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We see our mutant laying on a couch blanket around him, on a couch and playing a game he was in some large apartment building that's not his and Wallace's apartment that was crappy.

Scott heard someone skating threw the door and he knew exactly who it was his new girlfriend Ramona Flowers with her goggles and black hoodie on her head.

"Are you dreaming about playing video games?" She asked her somewhat dorky boyfriend with a smile on her face.

"Apparently." Scott said still focused on the game.

Ramona sat right next to him and said playfully "That is so, so pathetic."

"Your kidding, the game is great." Scott said defensively.

"Anyway quit dreaming and get your ass out of bed." She said kissing him on the cheek.

"Wait but isn't it night time?" Scott asked

"It 11:30! It's Late!" Ramona said as she quickly scatted through the door.

" OH Crap!" Scott said taking the blanket off of himself.

The real world

"Wait? Its not even late." Scott said in a drowsy voice.

A few hours later Scott and Wallace were sitting in a train with some people catching news off Scott being a mutant some didn't care but some sat away from him and gave him a look which of course he didn't really care that much. He was wearing a blue hoodie and had a brown leather jacket over it he ditched his red cap.

Scott pilgrim age 23

Hero of this fanfic

stats: Mutant and son of the super hero Wolverine

"It's almost nice out." Wallace said while reading a magazine

"Yeah isn't it April or something?" Scott said

Wallace Wells

ERSTWHILE roommate of hero

age 25

FUN FACT: he's Gay

"It's April something yeah, Hey the actor Lucas Lee is filming a new movie here." Wallace said.

"No is he hot?, wasn't he in that one movie "Bottle rocket"?

"No that was Luke Wilson." Wallace replied "No comment on the hotness."

"Wait wasn't there a Luke Wilson from that band I played with last week?" Asked Scott

"Yeah, you mean the show where you basically revealed your a mutant and have knives in your hands?"

"Yeah and the part when you were making out with my sisters now ex- boyfriend." said Scott

"Can we please talk about something else."

"Oh yeah I forgot to tell you, I'm inviting Ramona for dinner in a couple days or whatever, so you two can finally meet and stuff."

"Oh Ramona?, We already meet actually." Wallace said

"How?"

"Your sister introduced us."

"what!? When?"

"At your show." Wallace said simply.

"Wait my show with Lucas lee?"

"Luke Wilson!"

"Whatever! how does Stacey know Ramona anyway?!" Scott asked

"*Sigh* Listen Scott I'm going to issue an ultimatum."

"One of your famous ultimatums?" Scott asked

"Listen Scott you need to tell Knives that you don't feel that way for her."

"But thats gonna be hard." Scott said in a whiney tone.

"If you don't Scott I'll tell Ramona about the kisses that knives gave you I swear to god."

Scott was left in deep thought at this.

"Also I'm gonna have a friend over so do don't come home." Wallace said

"What!? We are home! This is our stop!" Scott yelled as the bus stopped at their destination

"See you tomorrow Scott." And with that he walked away.

Scott then yelled curses at his Gay friend but they were ignored. Scott then ran out of breath and sat down he noticed the people starring at him he then let out a growl which scared them a little as they turned away.

The past hours have not been easy it was hard but he had to tell Knives he didn't feel that way and when he told her he could tell how she was feeling. And as he was on the bus he started to think about Ramona which cheered him up.

Scott then went to band practice and told his friends the news and Kim was the only one who said something saying he was 'The scum of the earth.' Which kinda didn't bring him down one bit.

A few days later

"So this is the night eh? Fattening her up for the kill?" Wallace asked

"GO! BEGONE! ENOUGH!" Scott said he was wearing a apron with his regular shirt and jeans.

"Hey, come on. I have to eat before she gets here and you kick me out." Wallace said as he was trying to get some food

"Call that payback for kicking me out." Scott said still mad about it.

"Please there's so much food." Wallace whined

"There's only enough for me and Rammy!"

"Wait are you seriously calling her that?" Wallace asked

"Not to her face."

Ding Dong!

"Alright time for you to go." Scott then pointed to the door.

