What's Wrong with a Little Destruction?
28 Wreckers

Taken from the 28Character meme that's been popping up every now and again. Done because, well, the Wreckers are awesome in any continuity.

Note: As any military member knows, boredom is a bad, bad thing to allow to happen.


2. Happy Wreckers

"You'll find boredom where there is the absence of a good idea."
-Earl Nightingale

The Wreckers were happiest- as everyone knew –in the battlefield. Frankly, they scared the willies out of most of the Autobots. And the Decepticons, well… the only thing they feared more than dealing with Wreckers was explaining to Megatron why they turned tail. It had, in fact, gotten to the point where smarter detachments would wait until the Wreckers were engaged elsewhere before they seriously kicked off Siege Mode.

But the fact of the matter was that they loved to fight. They lived for fighting. They were, as previously stated, happiest when fighting.

And though fighting equaled happy, happy didn't necessarily equate fighting though it did- to put it in general terms –mean someone was causing trouble for someone else. Didn't really matter for who; making life difficult for Decepticons, keeping other Autobots on their toes or just messing around with each other. Anything that wrecked a little havoc always got their fuel pumps going.

"Sooo," Topspin said slowly, still cycling out of recharge (morning 'bot he was not), "you are covered in inflatable plastic creatures because…?"

Broadside just shrugged his massive shoulders. "No reason."

"And you are on the floor why?"

Another shrug. "No reason."

Topspin just went 'huh' and stood there for a moment. And then felt something against his foot. And then he bent down to get a better look.

"…" He said. "I see. Hi, Scoop."

The hand protruding from under Broadside's back flopped a little in possibly a wave or a please-save-me kinda way. Topspin wasn't sure of which.

"So," he paused a moment to sip at his morning energon, "was it worth it?"

A snort and giggle came up from under Broadside's vents followed by a muffled 'can't breathe'.