl opened the door and walked up next to the saiyan. "How the hell did you know I was there?" Videl asked.
"Well your not really a ninja I heard your footsteps." Gohan said while lying about the last part.
"But that's impossible I was completely silent."
"Whatever helps you sleep at night anyway why are you here?" Gohan asked the girl.
"I w- well I wanted to see what y-you were doing." Videl stuttered out. "Wait why am I stuttering I'm Videl freaking Satan I shouldn't be stuttering I've talked to bank robbers and never stuttered. But why does he make stutter?" Videl questioned herself.
"And why is that do I interest you." Gohan said as he turned around and put on a cocky grin.
"No you don't I just wanted to see what you were doing and that's that so um g-goodbye." Videl yelled as she stormed off back to lunch for the remainder two minutes.
The human teenager sat down in her seat and she grabbed her head in aggravation. "Woo you good there Videl you seem mad." Erasa pointed out.
"Yea I'm fine it's just that new guy he's just, uhhh never mind." Videl said as she slumped in her chair.
"Well don't worry about nerd boy let's just get to gym before we get run over by the seniors." Sharpner said as all three of them got up and walked to gym class.
The bell rung and Gohan heard it with his saiyan hearing. "Mm I don't feel like walking there how about I try out that new technique." Gohan thought as he put two fingers on his forehead and used his father's old technique and appeared in the locker room. Luckily no one was there yet and Gohan got changed into a t-shirt and shorts and just walked out of the locker room and waited in the gym for class to start.
When everyone got dressed and walked back out all of the girls, except Videl, instantly starting fanning themselves and breathing heavily has they looked at Gohan. "Oh my Kami look at his arms they are just wow." Erasa said as she looked at Videl who was even blushing a bit.
"Omg Erasa look at him I just wanna grab him and-
In the wastelands. (Piccolo)
"Sixty nine, seventy, seventy o-."
"One minute just one minute alone with him and that be the best minute of my life." Lisa said as she stared at Gohan as he walked up and got in a line.
"You've got to be kidding me these girls are really fawning over me already." Gohan thought as he looked over and saw a bunch of girls biting there lips and winking at him as the guys girlfriends were getting angrier by the minute.
Suddenly the gym teacher walked threw the door. "Ohhhh no." Gohan said at to the teacher who looked back at him in anger.
"Oh you've got to be kidding me your in this school when the hell did you start class here, Kakabrat?" A spiky haired menace asked
"Today, why are you here Vegeta?" Gohan questioned the prince of all four saiyans.
"Because the woman said I wouldn't get any sex if I didn't do something 'constructive' with my life." Vegeta said while mocking Bulma.
"Whatever let's just get this over with." Gohan said to the last full blooded saiyan.
"Okay class I'm your new teacher and is my name is ugh, Mr. Briefs." Vegeta said with anger in his voice.
"Wait Briefs, are you by any chance Bulma's husband?" Erasa questioned.
"Wow it looks like this school has the brightest in the world." Vegeta said mockingly. Erasa turned to Gohan as she put the pieces of the puzzle together.
"So you personally know the husband of the most famous woman in the world." Erasa said to Gohan.
"Yea I do and I really don't want to get a mob of people asking me questions so let's just get this crap done already."
"Sure brat okay here's what where doing the name of the game is dodge ball all the people who don't wanna play can sit down now but everyone else take a step forward." Vegeta explained.
Most of the girls including Erasa and a few guy nerds sat down and the rest took a step forward. "Okay let's make the teams even, I will judge you solely on what you look like. Mm Okay first Gohan go on the right side of the gym." Vegeta commanded and he did so. "Okay everyone else on the left side now let's go."
Everyone story their dumbfounded at what he said but no one wanted to get on his bad side so they did what they were told. "The rules are don't cross this red tape everything else is legal now GO!" Vegeta screamed as about 13 teens ran to get the balls while Gohan stood their motionless.
"I hope your ready to eat rubber nerd boy." Sharpner screamed as he launched a ball at Gohan but he easily dodged it by moving to the left. Gohan smirked at Sharpner which made him growl. "Okay you three fire at him now and when he tries to dodge it you fire another one." Sharpner said while pointing at the people.
