Hello poppets! I am hyper yet again! So I decided to work on my hyper story! My story's hyper and so am I! What a coincidence! I don't care what you say, Ben. I'm going to write as many chapters as I feel like writing! Yay! So, let the madness begin!

1 Chapter 2

Harry and Draco were enthralled in conversation. Ron was currently chasing me since I had stolen one of his dolls. Ron yelled, "Give it back! That was gift from my late Grandmamma!" I laughed.

Harry was saying to Draco, "It's like you are a guitar, man. You could make great music but you are so out of tune, yo. But I am the magical tuner, man!" Draco nodded.

"Tune me, please!"

"All in good time, yo." Ron was beginning to get very annoyed with me.

"Give me back Miss Polly Pants!!!"

I laughed menacingly (I'm the menacing one now!), "No!"

Then Dumbledore came into the Great Hall. I thought, ooh, the authority is going to get me. So I gave Ronikins his doll back. I shouldn't have worried. Dumbledore was getting very crotchety in his old age. I doubt he would have even noticed I had taken Ron's precious little dolly.

Dumbledore said, "Well, hello children! What game are we playing today?"

Harry said, "I'm teaching Malfoy de universal music, man!" Dumbledore ruffled his hair.

"Now isn't that nice?" He stared at me. "Who are you?"

I said, "Name's Jillian. And you're Dumbledore, right?"

"How did you know?" He looked at me weirdly, "You're not psychic, are you?"

"Well, actually, I am. But that's beside the point. I read about you in a book. You look really different then I pictured you. Aren't you supposed to look youthful even though you're so old? You look like you're just about to fall over and die!"

"Death is but a part of the long road we walk."

"Er, yeah. Okay." Hermione came in. I don't know where she was. But since I haven't had her say anything, I assume she was gone.

She sat at the table, "So, JILLIAN, why are you really here?"

I said, "Oh, a sharp one you are. Aside from the fact that I wanted to spice up my story a little, I wanted to tell you the evil is afoot."

Dumbledore stared at me and screamed, "Evil! EVIL!!!" And then he went running down the hall like the insane old man that he was.

I asked, "What's wrong with him?"

Ron shrugged, "Dunno. He just started acting like that a little while ago. I think his old age is finally catching up with him." I nodded.

Hermione asked, "What kind of evil?"

"Well, what kind of evil USUALLY is in these books?" Harry stopped talking to Draco and looked at me.

"It's not Voldemort, is it?"

Ron squealed and said, "Don't say his name!"

I looked at Ron at said, "God, you're a sissy. It's a word! It won't harm you! So just shut up about it!" Ron looked down.

"You shut up…"

I sighed, "Anyway, yes. As always, it IS Voldemort. He's out there doing all that evil stuff he does. He even stole a little kid's lollipop the other day!" They all gasped.

Ron said, "No!"

I said, "Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"All right, fine…"

I looked at Ron, "You know, you're starting to get on my nerves."

Ron looked down, "I'm sorry."

I continued, "Anyway, I know for a fact that he's coming to Hogwarts in two weeks."

Harry exclaimed, "Whoa, man!" I nodded.

"You said it. Anyway, so we can use these three weeks to prepare." We all sat in a sinister silence.

Malfoy yelled, "AAHHH!!!"

Hermione asked, "What? What is it?"

Malfoy said, "There was a silence. I screamed for all of us." We all nodded in understanding.

I said, "So, we have some things to do."

Ron asked, "How do you know all this?"

I asked, "How many times do I have to tell you? I'm the WRITER. I know everything that's going to happen. I know how the story's going to end, who's going to win, and I know that Hermione is about to trip over that banana on the floor."

Hermione tripped and screamed, "AAHH!!!" She fell on her bum. "I tripped and fell on my bum!" I grinned.

"I know! I am all-knowing."

Harry said, "You know de universal music, man?"

I said, "No! There isn't any universal music! And I'm getting sick of all your stupid ghetto crap! At least for now, you're not ghetto anymore." Harry blinked. He looked around.

"Wow. Thanks. I was really getting sick of all that myself." Everyone else nodded in agreement.

Hermione asked, "So what should we do about the evil?"

I said, "I don't know, Hermione. Why don't you serenade us with a song?"

"How would that help?"

I shrugged, "It probably wouldn't. But do it anyway."

Hermione said, "No! That's COMPLETELY idiotic!"

I stared at her menacingly, "Do you want to fall over again? It'll be for the third time today." Hermione sighed.

"Fine." She began to sing, "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore! When you sing ding a ling a ling, when you sing, Isabella!"

We all swayed to the music. Hermione's voice isn't half bad. It's ALMOST half bad. Not quite, though. Dumbledore came back in. He seemed as though he had recovered from his moment of insanity earlier.

He asked, "Oh, is Hermione singing a little ditty?" We all nodded. "Isn't that nice?"

I said to Hermione, "You can stop singing now. Now we need to have a discussion."

Dumbledore asked, "Discuss what?"

I said, "You know, the evil." Dumbledore stared at her.

"Evil! EVIL!!!" And he went running and jumped out the window. We all stared after him for a minute.

After a while, I said, "ANYWAY, back to what I was talking about. You'll have to learn the great new magic olden day people."

Hermione said, "But that doesn't make sense!"

I said, "No, no it doesn't. But that's just WHY it makes sense. Don't you see?"

"No."

"Then my job is done. Anyway, let's continue the conversation." Hermione stared at me like I was crazy. I guess she had a right to. That's why I didn't make her fall over again.

Ron said, "But who will show us the way to Babylon?"

I said importantly, "I will, my friend. And while I'm at it, I'll teach you all some new magic tricks! Of we go!"

Okay, I'm done. My hyperness is wearing off so I'll have to put everything else in the next chapter. Wow, this chapter is really short. Oh well! It's insane! And that's all that matters! I hope you all like this! Au revoir!