"Alright." Wallace said as he sighed in defeat

As Wallace opened the door Ramona was there in her cloths and her hair was died differently now (Just remember Ramona's volume 2 hair color.)

"Good evening welcome." Said Wallace

"Hi, Wallace right?" Ramona asked

Ramona Flowers

American ninja delivery girl

Age: Unknown

Everything: Unknown

Fun Fact: Unknown

"You mind if I sit" Ramona asked while she was taking off her boots on the couch.

"Hey you got a haircut!" said Scott

"Yeah, do you like it?"

"It's got two colors."

"Yeah... Do you like it." Ramona asked again

Scott and Wallace looked at each other and Wallace helping his sometimes clueless friend said "It's lovely. It's thoroughly hip."

Scott then responded saying "Thoroughly hip! Lovely"

Ramona rolled her eyes she got up again and asked" So, do I get a tour of your apartment?"

"Yeah sure." said Scott

Wallace walked out of the apartment saying " YOU KIDS HAVE FUN NOW!"

"So... this is the living room... There's the bed... And you've already seen the bed." Scott said giving Ramona a tour (A very crappy tour)

Ramona looked unimpressed and asked " Is this the only room?"

"No there's the bathroom of course"

"I... see."

Scott then explained what was made for dinner and Ramona asked where he got it but to her surprise he actually made it.

"You can cook?" Ramona asked surprised

"Only a little." Replied Scott who scratched his head sheepishly

"I thought the apron was for show."

The couple began to eat a loaf of garlic bread sitting on the floor since their was no table.

"This is really good, I wish you had a table though." Ramona said actually liking the food

"Glad you like, sorry there's no table though."

"I still cant believe you made a loaf of garlic bread."

"Yeah I mean I can eat garlic bread all day non-stop."

"You'd totally get fat." Ramona replied.

"No I wouldn't, Why would I get fat?" Scott asked

Ramona then told her boyfriend how he could get fat and he was actually surprised by this.

A few minutes the couple was making out on the bed with the T.V. on. Scotts hand was rubbing on Ramona's thigh and said girl was messing up his already messy brown hair which she seemed to notice was getting longer.

"Your hairs getting pretty long." She said

Scott then mildly pushed his girlfriend away and shouted "OH GOD! I NEED A HAIRCUT DON'T I."

Ramona said "Well I mean, I don't know. Its long cute."

"BUT IT WOULD BE CUTTER SHORT! WOULDN'T IT!" Shouted Scott as he was messing up his hair.

"I'm just sayin' Its getting long. It's cute, it's okay."

Scott got in a fetal position and said "Oh GOD!"

THE NEXT DAY

Scott was walking to a video store which apparently Kim worked there but as he was close he noticed something smelled weird he could only describe the smell 'Death'.

He then noticed a man who looked to be In his 40 and to say the least he was huge his body was very muscular and taller he had fangs coming from his mouth and he looked wild he also had blonde hair that went to his waste. (Just imagine sabretooth in a Scott pilgrim comic)

The man then walked away and Scott letting his curiosity get the better of him followed him.

What an idiot

Scott followed the man to a abandoned warehouse and when he entered he didn't see the man anywhere. Suspecting that this this was a trap Scott decided to bring his weapons out

SNIKT !

"So it's is true, the runt does have a son, claws and all." A voice said from the shadows of the warehouse. Scott sniffed the air trying to track his would be attacker.

Then out of nowhere the man jumped out the wall and tried to land on Scott. Scott rolled out of the way and stared at the man.

"Who the hell are you?" Scott asked in a demanding tone.

"Oh... Your old man never told you about me, I'm hurt" The man said in a hurt expression which was fake of course.

"Wait you knew my dad?"

"Oh did he know me we used to fight all the time, and in a matter of fact I should call you my nephew." Sabretooth said with a savage grin.

"What?!"

