Epilogue time! This is the LAST part of this fic, then I'll work on something a little more fun.

Xigbar: Hehe. OH yeah.

Demyx: o.o;;

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"Aw, come on, Xiggy! Tell me!" Axel's incessant whining was driving Xigbar crazy. "You know that I know that you know what's been going on between Demyx and Zexion. Now tell me!"

"I may know that you know that I know something, but I am not at the liberty to discuss what this something is. Now quit asking me, flame boy."

Axel began to pout. He hated being left out of secrets. "Fine." He said, and got up. A smile worked its way across his face. "I'll get it straight from Demyx!" And he ran off before Xigbar had a chance to grab him.

"I wouldn't do anything stupid!" Xigbar called after him.

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Roxas was seated in a chair in the living room, reading one of Zexion's books that he had picked off the shelf when he heard footsteps drawing closer, and fast. Axel, he thought. He stood up, put the book down, and faced the opposite direction of where the footsteps were coming from. Seconds later, he was whisked up through the air and then dropped heavily into a particularly excited Axel's arms. He was used to this sort of treatment by now.

"Hey, Roxy! We're off to eavesdrop!" Axel grinned. "You weren't doing anything, right?"

"Oh no, nothing at all, Axel." He crossed his arms and grinned. He did love gossip.

"Good! Now come on!" Axel dropped Roxas to the floor, grabbed his hand, and ran down the halls, dragging the poor blonde behind him.

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"You sure we should be doing this?" Roxas had second thoughts.

"No, we shouldn't." Axel said grimly. "But that doesn't mean we won't!" Axel was on his hands and knees, his ear pressed against Demyx's door.

"I mean, what if it's really personal? Like, really personal?"

"Oh come on. What could those two possibly be doing?" Axel rolled his eyes. "There's no way they'd get along."

"Well, I saw them on the roof of one of the buildings outside. They were talking, and looking awfully happy to not be friends."

"Shush! Something's happening." Axel listened closer.

"I-I'm not sure, Zexy…" Demyx's voice was unusually anxious.

"Come on, Demyx…it's not like you haven't had it done before." Zexion's voice had an odd tone to it.

Axel frowned. Done before? He thought.

"That was just one time with Xiggy! It doesn't count!" Zexion laughed quietly at this.

With Xigbar? What? Axel wasn't entirely sure what he was hearing. "Get down here, Roxy. Make sure I'm not hearing things wrong." Roxas obeyed, and listened intently.

"Don't be such a prude, Demyx. You know you want it." Axel and Roxas could hear a zipper being undone, and Demyx make a sort of squeaking sound.

"Don't, Zexy…" Listening closely, Axel could hear Demyx panting. He looked at Roxas. "Did I hear that?" He asked quietly. Roxas nodded slowly.

"M-maybe we should wait…"

"Why should we? If you want something and can have it…" Demyx moaned softly. "…Then take it."

Axel's jaw dropped. No way. No fricking way was this happening. It just wasn't possible. Demyx and Zexion? An item? He bit his lower lip, and looked back over at Roxas who was equally confused. No…no, it couldn't be. He continued to listen.

Axel heard a sound he was unfamiliar to, accompanied by Demyx's moaning getting louder. "Lower, Zexy…" Demyx pleaded.

As the seconds went by, Axel's and Roxas's faces got redder, and Demyx's voice became more and more desperate. Finally, the two spies couldn't take any more. They got back up, stumbling, and ran as fast and as far as they could.

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Xigbar sighed. "I told you not to do anything stupid." He looked down at the redhead in front of him.

"Sh-shut up!" Axel was still in tears. He was going to be scarred for the rest of his non-existance. "You don't know what it was like!"

Roxas was worse off, however. He wrung his hands, twitching slightly. "They were…they were…" Was all he could say.

"They were in a state of libido." Xigbar said nonchalantly, making Roxas twitch more. "Never listen to old Xigbar when you should, do you? Oh well, served you right." He turned on his heel and walked down the hallway, leaving the two younger Nobodies to their own devices.

"Hey, Axel?" Roxas finally asked.

"Yes, Roxas?"

"Never bring me eavesdropping again."

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Chapter 12/Epilogue. Owari-wari!

I like how I ended this one. That's just what happens when you eavesdrop on lovers.

Axel: Yeah, but you could've at least TOLD us they were doing that!

I could've, but then you wouldn't have acted as disturbed as you did.

Roxas: It's not funny…I go to a therapist every day to help work out my mental issues.

Demyx: Oh, you do that anyway!

Zexion: Emo.

Why is it that you're the one who says that?

Zexion: …Irony?

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THE END.