This young troll stands in his respiteblock. It just so happens that today, the 12th bilunar perigee of the 6th dark season's equinox, is the day of this young troll's larval awakening, also known as his wriggling day. Though it was six solar sweeps ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name.
What will the name of this young troll be?
➣ Enter name.
'TURDIS NOBODY'
➣ Try again.
'TAVROS NITRAM'
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Your name is TAVROS NITRAM.
You are known to be heavily arrested by SEA DWELLERS AND WATER CREATURES, and long to experience such an existence yourself. You have an undying passion for STORY TELLING, especially of the fantasy kind, a skill you have utilized to CAPTURE AND INTRIGUE a great many. They are all your friends, as well as your poetry battle buddies. You often duel through a variety of related SLAM POETRY AND ROLE PLAYING GAMES. You used to engage in various forms of MORE EXTREME ROLEPLAYING with some of your other friends of the same species before you had an accident.
You like to engage in the aforementioned noble practice of ALTERNIAN SLAM POETRY, possibly the oldest, most revered, and certainly freshest artform in your planet's rich history. You have a profound fascination with the concept of FLIGHT, and all lore surrounding the topic. You believe in VARIOUS SUPERSTITIONS such as the doomsday scenarios suggested to you by many a friend.
Your trolltag is anchoredTourmaline and you uHH. sPEAK IN A SORT OF. fALTERING MANNER.
Later, you will play a game with 5 other friends, and go on a big adventure with them. You love big adventures. Also this game, for convenient reference, currently does not exist.
What will you do?
➣ Tavros: Examine pod thing.
That is your RECUPERACOON full of nourishing SOPOR SLIME. Every young troll enjoys the cozy embrace of such a vessel each night, and the relaxing ooze helps assuage the terrible visions of blood and carnage that plague the dark subconscious of your species.
Unfortunately for you, it doesn't work quite the same way due to your circumstances. Not only are your horns uncomfortably large, it is also a struggle to drag yourself in and out of your four wheel device. The fact that it tends to roll away during your nap times is not much help either.
➣ Tavros: Equip cool lance.
Oh yes, this is simply the coolest lance. Although not the best you own by far.
You should put this down before you hurt yourself. You aren't particularly used to having it indoors since you like to practice your jousting outside. One day you hope to prove yourself worthy of recruitment into the halls of the dreaded imperial CAVALREAPERS. But that probably won't happen.
➣ Tavros: Put down lance and wheel yourself outside.
Yes, do that. You roll down the ramp leading out of your hive. You were allowed to design this hive when you were young, after you emerged victorious from your trials deep in the brooding caverns. You have lived here with your CUSTODIAN ever since.
It's almost as if your people have placed great cultural importance on teaching children to become architecturally adept while very young. It has been this way since ancient times. No one seems to know why that is.
➣ Tavros: Look at neighbourhood.
Truly a thing of beauty. You are surrounded by hives very similar to yours, belonging to trolls with horns similar to yours and blood similar to yours. In essence, you were all sorted together. It has been this way since ancient times. No one seems to...
Oh who are we kidding honestly. Your ruler put in most of these silly commandments and sorting factors. But you don't know that, because you despise HISTORY.
➣ Tavros: Go back in.
You get yourself back inside and are at once barricaded by a flood of notifications.
➣ Tavros: Examine husktop.
It was going to happen eventually. You might as well get these interactions over and done with and maybe also initiate a couple of conversations yourself or you could just sit over there and space out like you're doing currently okay that's it GET TO WORK.
➣ Tavros: GET TO WORK.
While you were staring aimlessly into the distance you have accumulated a bunch of distressed messages from your bronze buddy. You should reply at once. You don't want him to get worked up about everything, as he usually does.
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