"That's right but enough Talk time to dance little man!" Said Sabretooth as he unleashed his animal like fingernail claws and lunged at the younger mutant. Scott then jumped and was able to stab Sabretooth in the chest the giant responded by kicking Scott off of him really hard. Scott was blown away by the force of the kick and rolled to the ground and then stabbed the ground to stop himself which succeeded Scott then charged at the man claws ready and slashed at him Sabretooth retaliated by swiping Scott in the face. Scott yelped in pain but ignored it and stabbed the blonde in the stomach. Sabretooth got angrier and they continued for about an hour slashing at each other like wild animals.

Scott then dodged Sabretooths swipe and stabbed his attacker in the hand Sabretooth yelled in pain as he looked at the metal claws though his hand. Enraged grabbed Scott's neck and started to squeeze. The young mutant then grunted in pain and Sabretooth threw him at a very sharp pipe which impaled Scott.

Scott then yelled in pain and got angrier as he pulled himself off the pipe and he charged at the blonde. The fight lasted another hour with and their clothing damaged Scott's t-shirt in shreds and blood, and Sabretooths fur coat heavily damaged.

"Okay Runt JR. I haven't had this much fun in months." Sabretooth said ready for round 5 but he was stopped as he heard his employer.

"*Growl* Well Runt JR. its been fun but I gotta go" Sabretooth then pounced his way out of the warehouse leaving a very pissed off Scott.

A few minutes after Scott calmed down he went to the nearest telephone booth and asked Wallace to pick up some movies about Lucas Lee which Wallace did. The day after that fight Sex- bob-ombs band practice ended and they got word of Scotts ex-girlfriends new album cover and when Stephen offered him some of her cd's Scott hit him with a pillow. That same night Wallace got a call from Knives which ended up with her being at his apartment door.

(Which was totally awkward) NIGHTIME

Scott and Ramona were walking through a small park and they were talking about Lucas Lee

"I've only seen, like, only one of his movies I think it was 'I hope there's a Heaven' or something." Ramona said to her boyfriend

"I heard that was supposed to be good. But it was rented out." Scott said a little disappointed because he's never seen it.

"So is this going to be really weird for you, I mean we can do something else if you want" Scott said

"No, No it's cool." Ramona said "I haven't seen him since high school dude."

"I don't really remember my high school years." said Scott as he used his key to unlock the apartment door.

"Well, we can turn it off if its really bad" Said Ramona

An hour later

"This is really bad" Said Scott with a face that shows he was unimpressed.

"I wish you had a couch." Ramona said while she was on Scott's couch.

"Me too."

The two looked at the movie and it was bad like very bad.

"I mean, how hard can it be to get a couch? I've gotten couches off the street."

"Ramona you don't have a couch either." Scott said smiling

"I don't have a T.V., Either!"

"Well,I wish you had a couch!"

Scott then noticed Ramona's head was glowing again and seeing that she was getting upset changed the subject which seemed to work as she playfully questioned his sexuality they then kissed and called it a night. The next morning Scott's parents called and he decided not to confront them about his adoption until later thinking that he wasn't ready yet.

Later Scott and Ramona hung out with Scott's friends at Stephen's place where they made vegan shepherds pie. But they didn't see Knives looking through the window.

Knives dyed her hair to a red streak Trying to get Scott attention that way.

Meanwhile, Scott and Ramona were hanging out at Ramona's apartment where Scott saw a cat that turned out to be Ramona's pet called Gideon. Ramona then briefly talked about her and Lucas's relationship.

"Damn it, Shoulda got a haircut." Scott complained as he and Wallace was walking up to the meeting place The Casa Loma.

"I still don't see it, you look to me" Said Wallace as he ruffled Scott's hair" Hot."

They then saw Lucas Lee who was sitting down reading a book while smoking.

"Can I help you guy's?" Lucas asked

"*Ahem*" Scott was silent until he excitedly told Wallace" He's famous and he's talking to me!"

Wallace was getting annoyed and he reminded Scott on why they were here.

"Again, who are you?" Lucas asked

"Oh, I'm Scott pilgrim"

"Oh, okay." Lucas then stomped out his smoke and walked over to Scott.

"Oh before we do this my sisters a huge fan and she asked me to get a-" Scott was stopped mid sentence as he was punched in the face so hard that he was knocked even with Scott's organic metal skeleton, to the ground which made Scott a little annoyed.