Everyone listened to him and 3 balls came flying at the half saiyan and he was ready for them all. The first 3 came at Gohan in a straight line so he ran towards them and caught the one in the middle and the dodged the other two. Right after another red death ball came at him and he ran towards it and slid under it while nailing the middle linebacker in his gut sending him flying back a few feet.
"Come on Sharpy I thought you had a better strategy then that." Gohan taunted the blonde male. The angry human growled again and he started to order people around.
"You four, two of you go high two go low." The four nodded there heads and chucked the balls at Gohan. Seeing the four balls coming at him the teen saiyan waited till they got close and he jumped up in the air between the balls and spread out his arms and legs like a plane, dodging the balls and stunning everyone.
The savior of the world ran back to where the balls were located and he started to throw them at people. The red rubber balls were going so fast that no one had time to react and just like that only five people were left.
Now angered the captain of the girls volleyball team threw her dodgeball at the super saiyan but it was to high so Gohan jumped in the air and caught the ball leaving four people left. "Okay so four left I want to save Sharpner for last so how about I take out those to jacked jocks and then I'll hit Videl in her shoulder." Gohan thought.
After Sharpner got mad again he threw four dodgeballs at the half saiyan and they were easily dodged. Gohan ran to the back and had two in hand and one on the floor in front of him. The son of Goku nailed the two jocks by hitting one in the gut and another in a place that no man should be hit. All that could be heard was an ear piercing streak that made all the guys grab their privates and Vegeta laugh and point.
After everyone turned their attention to the game Gohan kicked up the ball and when the ball came back down Gohan tapped it with his middle finger and it hit Videl in her shoulder making her drop the ball and grab her shoulder in minor pain.
"Sharpy boy listen I don't want to embarrass you in front of the class including your cute girlfriend so how about you just walk out of here without your pride having a large bruise in it."
The blonde teen looked over at Erasa and girls were trying to fan her off because she had fainted from what he said. "No one tells my girl she looks cute except from me." The star pitcher of the baseball team screamed as he threw the ball at high speeds for a human but at slow speeds for a saiyan.
Gohan held out his right arm and caught it with ease as he had a smirk on his face. "Your out, bitch." Gohan said and most of the teens started to cheer while all of the guys who's girlfriends were cheering stared in angry silence.
After everyone had gotten changed and left for the last class of the day Gohan was walking through the halls. "Hey nerd boy." Sharpner yelled as him and five jacked guys stood in front of him.
"What do you want Sharpy." Gohan said with a bored tone.
"You listen her and listen good you better stay away from all of our girls or were gonna have problems." Sharpner demanded as his goons nodded their heads.
"You listen hear I'm not some little nerd who is going to let you talk to me like that so get out of my way and move on." Gohan said as he pushed two of the goons out of the way and he sent both of them flying into lockers.
The half saiyan kept walking to his new class as people stared at the new kid who just took down two students of Hercule Satan.
Gohan found Erasa and she walked him into the class and then Gohan walked to the only open seat and took it. Unfortunately for him it was next to the daughter of the man who stole his credit from the Cell games.
"So um I'm sorry for how the guys acted when you won the game it was childish." Videl said trying to start up a conversation.
"Wow is the great Videl Satan talking to me should I bow or what?" Gohan asked in a mocking way.
"Oh ha ha I try to be nice to you but I guess you don't wanna talk to me." Videl said.
"Looks like you finally got the message." Gohan spoke with a relief in his tone.
"Why do you act like that?" Videl questioned.
"Oh my Kami, I thought you got the message but for the sake of time what do you mean?" Gohan asked the girl.
"Why do you act like a...ugh I don't know an enigma a mystery why?"
Gohan looked at the girl with a serious look. "Listen, I know people, people that you wouldn't imagine an average high school boy would know but I do. I'd rather make friends for who I am and not who I know and what I can do," Gohan explained.
Videl looked at the ten with a sense of understanding. "I know how he feels. It looks like we have more in common than I thought," Videl thought.
"I understand you, the same thing happens with my father, and since I know martial arts everyone expects me to be this big tough tomboy. They never even care about how I feel."
"Looks like we're two peas in a pod."
"Yeah, maybe we are," Videl said with a light smile towards Gohan.
There is chapter two I hope you guys liked it and I will be posting my next chapter for Gohan Tries to Survive High School today or tomorrow.