Lucas shook his hand in pain and then grabbed Scott's feet and spun him around before throwing him into the building

Scott dug himself out of the rubble and saw Lucas lee standing there Lucas offered Scott some baby carrots and Gatorade which Scott excepted. The two young men had a heart to heart conversation about Ramona and how surprisingly she cheated on him with someone else. Lucas then tried bribing Scott but that ended with him Calling Lucas a sellout. Lucas got angry and tried fighting Scott but Scott tricked him into grinding of some pretty steep stairs it worked and the speed from the grind made making Lucas burst into coins.

"Oh shit!" Scott yelled

"What is it?" Wallace asked

"I forgot to get his autograph, Stacy's gonna be mad." Scott said

"Your such a tool Scott" Wallace said

"Shut up." Scott said

Scott then went to go pick up the money and Ramona came by.

"I mean look at this mess God!"

"Sorry about that guy. How much did he leave?"

"He left 14 DOLLARS?!, Fucking asshole." Scott said angry that he was pissed at being cheated.

Ramona said" Wow life is hard."

"Wait didn't you want to talk to him or something." Scott asked

"Yeahhhh... not really."

Later on Ramona meet Stacey again at the Toronto Reference Library and they talked that was until Ramona noticed a figure that has been stalking them. The figure revealed to be Knives and Ramona used a metal poll to fight her they fought around the library and Knives got a hit cutting Ramona in the cheek. The fight continued until Knives realized that Ramona was too much for her and she retreated but not before leaving one of her knives with a note.

Later after that Scott got a call from an unexpected someone and that someone was Envy Adams She basically invited him to see her gig and Scott feeling emotionally angry and vulnerable said yes. Wallace found him later with some slash marks in the apartment.

He told the and they agreed to go too.

Friday

The friends finally made it to the place Lee's Palace.

"Yo." Stephen greeted

"Ya seen her yet." Scott asked referring to Envy.

"No."

Ramona then noticed Stephen's haircut and said" Dude nice haircut."

"Stephen you got a haircut?" Scott asked

"YES! SHUT UP!" Stephen yelled in embarrassment

"Why don't I have a haircut? Why do you get a haircut."

"I was nervous! Shut up!" Stephen said

"We're just talking to her! If anyone should be nervous it's me!" Yelled Scott

"I know shut up!" Yelled Stephen as he chucked down his beer.

Scott then witnessed a horrifying sight, Kim was wearing high heels.

"Kim! Why are you wearing HIGH HEELS!" Scott said horrified

"Whatever. Look who's Neil's with." Kim said pointing her thumb over to where Neil was.

The group were surprised to see Knives with her arm around Neil as she look back with a smile on her face.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Stephen shouted

"She's very, Uh... Abatable." Kim said with a smug smile on her face.

"Holy shit." Scott said but in a voice that no one could hear him.

"Did she Seduce Neil or something?" Stephen asked still having a shocked look on his face.

Ramona saw Scott staring at the two and she asked "Did you two date recently."

"No." Scott answered but he wasn't nervous in fact he kinda had a disappointing look on his face.

"Bet you Neil will date her briefly." Kim said in her usual monotone voice

"I...I still can't believe this." Stephen said as he rustled his own hair" Should we take him to the back and bet him up?"

The rest of the time went as normal as it got Knives turned out to be a fan of 'The Clash Of Demon head' and Stephen told her about their history with each other and that Envy used to date Scott which shocked her.

A band played and lets just say the were bad ( No I'm sugar coating it THEY SUCKED!).

And then it was time..

"I really don't want to be here Ramona." Scott said with displeasure on his face.

"Shh." Ramona said trying to make him as comfortable as possible.

The stage went foggy as a red-haired with a trench coat appeared on stage with other people appearing as well one was male and had a skull T- shirt and blond hair while the other was a female with glasses and black hair and bandages wrapped around her right arm.

The audience cheered for the band and they began to play Ramona then told Scott that the Blond was Todd her third evil ex- boyfriend.

TO BE CONTINUED.